Poems for Mika

[KiteKat]

Or just forever for me. Nice to see you KK!

 

Hello KiteKat, I'm glad you are back, I've missed ya.

 

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*waves back*

 

a bit drowned in academic/bureaucratic stuff ...so I kinda check quickly, and then drag myself away:naughty:...not too hard these days....however this thread!!!!!

[phunkygal]

Wow, that is so well put PG!

 

thanks. i am not good at rhymes so i to the 'an ode to' aproach.

[JackViolet]

I don't think you should bother counting Kata, 'cause you obviously have a very good internal sense of rhythm, but poetry snobbery is not poopy! Or rather it's not snobbery. Shoddy rhythm is as bad as shoddy rhyme, and a poem that rhymes but has terrible meter or messed up stress makes you cringe to read it. (Or at least me. ) This is not to say that poems with irregular meter or stress are bad, but the irregularity has to be carried through with knowledge, if that makes sense.

 

That's why I almost never write poetry, too. I don't have a natural sense of stress and meter like Kata, and it's just too hard--all of my verses come out haphazard and painful-ish.

 

--Jack

[Kelzy]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

OMG!!!!!! :roftl::roftl:

I'm your #1 fangurl.

[sparkly1]

I don't think you should bother counting Kata, 'cause you obviously have a very good internal sense of rhythm, but poetry snobbery is not poopy! Or rather it's not snobbery. Shoddy rhythm is as bad as shoddy rhyme, and a poem that rhymes but has terrible meter or messed up stress makes you cringe to read it. (Or at least me. ) This is not to say that poems with irregular meter or stress are bad, but the irregularity has to be carried through with knowledge, if that makes sense.

 

That's why I almost never write poetry, too. I don't have a natural sense of stress and meter like Kata, and it's just too hard--all of my verses come out haphazard and painful-ish.

 

--Jack

if a poem really touches me I can forgive it for having flaws I like imperfection and prefer it's message to it's correctness, but I am no expert and some poems even make my uneducated head cringe lol.

guess I just don't like telling a person their art could be improved (even when they have asked for crit I am really pathetic at giving it), doh I am such a poo

[Finkster]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

This is the best thing I have ever read on MFC.

 

Also, all of the wand-poems that are not Kata's are kinda freaking me out, tbh...

 

--Jack

 

Yea...agreed..

[SuperTwat]

I must disagree, because - you see.

His butt is flat, there's 0% fat.

The pants falling down is not gravity.

He's just teasin', there ain't no squeezin'.

The No A Team returns.

 

Got no chicket, WTF was that

A pink sunglasses day?

Must've been.

 

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

:bow::bow:

[xlindee]

Ohmybanana! I love this thread:biggrin2:

I literally had to tear from laughter, reading all of these incredible poems:lmfao:

I especially like Kata and Blue_Sky's ones.

Oh, and about the wand poems:

[Ruth]

I should have known you would feed my haiku hunger, Blue Sky!

 

OK... now what about limericks? I didn't see any.

 

There was a young singer named Mika

Whose sound was rather unique-a

Some thought he was great

And he moved some to hate

But I'd follow him from here to Tanganyika.

 

 

dcdeb

 

Mine was a limmerick rhythm but nobody commented :-(

[Ruth]

 

My two penn'th:

 

 

With Mika I could be in love

It makes me think, 'Heavens above'

Though I'd like hugs and kisses, I can't be his missus

I'd adopt him if push came to shove!

 

 

boom! boom!

 

Limmerick rhythm but I couldn't work with 'there was a young man called Mika' or anything similar.

 

 

cos I am really not his type

oh crap life is unfair.

 

How true, how true

 

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

Kata! Too funny

 

 

But most of all I hope,

That the show is bloody fantastic,

It’s gonna take a lot you know,

To impress us, as we are so unenthusiastic:mf_rosetinted:

 

And you Jemma!

[Marilyn Mastin]

A rainbow of light

Is soaring so high

Glistening in his violet sky

He comes along

He sings his songs

He brings the rainbow down to Earth

For you and me

A sight to see

 

He could be brown

He could be blue

His colours paint this world anew

Opening eyes

Filled with surprise

His concerts are the highlight of the year

His voice is awesome, strong and clear

 

All of these things

And the man that we claim

Are all summed up

In one four-letter name

 

MIKA

[chickita]

LMAO! You guys are all brilliant! Christine, Bab, Kata, M4L13, Kavi, Jemmalee - and eveyone else, too - this thread is awesome. :roftl:

 

My contribution:

 

We talk about his body hair

and of his lollipop;

we talk about infections

and when the cancelling might stop.

