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This one of my JOBS...singing nursery rhymes to toddlers...

 

Old McDonald is a favourite

5 in the bed

Incy Wincy Spider

Open Shut Them

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Hickory Dickory Dock

 

and just for fun, here's a Japanese one

 

Genkotsu yama no tanuki san

Oppai nonde, nene sh!te

Dakko sh!te Ombu sh!te

Mata ash!tA!

 

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=CpbxT4aWA8w (be patient):naughty:

 

I cannot believe the middle of the words got censored because they have s.h.i.t in them. the word sh!te means "do" in Japanese. two syllables, shi...te...

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My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

http://smart-central.com/MyBonnie.htm

Music:

http://smart-central.com/Sounds/mybonnie.mid

 

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Oh My Darling Clementine

Music:

http://smart-central.com/Sounds/clemtine.mid

thanks! (you just made my day so sad :bleh: )

 

There's an English one!? I never learnt it :no:

it was something like... are you sleeping brother John? :naughty:

 

and i remember another song i learnt when i was little if any spanish members from the forum could help because i don't remember it whole and i really liked it

 

it was something like

en el verano no todo es malo..

.....

en el verano no todos es bueno

hay muchas cosas que no nos molestan

and i can't remember anything else

 

(in the spring not everything is bad...

....

in the spring not everything is good

there are loads of things that bother us...):boxed: (help!)

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i learnt it in french when i was in kindergarten :boxed:then in english,then in italian...it was something like fra martino campanaro dormi tu...bla bla bla then i heard it in german and i stumbled upon the romanian version some time ago... it took me a while to figure out what song it was:roftl: i know for sure the name hadn't anything to do with John/jacques/ and not even martin :boxed:

i'll post it if i'll find it.

 

 

p.s.: i remembered another song i learnt in kindergarten... my bonnie lies over the ocean my bonnie lies over the sea... i hated that song it was so sad :(

and there was another sad song Oh my darling clementine... and for this reason i couldn't stand english when i was little... that teacher only taught us sad songs

 

 

i think we had to sing that in brownies once! or iv heard of it anyway!

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I have a 3 yr old. I could go on about nursery rhymes all day.

 

But considering I have guests coming tonight and really should get off the pc, I'll just mention a couple.

 

Little Miss Muffett

Little Miss Muffett

sat on a tuffett

eating her curds and whey

 

Along came a spider

who sat down beside her

and frightened Miss Muffett away.

 

 

 

 

Twinkle, twinkle litte star

Twinkle, twinkle litte star

How I wonder what you are?

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle little star

how I wonder what you are?

 

 

 

 

 

Row, row, row your boat

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream

 

This one has some variations. For instance you can sing:

 

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream,

Throw your teacher overboard

and listen to her scream

 

Row, row, row your boat,

Gently down the stream,

If you see a crocodile,

don't forget to scream.

 

Row, row, row your boat,

Gently to the shore,

If you see a lion,

Don't forget to roar!

 

And then you either screamed or roared at the end, depending on which variation you were singing.

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Rain Rain go away

Come again some other day

Fell outta bed, bumped his head

Couldn't get up in the morning.

 

 

Doesnt' make sense why rain would make you fall out of bed but....

 

3 Blind mice

 

Clean up, Clean up

Everybody, Everywhere

Clean up Clean up

Everybody do their share

 

Rub a dub dub

Thanks for the grug!

 

 

i'm trying to think of more...

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Rain Rain go away

Come again some other day

Fell outta bed, bumped his head

Couldn't get up in the morning.

 

 

Doesnt' make sense why rain would make you fall out of bed but....

 

3 Blind mice

 

Clean up, Clean up

Everybody, Everywhere

Clean up Clean up

Everybody do their share

 

Rub a dub dub

Thanks for the grug!

 

 

i'm trying to think of more...

 

The reason it doesn't make sense is cos you've got it a little mixed up.

 

It goes:

 

It's raining, it's pouring,

the old man was snoring

he went to bed and bumped his head

and couldn't get up in the morning

Rain, rain, go away,

come again another day

Little Johnny wants to play (last line optional. Insert name of your child for Johnny)

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and then there's the other Rain, when u let it rain, u let it rain, and that's when my kids who normally won't go to bed unless we take them fly up to bed and say:"ok, enough, mummy, we'd rather go to bed, puuulleeeaaazzz"...

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The reason it doesn't make sense is cos you've got it a little mixed up.

 

It goes:

 

It's raining, it's pouring,

the old man was snoring

he went to bed and bumped his head

and couldn't get up in the morning

Rain, rain, go away,

come again another day

Little Johnny wants to play (last line optional. Insert name of your child for Johnny)

Thats it! I remembered some guy snoring, but thought it was part of another song:doh: I never said the last line, haha so you inserted the child's name,...clever:naughty:

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Rain Rain go away

Come again some other day

Fell outta bed, bumped his head

Couldn't get up in the morning.

