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Girl 1: 'Is that a lamp? Or a person?'

Girl 2: 'It's a lamp. With a person standing next to it.'

 

Don't ask, I do not know.

 

:lmfao:

 

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me: where is it?

*walks around*

me: where is it? i swear if i don't find it soon i'm gonna blow chunks

*walks and looks, brother watching*

me: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IF I DON'T FIND MY I -POD SOON, I'M GONNA GO MAD :mad3::sneaky2:

brother: it's right infront of you

me: :doh:

brother: :roftl:

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Things I heard on the rides at the Fall Festival today:

 

*On the ferris wheel*

girl:"Why do they call it a ferret's wheel?"

guy:"Who calls it that?"

girl: :blink:"Everyone!"

guy:"No, it's called a ferris wheel!"

girl:"Like Ferris Bueller?"

guy::aah: "You are so dumb."

 

*On another ride, a little kid is holding onto his stuffed penguin very tightly*

kid's dad:"We can still get off if your scared."

kid:"I'm not scared, Daddy."

kid's dad:"Are you sure? You're really gripping that penguin there."

kid:"That's because the penguin's scared. They don't have rides where he's from. Duh."

 

*same ride*

woman: "HOLD ON TIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' BACK-ARDS, Y'ALL!!!!!!!"

 

*while my brother and I are eating, a very large hick with a mullet walks up to us*

 

man: "What ya eating, kids?"

me: "Veggie burgers."

*man snorts*

us: :blink:

man: "Wouldn't you like to try one of these?"

*puts disgusting sandwich in our faces*

my brother:"What is that?"

man:"A bacon, peanut butter sandwich with powdered sugar and maple syrup."

me:"No thanks."

man:"Well,good luck on trying to save the animals, hippies."

my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir."

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*On another ride, a little kid is holding onto his stuffed penguin very tightly*

kid's dad:"We can still get off if your scared."

kid:"I'm not scared, Daddy."

kid's dad:"Are you sure? You're really gripping that penguin there."

kid:"That's because the penguin's scared. They don't have rides where he's from. Duh."

 

Kids can be so unwittingly clever sometimes haha. Awww.

 

 

*while my brother and I are eating, a very large hick with a mullet walks up to us*

 

man: "What ya eating, kids?"

me: "Veggie burgers."

*man snorts*

us: :blink:

man: "Wouldn't you like to try one of these?"

*puts disgusting sandwich in our faces*

my brother:"What is that?"

man:"A bacon, peanut butter sandwich with powdered sugar and maple syrup."

me:"No thanks."

man:"Well,good luck on trying to save the animals, hippies."

my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir."

 

HOW RANDOM!! Hahaha that's brilliant!

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*at school. friend is playing with my curly hair...*

 

S : awwwwwwwwww...

Me : :blink: ?

S : it's like a baby sheep!

Me : :blink::lmao:

lol, sweet!

*in the lake district last year, walking down a road*

 

Mum : *points* look at that big dark cloud over there!!! look at it!!! :shocked:

*long pause*

Me : that's a hill

Mum : :blink:

Me and Dad : :lmao::lmfao:

that's something i'd say!

 

man: "What ya eating, kids?"

me: "Veggie burgers."

*man snorts*

us: :blink:

man: "Wouldn't you like to try one of these?"

*puts disgusting sandwich in our faces*

my brother:"What is that?"

man:"A bacon, peanut butter sandwich with powdered sugar and maple syrup."

me:"No thanks."

man:"Well,good luck on trying to save the animals, hippies."

my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir."

 

that's brilliant! but how is what he was eating 'yummy'?!

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mum: there is no way i'm having a salt water crocodile dancing in my kitchen

bro: well i would

me: *thinks i missed that convo completely!*

 

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*while play fighting my brother*

him: yeah igot you now

me: ow get off that hurts

him: sorry *lets go of my hair and scratches his head*

me: don't move you have a hair on you head!

*mum walks in at this point*

mum: i'd hope he would have several to be honest

me and him: :roftl::naughty:

 

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*while walking in on kids watching TV*

on tele: careful, ralph is getting stiff

 

me: OMG!:shocked::lmfao:

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mum: there is no way i'm having a salt water crocodile dancing in my kitchen

bro: well i would

me: *thinks i missed that convo completely!*

 

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*while play fighting my brother*

him: yeah igot you now

me: ow get off that hurts

him: sorry *lets go of my hair and scratches his head*

me: don't move you have a hair on you head!

*mum walks in at this point*

mum: i'd hope he would have several to be honest

me and him: :roftl::naughty:

 

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*while walking in on kids watching TV*

on tele: careful, ralph is getting stiff

 

me: OMG!:shocked::lmfao:

 

:lmao: I died!:roftl:

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mum: there is no way i'm having a salt water crocodile dancing in my kitchen

bro: well i would

me: *thinks i missed that convo completely!*

 

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*while play fighting my brother*

him: yeah igot you now

me: ow get off that hurts

him: sorry *lets go of my hair and scratches his head*

me: don't move you have a hair on you head!

*mum walks in at this point*

mum: i'd hope he would have several to be honest

me and him: :roftl::naughty:

 

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*while walking in on kids watching TV*

on tele: careful, ralph is getting stiff

 

me: OMG!:shocked::lmfao:

 

:lmao: LOL!!!

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