 

We find ourselves so curious

About which gender does he shag

And if he was trying to tell us

By appearing in Out mag.

 

We wonder if he'll wow us

When he performs in Paris, France

We wonder if he'll ever wear

those Glastonbury striped pants.

 

It has now been four long months

since we saw him singing live

So much we've done to pass the time

And magically, it's flown by!

 

We saw him with a new haircut

in an interview from Beijing

We saw him win a Novello award

Now, that's an awesome thing.

 

We saw him at a party

where a photog hit the ground

Yes, Mika was a sweetie

And helped her come around.

 

And who could forget, on April first

I laughed 'till I was crying

It seems Mika ran off to India

To take up yogic flying.

 

But now he's back to sing once more

You must admit, he has a great voice

I think, once some new vids surface

More than a few of us will rejoice.

 

So fellow MFCers

The future's not so bleak

The guy that we think is pretty great

will be back in less than a week.

Mana that made my day!!!

[lindemfc]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

OMG!

:roftl:

I'm on the floor...

seriously...

 

you're talented

[Mafaaaa]

You changed my life and all things I know

When I look back, I see how important you were

Thank you, for the colours and brightness you show

And now I need you, but you aren't there.

 

You made me smile, think and cry all at the same time

You made me grow up and I'm so happy now

I still growing and improving and you just move, just shine

So important and I need so, but how?

 

Could I just touch you, like in my dreams?

Could you just sing me something?

Could I just hear the others screams?

Could I be kissing you and not just imagining?

 

I want you and now you're closer.

Just a few days and I'll see you.

Maybe I won't talk to you, but I'll be happier

And I know you'll forget me, but I won't.

[Kavi]

LMAO! You guys are all brilliant! Christine, Bab, Kata, M4L13, Kavi, Jemmalee - and eveyone else, too - this thread is awesome. :roftl:

 

My contribution:

 

We talk about his body hair

and of his lollipop;

we talk about infections

and when the cancelling might stop.

 

We find ourselves so curious

About which gender does he shag

And if he was trying to tell us

By appearing in Out mag.

 

We wonder if he'll wow us

When he performs in Paris, France

We wonder if he'll ever wear

those Glastonbury striped pants.

 

It has now been four long months

since we saw him singing live

So much we've done to pass the time

And magically, it's flown by!

 

We saw him with a new haircut

in an interview from Beijing

We saw him win a Novello award

Now, that's an awesome thing.

 

We saw him at a party

where a photog hit the ground

Yes, Mika was a sweetie

And helped her come around.

 

And who could forget, on April first

I laughed 'till I was crying

It seems Mika ran off to India

To take up yogic flying.

 

But now he's back to sing once more

You must admit, he has a great voice

I think, once some new vids surface

More than a few of us will rejoice.

 

So fellow MFCers

The future's not so bleak

The guy that we think is pretty great

will be back in less than a week.

 

very good!!!!!

[Kavi]

Is he straight or is he queer,

some say we just don't care.

But do we really not care,

for we analyse even his hair.

 

Jumping up and down on the stage,

While we all try to gaze.

His granny curled hair bobbing up and down,

even when he sings his song.

 

Is it chicken or is it ticket,

oh that existential question wouldn't you just answer it?

But it's ok, that's not your duty,

just sing your songs and look like a beauty.

 

Oh Mika cutie,

what have you done to poor Lukey.

We all bitch and moan,

so that new keyboarder better be a clone.

 

I cannot wait for the new and improved website to be running,

then I wouldn’t have to do any stalking.

But please don’t mind me,

Just beware of….OhhLookie!

 

 

[Kelzy]

Is he straight or is he queer,

some say we just don't care.

But do we really not care,

for we analyse even his hair.

 

Jumping up and down on the stage,

While we all try to gaze.

His granny curled hair bobbing up and down,

even when he sings his song.

 

Is it chicken or is it ticket,

oh that existential question wouldn't you just answer it?

But it's ok, that's not your duty,

just sing your songs and look like a beauty.

 

Oh Mika cutie,

what have you done to poor Lukey.

We all bitch and moan,

so that new keyboarder better be a clone.

 

I cannot wait for the new and improved website to be running,

then I wouldn’t have to do any stalking.

But please don’t mind me,

Just beware of….OhhLookie!

 

 

 

 

[Rainbow]

I've been looking for this thread for sssooooooooooooooo loooooooooooooong...

 

 

so let's see what I can do:

 

 

Sometimes your smile

Makes the stars

Shine brighter!

 

Sometimes when you sing

The flowers listen to you

And they think:

 

"God, If I only were a girl

For I'm so in love with his damn curls!