 

 

Doesnt' make sense why rain would make you fall out of bed but....

 

3 Blind mice

 

Clean up, Clean up

Everybody, Everywhere

Clean up Clean up

Everybody do their share

 

Rub a dub dub

Thanks for the grug!

 

 

i'm trying to think of more...

 

Barney taught me that song:naughty:

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The nursery rhymes I used to beg my mom to read to me over and over again until she got so sick of them that she taught me to read that book so I'd leave her alone:

 

There was an old woman tossed up in a basket

Seventeen times as high as the moon.

Where she was going I couldn't but ask it,

For in her hand she carried a broom.

 

"Old woman, old woman, old woman," quoth I,

"Where are you going to up so high?"

"To brush the cobwebs out of the sky,"

"May I come with you?"

"Aye, By and by."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

Who do you think they be?

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker

Turn them out knaves all three

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,

Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,

Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,

Are all the children in their beds, it's past eight o'clock?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hickety pickety, my black hen,

She lay's eggs for gentlemen;

Sometimes nine, sometimes ten,

Hickety pickety, my black hen.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells,

And pretty maids all in a row.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Queen of Hearts,

She made some tarts,

All on a summer's day;

The Knave of hearts,

He stole those tarts,

And took them clean away.

 

The King of Hearts

Called for the tarts,

And beat the knave full sore;

The Knave of hearts

Brought back the tarts,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sing a song of sixpence,

A pocket full of rye;

Four and twenty blackbirds

Baked in a pie.

When the pie was opened

The birds began to sing;

Was not that a dainty dish

To set before the King?

 

The King was in his counting house

Counting out his money;

The Queen was in the parlour

Eating bread and honey.

The maid was in the garden

Hanging out the clothes;

Along came a little blackbird;

And pecked off her nose.

And vowed he'd steal no more.

 

Whoops! The blackbird didn't vow he'd steal no more, it was the knave! Your last lines got mixed up.

 

But they are all ones that we say/sing in this house also.

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and just for fun, here's a Japanese one

 

Genkotsu yama no tanuki san

Oppai nonde, nene sh!te

Dakko sh!te Ombu sh!te

Mata ash!tA!

 

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=CpbxT4aWA8w (be patient):naughty:

 

I cannot believe the middle of the words got censored because they have s.h.i.t in them. the word sh!te means "do" in Japanese. two syllables, shi...te...

 

aww...that was so cute!

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This was more like when I was in sixth grade, but in Girl Scouts we had lots of fun songs that we sang. One of them was a more interesting version of Mary had a Little Lamb. i don't remember all of the verses, but here are a few

 

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

 

(Chorus)

Harrah for the Mary

Harrah for the lamb

Harrah for the teacher

Who didn't give a pot of gold if all the lambs in Idaho came marching off to school

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

 

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

But when old McDonald had a farm, the doctor nearly died

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

 

Chorus

 

I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on my knife

Shoutin' out the battle cry of freedom

 

I know we had a lot of fun songs that we sang all the time, but I really can't remember them!

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Remember all those 'hand games' we (well at least I did) in like elementary school? Such as

 

Ms. Suzie had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell (toot toot)

Ms. Suzie went to heaven,

The steamboat went to

hello operator

please give me number 9

and if you disconnect me i'll chop off your

behind the fridgerater there was a piece of glass

Ms. Suzie sat upon it and broke her little

ask me no more questions, tell me no lies

the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their

flies are in the meadow, bees are in the hive

Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!

 

(and then various endings,...some including your underwear is bigger than an acre or something like that:naughty:)

 

Ms. Mary Mac, Mac, Mac

All dressed in Black Black Black

With silver buttons, buttons buttons

all down her back back back

she asker her mother, mother mother

for fifty cents, cents cents

to see the elephants elephants elephants

jump over the fence fence fence

they jumped so high high high

they touched the sky sky sky

they didn't come back back back

till the fourth of july-ly-ly

 

 

(god i didn't realize how annoying it was!:roftl:)

 

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,

His name is my name too.

 

Whenever we go out,

The people always shout,

There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

 

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

 

 

London Bridge

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair Lady.

 

 

Ring around the rosy

pocket full of posies

"Ashes, Ashes"

We all fall down

 

 

Hickory Dickory Dock rhyme

 

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

The clock struck one

The mouse ran down

Hickory dickory dock

 

 

Hey diddle diddle rhyme

 

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

 

(wow never realized how completely bizarre that one is:boxed:)

 

 

Georgie Porgie

 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play,

Georgie Porgie ran away.

