Shaza! Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 he wasn't holding it. I'm not a pretzle slut. well, not in public. he didn't want the rest, too salty, so he gave it to me:mf_rosetinted: Don't try and go all literal on me missy! The insinuations are unmistakable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 yeah right not dirty tell that to the judge & jury oohh errr he tried to do what? oohh Mika don't worry love I'll bite your pretzel on the first date if you want me to Or I could alternatively suck it if you suck it then all of the salt would ba gone and nobody would want a saltless, soggy pretzle. besides. He's taking me to the movies. we want to move slow. at least 2 dates before he proposes. thats my rule:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop Love Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 yeah right not dirty tell that to the judge & jury oohh errr he tried to do what? oohh Mika don't worry love I'll bite your pretzel on the first date if you want me to Or I could alternatively suck it ah mah gah i'm blushing here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Don't try and go all literal on me missy! The insinuations are unmistakable I dont know what your talking about its not like he let me ride the rocketship or anything:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 ah mah gah i'm blushing here this is too intense for you. haveyou never been in the middle of one of there mika-inuendo battles before? you see, we all just try to out-inuendo each other. looks like i have some "stiff" competition. (haha thats a knee-slapper) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 *sidles in* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaza! Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 we're not dirty.we're simply observing. Mika is the dirty one:mf_rosetinted: me tried to make me bite his pretzle while it was in his hand, but I refused. I never go that far on the first date. Mika asked me to bite his lollipop, but I said no cos it was too hard Is he's offering to pay my dentist bills then fair enough but I can't afford be losing teeth just to satisfy him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 hlo there englishrose, don't be afraid, but do beware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Mika asked me to bite his lollipop, but I said no cos it was too hard Is he's offering to pay my dentist bills then fair enough but I can't afford be losing teeth just to satisfy him! see, thats why he likes me better. not only will i break my teeth on his lollipop, which is huge and multicoloured btw, but I will do it for nothing but his love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 hlo there englishrose, don't be afraid, but do beware Why? You're only talking about pretzels and rocketships...what's to be afraid of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaza! Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I dont know what your talking about its not like he let me ride the rocketship or anything:naughty: Aaaaah the rocketship Is that getting around much nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop Love Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 this is too intense for you.haveyou never been in the middle of one of there mika-inuendo battles before? you see, we all just try to out-inuendo each other. looks like i have some "stiff" competition. (haha thats a knee-slapper) no, i never i'm a aaaaaaangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLight Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 if you suck it then all of the salt would ba gone and nobody would want a saltless, soggy pretzle.besides. He's taking me to the movies. we want to move slow. at least 2 dates before he proposes. thats my rule:mf_rosetinted: he's takin you to the movies hmm ah well he's taking me to dinner tomorrow night & then afterwards we're going for a stroll on the beach & he asked me if I'd mind sucking his lollipop hard & long I said I don't mind I just LOVE sucking lollipops & I'd definatley happily suck hard on his!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLight Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 ah mah gah i'm blushing here maybe you need to 'erase' yourself from the thread if it's making you blush then:bleh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Why? You're only talking about pretzels and rocketships...what's to be afraid of? thats the spirit:thumb_yello: Aaaaah the rocketship :naughty Is that getting around much nowadays? pretty good, i keep it well oiled and ready to run whenever Mika wants. which is te often as long as i'm there to guide it no, i never i'm a aaaaaaangel :angel_not aww, well, never too young to learn. pay close attention:mf_rosetinted: maybe you can pick up some of my amazing style:glasses2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaza! Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 see, thats why he likes me better.not only will i break my teeth on his lollipop, which is huge and multicoloured btw, but I will do it for nothing but his love. Multicoloured? I do hope you are not refering to those huge coloured spots that used to stain his rocketship? No wonder he likes teeth, that's gotta itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop Love Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 see, thats why he likes me better.not only will i break my teeth on his lollipop, which is huge and multicoloured btw, but I will do it for nothing but his love. oh, his lollipop is huge and multicolored? I wanna see, I wanna see !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 he's takin you to the movies hmm ah well he's taking me to dinner tomorrow night & then afterwards we're going for a stroll on the beach & he asked me if I'd mind sucking his lollipop hard & long I said I don't mind I just LOVE sucking lollipops & I'd definatley happily suck hard on his!!! i don't understand why you would torchure him with the beach when he's afraid of fish and all. its simply a pity date if you can even call it that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaza! Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 thats the spirit:thumb_yello: pretty good, i keep it well oiled and ready to run whenever Mika wants. which is te often as long as i'm there to guide it I'm sure you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLight Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 oh, his lollipop is huge and multicolored? I wanna see, I wanna see !!! are you sure about that lucy? I thought that sort of thing made you blush & besides his lollipop is big & hard & multicolored not for the feint hearted:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Multicoloured? I do hope you are not refering to those huge coloured spots that used to stain his rocketship? No wonder he likes teeth, that's gotta itch *regains composure* no, since Ive cleaned it up well its one of those long twisty ones that chokes you if you put it too far down your throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLight Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 i don't understand why you would torchure him with the beach when he's afraid of fish and all. its simply a pity date if you can even call it that. the point is we're going nowhere near the water so it's ok!! we're going to snuggle up & have fun in a little cave right near the rocks & such so we'll be away from the water we shall be walking along the beach but it'll be right at the other end as I say away from the water he suggested it NOT me he said he likes getting wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 the point is we're going nowhere near the water so it's ok!! we're going to snuggle up & have fun in a little cave right near the rocks & such so we'll be away from the water we shall be walking along the beach but it'll be right at the other end as I say away from the water he suggested it NOT me he said he likes getting wet *we are soo off topic, lol* had you read my deserted mika island fancic you would know that he has a fear of being crushed by palm trees and other islandy/beachy things. shows what a good girlfriend you would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop Love Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 are you sure about that lucy? I thought that sort of thing made you blush & besides his lollipop is big & hard & multicolored not for the feint hearted:naughty: i'm blush because i'm shy, but i'm not a saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean take love today. can't you just see the suicidal undertone in that song?? :lmao::lmao: you just completed my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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