And If I were to be a girl

I would go all over the world

to see him dancing and also doing

a little thing of his called shwinging!":wub2:

 

And sometimes when you dress

SO NOT LAME

the Rainbow's colours

Fade to grey

 

and when it couldn't

get them back

we assume it's just a lack

of ambition

as it goes after it's intuition

but in the end it goes thinking:

 

"My, this guy's clothes are so bright!

I wonder if I'll ever see the light

again 'cause this guy competes me so eager

that he might aswell put his finger on the trigger!":thumbdown:

 

But let's don't get that vicious

'cause in the end

everything is basically pointlessly delicious!

 

so..what do you think?

[Kavi]

 

I couldn't help it...sry for spoiling the nursery rhyme

 

Mika and his wand sat on a wall,

Mika and his wand had a great fall.

All the MFC girls, And all the MFC men

Couldn't put Mika together again!

 

[Kavi]

I've been looking for this thread for sssooooooooooooooo loooooooooooooong...

 

 

so let's see what I can do:

 

 

Sometimes your smile

Makes the stars

Shine brighter!

 

Sometimes when you sing

The flowers listen to you

And they think:

 

"God, If I only were a girl

For I'm so in love with his damn curls!

And If I were to be a girl

I would go all over the world

to see him dancing and also doing

a little thing of his called shwinging!":wub2:

 

And sometimes when you dress

SO NOT LAME

the Rainbow's colours

Fade to grey

 

and when it couldn't

get them back

we assume it's just a lack

of ambition

as it goes after it's intuition

but in the end it goes thinking:

 

"My, this guy's clothes are so bright!

I wonder if I'll ever see the light

again 'cause this guy competes me so eager

that he might aswell put his finger on the trigger!":thumbdown:

 

But let's don't get that vicious

'cause in the end

everything is basically pointlessly delicious!

 

so..what do you think?

 

aw it's cute

[hotdlp]

I couldn't help it...sry for spoiling the nursery rhyme

 

Mika and his wand sat on a wall,

Mika and his wand had a great fall.

All the MFC girls, And all the MFC men

Couldn't put Mika together again!

 

 

Kavi

 

Had a good sleep did ya?

[Kavi]

Kavi

 

Had a good sleep did ya?

 

erm not really...kept tossing and turning and the pub was playing music u know i should be leaving to go to uni now and i'm not even dressed yet

[hotdlp]

erm not really...kept tossing and turning and the pub was playing music u know i should be leaving to go to uni now and i'm not even dressed yet

 

Well go get dressed girl!! What you doing on here? Jees

[xlindee]

Is he straight or is he queer,

some say we just don't care.

But do we really not care,

for we analyse even his hair.

 

Jumping up and down on the stage,

While we all try to gaze.

His granny curled hair bobbing up and down,

even when he sings his song.

 

Is it chicken or is it ticket,

oh that existential question wouldn't you just answer it?

But it's ok, that's not your duty,

just sing your songs and look like a beauty.

 

Oh Mika cutie,

what have you done to poor Lukey.

We all bitch and moan,

so that new keyboarder better be a clone.

 

I cannot wait for the new and improved website to be running,

then I wouldn’t have to do any stalking.

But please don’t mind me,

Just beware of….OhhLookie!

 

 

 

I couldn't help it...sry for spoiling the nursery rhyme

 

Mika and his wand sat on a wall,

Mika and his wand had a great fall.

All the MFC girls, And all the MFC men

Couldn't put Mika together again!

 

 

:lmao:

 

My sad attempt:naughty::

 

There once was this place on the internet

It was called the MFC

It certainly is boring on there I've bet,

but I went there and OMG(ee)

I began to spend a lot of time on there and became a very addicted one

It was very great in the beginning, but later things went wrong

Cancellations, illness, and other bad circumstances,

were things we had to deal with.

and some of the awkward dances,

made us feel like sh*t.

So we had our ups and downs but no one could take away,

that amazing year I've spend, on the MFC! (it rhymes if you pronounce the C as the Dutch one, wich sounds kinda like ''say'')

[Kavi]

:lmao:

 

My sad attempt:naughty::

 

There once was this place on the internet

It was called the MFC

It certainly is boring on there I've bet,

but I went there and OMG(ee)I began to spend a lot of time on there and became a very addicted one

It was very great in the beginning, but later things went wrong

Cancellations, illness, and other bad circumstances,

were things we had to deal with.

and some of the awkward dances,

made us feel like sh*t.

So we had our ups and downs but no one could take away,

that amazing year I've spend, on the MFC! (it rhymes if you pronounce the C as the Dutch one, wich sounds kinda like ''say'':naughty:)