 

 

 

Okay i could go on , but i'll stop now:naughty:

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Remember all those 'hand games' we (well at least I did) in like elementary school? Such as

 

Ms. Suzie had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell (toot toot)

Ms. Suzie went to heaven,

The steamboat went to

hello operator

please give me number 9

and if you disconnect me i'll chop off your

behind the fridgerater there was a piece of glass

Ms. Suzie sat upon it and broke her little

ask me no more questions, tell me no lies

the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their

flies are in the meadow, bees are in the hive

Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!

 

(and then various endings,...some including your underwear is bigger than an acre or something like that:naughty:)

 

Ms. Mary Mac, Mac, Mac

All dressed in Black Black Black

With silver buttons, buttons buttons

all down her back back back

she asker her mother, mother mother

for fifty cents, cents cents

to see the elephants elephants elephants

jump over the fence fence fence

they jumped so high high high

they touched the sky sky sky

they didn't come back back back

till the fourth of july-ly-ly

 

 

(god i didn't realize how annoying it was!:roftl:)

 

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,

His name is my name too.

 

Whenever we go out,

The people always shout,

There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

 

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

 

 

London Bridge

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair Lady.

 

 

Ring around the rosy

pocket full of posies

"Ashes, Ashes"

We all fall down

 

 

Hickory Dickory Dock rhyme

 

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

The clock struck one

The mouse ran down

Hickory dickory dock

 

 

Hey diddle diddle rhyme

 

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

 

(wow never realized how completely bizarre that one is:boxed:)

 

 

Georgie Porgie

 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play,

Georgie Porgie ran away.

 

 

 

Okay i could go on , but i'll stop now:naughty:

 

I remember these... Except the very first one. I've heard something similar, but it wasn't my generation.

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Remember all those 'hand games' we (well at least I did) in like elementary school? Such as

 

Ms. Suzie had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell (toot toot)

Ms. Suzie went to heaven,

The steamboat went to

hello operator

please give me number 9

and if you disconnect me i'll chop off your

behind the fridgerater there was a piece of glass

Ms. Suzie sat upon it and broke her little

ask me no more questions, tell me no lies

the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their

flies are in the meadow, bees are in the hive

Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!

 

(and then various endings,...some including your underwear is bigger than an acre or something like that:naughty:)

 

Ms. Mary Mac, Mac, Mac

All dressed in Black Black Black

With silver buttons, buttons buttons

all down her back back back

she asker her mother, mother mother

for fifty cents, cents cents

to see the elephants elephants elephants

jump over the fence fence fence

they jumped so high high high

they touched the sky sky sky

they didn't come back back back

till the fourth of july-ly-ly

 

 

(god i didn't realize how annoying it was!:roftl:)

 

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,

His name is my name too.

 

Whenever we go out,

The people always shout,

There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

 

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

 

 

London Bridge

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair Lady.

 

 

Ring around the rosy

pocket full of posies

"Ashes, Ashes"

We all fall down

 

 

Hickory Dickory Dock rhyme

 

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

The clock struck one

The mouse ran down

Hickory dickory dock

 

 

Hey diddle diddle rhyme

 

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

 

(wow never realized how completely bizarre that one is:boxed:)

 

 

Georgie Porgie

 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play,

Georgie Porgie ran away.

 

 

 

Okay i could go on , but i'll stop now:naughty:

 

I remember all those except the first one

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Oh, I wrote this peice for a song/poem I wrote called Roses/The roses are dead (IDK which it should be...)

 

The queen of tarts, breaker of hearts, went out in the night.

The king of arts, gaver her some parts with dresses small and tight.

The prince of carts, with his shopping trolly, sent the queen a silver brolly

but princess of darts she shot those darts and knocked old princ-y jolly!

 

 

And this which I taught a young girl because I didn't much like how her parents were so protective of her.

Heather Chelsea wanted fame.

She was a ballet dancer.

She discovered a new way to get where she wanted faster.

Now she's naked and on stage, nothing but a tophat.

How many religions would you say

would

allow

that?

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Oh, I wrote this peice for a song/poem I wrote called Roses/The roses are dead (IDK which it should be...)

 

The queen of tarts, breaker of hearts, went out in the night.

The king of arts, gaver her some parts with dresses small and tight.

The prince of carts, with his shopping trolly, sent the queen a silver brolly

but princess of darts she shot those darts and knocked old princ-y jolly!

 

 

And this which I taught a young girl because I didn't much like how her parents were so protective of her.

Heather Chelsea wanted fame.

She was a ballet dancer.

She discovered a new way to get where she wanted faster.

Now she's naked and on stage, nothing but a tophat.

How many religions would you say

would

allow

that?

 

You're naughty, you know that don't you?

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