CazGirl Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Hello my squirelly gang! I've decided to do a thread dedicated to my random scripts, so if ya see any floating about, POST 'EM HERE! I know I did one recently in the "Mikasounds blog updates" thread so I'll post that here in a second. However, I just got struck by inspiration and here's a new script from yours truly! Mika opened his eyes lazily and a blurry vision welcomed him. He did not know where he was; the only thing he knew was that he was moving and, well, alive, as you often find when you wake up. Oh, and hungry. Oh! And in need of the toilet. But his first thoughts were "ZOMG I'm moving?!" so let's leave it at that, before we completely deviate from the point. Mika turned to his right and knew immediately that he was not in the flat because A) Flats don't move and B) It was different wall. It was polished wood, unlike the teddy bear wallpaper his mother had put up for him in his bedroom. Mika then saw a bright light shining down on him and, like a frightened, tiny rodent, he curled up into a ball and... Mika: Aaaaahhhh!!!!!!! I'm being abducted, I'M BEING ABDUCTED!!!! *starts blindly clawing at the air in desperate hope to scratch the "abducter"* Andy: And this is how Mika wakes up.... Mika: WTF?! Andy?! Andy: Yeah, I'm documenting you. For your website. As you can see, Mika wears curlers in bed - Mika: Damn it Andy! I thought I fired you! Andy: Um......no......... Mika: Oh. Andy: Losing track? Mika: Well with all this apparently "firing the keyboarder whose name I don't remember" and this new Sunshine boy replacing him and this new singer coming along, I forget who's got fired and who's got hired. Andy: Well, you didn't fire me. Mika: I'm sure I did. Andy: Why WOULD you fire me? Mika: Because I wanna hold the camera, and because I know I won't make porn videos. Unlike SOMEONE ELSE. Andy: God you're so selfish Mika you can't do everything on your o- Mika: YES I CAN! *folds arms defiantly* Andy: :sigh: Mika: Look, I'll PROVE it. Where's my special book? Andy: Isn't it under your pillow, like always? Mika: *looks underneath pillow* Oh yeah. How'd you know where it was? Andy: Mika: Pffft! *retrieves book* Aha! Here it is... Mika opens the book - which has lined paper - and sees drawings and doodles on the pages that describe what he's thinking and his thought process. Mika's first drawing is of a stickman by a keyboard with black hair, but has a red cross over him, and a huge flame right next to him. Mika: Oh, I DID fire that guy. Oops. Andy: What was it for? Mika turns the next page over to see a face with curly hair and a face with oriental eyes looking green. Mika: Erm. I can't remember. Andy: Mika: ANYWAY! Back to my point... Mika flips a few more pages (with a funny looking drawn squirrel running animatedly at the bottom of the pages which Mika drew when he was bored) and then he found it. A stickman with a camera. A stickman with curly hair all coloured in green. Stickman with curly hair sets stickman with camera on fire. Stickman with curly hair looks all happy. Stickman with curly hair gets camera and runs away. Andy: Mika that's really sadistic. Mika: It looks funny in my head. Andy: You have a messed up head. Mika: Oh no have my curls fallen out? Andy: Wtf? You've got curlers in! And that's not - Mika: Omg! There hairspray! Where's the hairspray?! *jumps out from bed and starts rummaging around* Andy: MIKA - Mika: Oh naff off Andy YOU'RE FIRED! Mika opens the biggest window and throws Andy out of it, leaving a trail of an echoing "Noooooooo!" behind him. Mika: HA! That'll teach him for messing with ME! *looks all proud of himself* Now where the hell is that hairspray...*scratches head* A good few hours later... Mika has his camera turned on and the scene turns out to be in the "kitchen" on the bus, which really only consists of a mini fridge, and a cupboard with a kitchen top. Mika looks confusedly into the lens. Mika: ARE. YOU. ON? Nothing. Mika: CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME? Still nothing. Mika: Testing, testing, 123! .......Where did Andy go anyway? ...meh! Anyway, er.....well I guess it's on. Well hey guys! It's Mika! It's....*looks at clock* I don't know what time it is cos I can't read it but judging by the position if the sun...*looks outside the windows and sees dark clouds and pitter patter of rain* Dang! There's no sun! Oh wait, damn it, am I back in England?! I'm so confused. WETTY WETTY RAIN, WETTY RAIN.... Well anyway, I'm guessing that it's early cos I'm about to have breakfast! Let me show you how I make my breakfast... Mika opens the cupboard to find no more cereal. Mika: Ahh poop. No more cereal. Um....TOASTER! We gotta have some bread and a toaster. Right well...there's the bread...and there's the toaster...plug it in.....YAY! Right. We're rolling now! Let's put the bread in... Mika stands there for three minutes waiting for the bread to pop up, and looks at the camera now and then, checking his hair, fondling his neck and looking very uncomfortable for not saying anything in the three minutes... The toaster pings but the bread gets stuck. Mika: *smiles reassuringly at the camera* It will come up in a minute. The bread does not come up after another full minute, and smoke starts to come up. Mika: Ah crap. *gets knife* Let's poke around and see if I can get it up -- Yasmine: NO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!! *runs onto the scene* Put the knife down, i said PUT THE KNIFE DOWN! Mika: Waaaaah!!! Yasmine: You'd electrocute yourself, stupid boy! Mika: Shut up. Yasmine: *flicks the switch up on the toaster* Mika: Awww it's all black...best feed it to the birds! Mika grabs the two slices of black, burned toast, opens the window, throws one out which is amazingly received by a running Andy, and then throws the other one out. Mika shuts the windows and shuts the curtains, and hears a car crash. Mika