What made you laugh today?

[alice.loves.mika]

 

 

 

LMAO!!

[IngeGOLDEN]

 

[mary*]

 

 

:roftl::roftl:

[Tayler]

Listening to a Rik Mayall radio interview... I have no idea what's he's waffling on about

[mikalollipop_karla]

My friend haha

[Tayler]

Today, while working at Starbucks a cute boy, of about 10ish, came up to me and said "I'd like to return this cup please." And when I inquired why he sweetly answered "to give me a reason to talk to you" I was so taken aback that I turned completely red and I then proceeded to give him a blueberry muffin on the house. Shortly after my boss came over and told me that she fell for the kid's line the first time too... MLIA

 

:lmfao:

[iadoremika]

Today, while working at Starbucks a cute boy, of about 10ish, came up to me and said "I'd like to return this cup please." And when I inquired why he sweetly answered "to give me a reason to talk to you" I was so taken aback that I turned completely red and I then proceeded to give him a blueberry muffin on the house. Shortly after my boss came over and told me that she fell for the kid's line the first time too... MLIA

 

:lmfao:

AHAHA. So amazing.

[Dark Angel]

this one

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

 

silence... i kill you

[bopsterjazz]

Guy:"You're only beautiful on Monday Afternoons."

Girl:"WHAT?! I thought you liked me. . . "

Guy:"Oh, I do, but you're only beautiful on Monday Afternoons."

Girl:"You're only digging yourself deeper."

Guy: "It's a song lyric! Geez!"

[mary*]

this one

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

 

silence... i kill you

 

:roftl:

[Droopsy]

[IngeGOLDEN]

 

[bopsterjazz]

My Mom: "When were you planning on doing the dishes? Christmas?"

 

Later today....

My Co-worker: "When were you planning on doing the dishes? Christmas?"

 

I didn't know my co-worker was my mother!

[Foxxy]

Today, while working at Starbucks a cute boy, of about 10ish, came up to me and said "I'd like to return this cup please." And when I inquired why he sweetly answered "to give me a reason to talk to you" I was so taken aback that I turned completely red and I then proceeded to give him a blueberry muffin on the house. Shortly after my boss came over and told me that she fell for the kid's line the first time too... MLIA

 

:lmfao:

 

 

Hahaha :roftl:

[Droopsy]

Uschi & Duschi

 

Hilarious tv show where someone disguised takes hilarious and ridiculous interviews Now it's JR from Dallas

[sally789]

 

[Tayler]

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

 

Dear Mr. Timberlake, Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase. Sincerely, Wal-Mart.

 

:lmfao:

[Nix--cis-f.]

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

 

Dear Mr. Timberlake, Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase. Sincerely, Wal-Mart.

 

 

 

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,

That's right, I just have sex with them,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

You're talking to me about stuff, why?

I'd rather see your titties,

Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your titties,

 

I can't have sex with your personality,

And I can't put my penis in your college degree,

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

So why're you sharing all this information with me?

 

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,

That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

Knock knock, who's there?

It's me, wondering why you're not naked,

Knock knock, who's there?

Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

 

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,

No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,

Something something in the month of May,

Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

 

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,

So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,

Women are only good for three things,

Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

 

Aww yeah, that's right,

Shake your...bums,

I'm out of here,

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

 

FREAKING INGENIOUS.

[Dark Angel]

still waiitng for something....

[natacha]

 

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,

That's right, I just have sex with them,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

You're talking to me about stuff, why?

I'd rather see your titties,

Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your titties,

 

I can't have sex with your personality,

And I can't put my penis in your college degree,

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

So why're you sharing all this information with me?

 

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,

That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

Knock knock, who's there?

It's me, wondering why you're not naked,

Knock knock, who's there?

Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

 

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,

No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,

Something something in the month of May,

Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

 

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,

So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,

Women are only good for three things,

Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

 

Aww yeah, that's right,

Shake your...bums,

I'm out of here,

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

 

FREAKING INGENIOUS.

OMFG WTF?

[Nix--cis-f.]

OMFG WTF?

 

Jon Lajoie,Canadian comedian.He's the awesomest,you should see some other works of his,he's a complete idiot

[nico_collard]

Something made me laugh yesterday...

 

My uncle was telling us that his youngest (who is 19) wanted to use his father's record player... he had to ask him how to use it!

 

 

 

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

 

Dear Mr. Timberlake, Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase. Sincerely, Wal-Mart.

 

:lmfao:

 

 

I made my mum laugh with the Lady Gaga/Justin Bieber one...

 

 

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,

That's right, I just have sex with them,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

You're talking to me about stuff, why?

I'd rather see your titties,

Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your titties,

 

I can't have sex with your personality,

And I can't put my penis in your college degree,

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

So why're you sharing all this information with me?

 

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,

That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

Knock knock, who's there?

It's me, wondering why you're not naked,

Knock knock, who's there?

Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

 

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,

No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,

Something something in the month of May,

Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

 

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,

So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,

Women are only good for three things,

Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

 

Aww yeah, that's right,

Shake your...bums,

I'm out of here,

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

 

FREAKING INGENIOUS.

 

After reading this I'm reminded of a comedy trio called the Doug Anthony Allstars... they used to sing very inappropriate songs too...

 

If you're interested in inappropiate songs, try these! They're all on a similar topic to that song...

 

 

 

[Nix--cis-f.]

After reading this I'm reminded of a comedy trio called the Doug Anthony Allstars... they used to sing very inappropriate songs too...

 

If you're interested in inappropiate songs, try these! They're all on a similar topic to that song...

 

 

 

 

Well,I'm more into chauvinistic crap thank you anw,I'll check these links out!

[nico_collard]

Well,I'm more into chauvinistic crap thank you anw,I'll check these links out!

 

Hmmmm... there may be some chauvinistic crap that DAAS put out, but I can't think of anything off the top of my head... I'll have a look see at my collection and see what I can come up with...

[Nix--cis-f.]

Hmmmm... there may be some chauvinistic crap that DAAS put out, but I can't think of anything off the top of my head... I'll have a look see at my collection and see what I can come up with...

 

Well,inapropriate songs will do it just fine it's important to be funny,the subject is nevermind