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Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself

 

John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones.

 

Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!!

John: :blink:

Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy!

John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see.

Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away*

John: Then why are you listening to your old material?

Mika: Because it's good!

John: :sneaky2:

 

*awkward silence*

 

John: Did you know that Jerry can't read?

Mika: say what?

John: Jerry-can't-read.

Mika: So?

John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?!

Mika: The MFC's what?

John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika!

Mika: I don't smell any coffee...

John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember?

Mika: :blink: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases.

John: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!?

Mika: THAT was to become official?!

John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?!

Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john: :shocked:

 

They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance

 

Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper*

John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?!

Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake!

John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?!

Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!!

Mika: Why is it getting written on paper?

John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!!

 

They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps.

 

Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room*

John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?!

Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves*

John:

:roftl::lmao:

*picks self up off the floor whilst trying to regain the ability to breathe*

 

Thats soo good, you have a definate talent!

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I just hope there will never be a thread #2 for this :boxed:

 

QUOTE OF THE DAY !!!!! :roftl:

 

BTW, do you think we should get a nice man-stripper?:naughty:

 

i think Jerry could do it ? you know, popping out of the cake, singing "Happy Officialness to you Mr MFC... poopoopidoo !" :mf_rosetinted:

 

no.. but lets take the time to celebrate our unofficialness before you regret it cos the day when we become official is gonna come by soooo quickly:mf_rosetinted:

 

QUOTE #2 of the day !! :roftl:

 

No need for 3 months salary (the standard cost of a diamond) This will do...

 

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i want this !

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Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself :blush-anim-cl:

 

John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones.

 

Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!!

John: :blink:

Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy!

John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see.

Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away*

John: Then why are you listening to your old material?

Mika: Because it's good!

John: :sneaky2:

 

I can totally picture the situation:naughty:

(The rest of the script too but Mika dancing :roftl: )

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John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones.

 

Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!!

John: :blink:

Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy!

John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see.

Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away*

John: Then why are you listening to your old material?

Mika: Because it's good!

John: :sneaky2:

 

*awkward silence*

 

John: Did you know that Jerry can't read?

Mika: say what?

John: Jerry-can't-read.

Mika: So?

John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?!

Mika: The MFC's what?

John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika!

Mika: I don't smell any coffee...

John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember?

Mika: :blink: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases.

John: :furious: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!?

Mika: THAT was to become official?!

John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?!

Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john: :shocked:

 

They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance

 

Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper*

John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?!

Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake!

John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?!

Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!!

Mika: Why is it getting written on paper?

John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!!

 

They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps.

 

Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room*

John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?!

Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves*

John: :mad3:

 

i think this one is the best LOOOL

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A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly...

 

Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet*

Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all...

 

John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner.

 

John: :doh:

Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore-

John: Jerry -

Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut -

John: Jerry -

Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier -

John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?!

Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't.

John: :shocked:

Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika*

Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you care?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there?

John: :furious:

Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care?

John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils*

Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there?

John: I'm warning you, boy.

Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO-

John: *thwack*

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Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself

 

John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones.

 

Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!!

John: :blink:

Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy!

John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see.

Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away*

John: Then why are you listening to your old material?

Mika: Because it's good!

John: :sneaky2:

 

*awkward silence*

 

John: Did you know that Jerry can't read?

Mika: say what?

John: Jerry-can't-read.

Mika: So?

John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?!

Mika: The MFC's what?

John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika!

Mika: I don't smell any coffee...

John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember?

Mika: :blink: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases.

John: :furious: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!?

Mika: THAT was to become official?!

John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?!

Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john: :shocked:

 

They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance

 

Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper*

John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?!

Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake!

John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?!

Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!!

Mika: Why is it getting written on paper?

John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!!

 

They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps.

 

Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room*

John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?!

Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves*

John: :mad3:

:lmao: Hilarious! That was amazing! more more more!!!

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My Strongest Suit

In life one has to face a huge assortment

Of nauseating fads and good advice

There's health and fitness

Diet and deportment

 

And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter

Manners? Charm?

They're no way to impress

So forget the inner me , observe the outer

I am what I wear and how I dress

 

Oh now I believe in looking

Like my time on earth is cooking

Whether polka dotted

Striped or even checked

With some glamour guaranteeing

Every fibre of my being

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

 

From your cradle via trousseau

To your deathbed you're on view, so

Never compromise, accept no substitute

I would rather wear a barrel

Than conservative apparel

For my dress has always been

My strongest suit

Overwear

Underwear

Anytime

Anywhere

 

Staying in or hitting town wards

From the top and working downwards

I ensure that every stitch

Is stitched in time

 

Whether wig or hat or turban is stitched in time

Whether clad boudoir or urban

Not to strut your stuff

Outrageously's a crime

 

And the few who are invited

To my wardrobe are delighted

As they wander through my things

To find en route We're wandering through your things

 

Ooh negligee

That in negligee or formal Ooh anything but normal normal

I am anything but normal

Ooh ah

Oops sorry :blush-anim-cl: got carried away with non official boredom just then and had to break out into fabulous songs from musicals to wake me up :naughty:

 

:boxed:

I got confused when I opened this thread and saw a random Aida song... :naughty:

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lol, as if you need it :wink2: but i understand it's better if i approve, for your ego and self esteem, you know :mf_rosetinted: :mf_rosetinted: :naughty:

 

on those good good words, i'm off to bed...

 

hahaha xDDD

 

goodnight Yop, glad you went to bed with a smile on your face! :biggrin2:

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A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly...

 

Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet*

Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all...

 

John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner.

 

John: :doh:

Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore-

John: Jerry -

Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut -

John: Jerry -

Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier -

John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?!

Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't.

John: :shocked:

Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika*

Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you care?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there?

John: :furious:

Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care?

John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils*

Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there?

John: I'm warning you, boy.

Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO-

John: *thwack*

 

:roftl: Thats the best yet! The weird thing is, i can really picture that happening in my mind.

 

I think you need to open a thread devoted to your imaginative stories!

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:roftl: Thats the best yet! The weird thing is, i can really picture that happening in my mind.

 

I think you need to open a thread devoted to your imaginative stories!

 

:roftl: :roftl: Maybe I should create a book for Mika full of my weird stories :roftl:

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A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly...

 

Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet*

Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all...

 

John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner.

 

John: :doh:

Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore-

John: Jerry -

Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut -

John: Jerry -

Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier -

John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?!

Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't.

John: :shocked:

Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika*

Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you care?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there?

John: :furious:

Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care?

John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils*

Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there?

John: I'm warning you, boy.

Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO-

John: *thwack*

 

AHAHAAHA!:roftl: This is my favorite so far. They're all hilarious!:roftl:

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A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly...

 

Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet*

Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all...

 

John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner.

 

John: :doh:

Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore-

John: Jerry -

Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut -

John: Jerry -

Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier -

John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?!

Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't.

John: :shocked:

Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika*

Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you care?

John: Mika.

Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there?

John: :furious:

Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care?

John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils*

Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there?

John: I'm warning you, boy.

Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO-

John: *thwack*

:lmao:First thing I've read today.. omg.. so worth getting up for.. :roftl:

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:roftl: :roftl: Maybe I should create a book for Mika full of my weird stories :roftl:

 

Well id buy it:thumb_yello:

 

Although it may not be your best idea to share it with mika, mmm i wonder what he d think, id love to see his reaction if he happened to open this thread and the mikagasmic right now!

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