opens the window and curtains again to see that the toast had landed on the windscreen of a car and shocked the driver. Mika: Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicfreak Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 :roftl:i love it!! great job....i love when he's talking to the camera and stares at the toaster:naughty: he's such a little boy:bleh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Oops? Love to read your scripts, they're great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 The script from the Blog Updates thread: (jokingly said Mika should have a secret surveillance camera in his house, like what Graham Norton did in the men's toilets in the episode that Mika and Dustin Hoffman were on, and they could speak to them from a microphone and freak them out) narrator: Mika is now pouring rice krispies into his flowery bowl... Mika: what the-? *looks around* N: Mika is now confused. M: *gets milk* N: Mika is now getting FULL FAT Milk out of his refridgerator. M: I KNOW I am!!! N: Mika is now angry. M: Leave me alone, weirdo! N: Mika has now put three teaspoons of sugar over his cereal, the sweet tooth. M: Stop judging me! In fact, STOP WATCHING ME! N: Put that knife down, Mika. M: NO! N: You can't eat cereal with a knife, Mika. M: Pfffft! What kind of idiot do you take me for?! I KNOW THAT! N: Haha. M: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!! N: Mika is feeling humiliated. M: Grrrrrrr!!!!! N: Mika is now eating Rice Krispies......Mika is ignoring me. M: *giggles* N: Mika is enjoying listening to the snap, crackle and pops. M: *giggles some more* N: Come on Mika, I'm bored now. M: WILL YOU F--K OFF?!?!?! N: I can't. I'm watching over you. M: Sicko! - 3 hours later, Mika is watching TV - N: Mika is scratching his nuts. M: You're STILL HERE?!?!?! Can't a guy scratch himself in PEACE?!?! N: I hope you'll wash your hands. M: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Waaaahh! Aaaaaaahhh! Mwhahahh! OMG this is just ... haha! I have no words, so funny!!! Thanks a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 Waaaahh! Aaaaaaahhh! Mwhahahh! OMG this is just ... haha! I have no words, so funny!!! Thanks a lot! No worries! To be honest I did kinda miss making them... but it probably won't connect like the other script did, it will just be random ones lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 omg thank uuu!!! I missed this! i also missed it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseOle Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I really love your scripts Caz!! I think I never told that in your other script thread, but I love them, they're so funny!! Great work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnieszka Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 *must read that later* subscribes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Aww Caz, I've missed your scripts, these are SOOO funny.LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Caz! You're back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 I am back indeed well...when i feel like it. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veroMica Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 :lmfao: :lmfao: I can't stop!!!!!!!! Caz, they're amazing!!!! And I'm really glad you're back with the scripts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maje Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 haha you´re brillaaant I imagine Mika in each situation !! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlau_20zr Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 cazz!!! girlll!! you`re the best! i`m so happy you`re back with the scripts! Mika: Well with all this apparently "firing the keyboarder whose name I don't remember" and this new Sunshine boy replacing him and this new singer coming along, I forget who's got fired and who's got hired. sunshine boy!! i miss luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 clap clap clap clap clap clap a gift for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romis Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Thank you Caz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Lmao :roftl: The ball-scratching thing is still making me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 awww thanks guys that bondage squirrel is quite scary LMAO! Oh! I was at my cousin's yesterday and they have these three HUUUUUGE dogs. Anyway they ran outside and started barking up a tree, and my uncle went "what? Is there a squirrel up there, boys?" and I was like "Where?! Where's the squirrel?!" LOL @ Danika. I just had this vision of the narrator being completely silent for three hours...Mika watching TV....the tiniest scratch, thinking he can get away with it...and then this booming voice going..."MIKA IS SCRATCHING HIS NUTS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Caz you're amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Oh Caz! I missed your scripts so much! These ones are great aswell:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Caz you're amazing! LOL! Thanks I think your signature is amazing haha xDDD including that "epic fail" one, which almost made me pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 LOL! Thanks I think your signature is amazing haha xDDD including that "epic fail" one, which almost made me pee I just say what everyone's thinking or I just quote Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 LOL @ Danika. I just had this vision of the narrator being completely silent for three hours...Mika watching TV....the tiniest scratch, thinking he can get away with it...and then this booming voice going..."MIKA IS SCRATCHING HIS NUTS!" Lmao Poor Meeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Has Sariflor not read these yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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