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i know ingie was a genius from way back then! :naughty: you saw there were more than one diary entry right? i think the first and his pre-fame ones are the funniest...

 

 

 

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i doubt :sad: she felt kinda bad at the end for starting it :dunno: i think it was brilliant satire for the most part..

 

Yes, I just read the camp one. :roftl: They're amazing!

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I woke up this morning with this terrible headache.

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So I went upstairs to ask momma for some painkillers.

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But she seems to be very angry at me. She just slapped my face, sent me back to the basement and told me that I had to think about my sins of last night.

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But I don’t know what I did wrong. I remember that I felt bored so I danced like a six year old, drank some wine, and danced a bit more … I think.

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Maybe I remember what I did when I close my eyes and concentrate.

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Nope.

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I just feel I’m getting sick.

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Very sick.

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I think I’ll better stay in my bed today.

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Aaaaggggghhhhhhh

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But she seems to be very angry at me. She just slapped my face, sent me back to the basement and told me that I had to think about my sins of last night.

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But I don’t know what I did wrong. I remember that I felt bored so I danced like a six year old, drank some wine, and danced a bit more … I think.

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I think I’ll better stay in my bed today.

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Aaaaggggghhhhhhh

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Lol! :aah: I'm loving your little stories :naughty:

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Dutch-Annie, you are really good at this!:thumb_yello:

I love how you got his facial expression to go so right with the text....or maybe it is the other way around...:blink:

 

Anyway...I love them:wub2::wub2::wub2:please don't stop!!!!!

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Dutch-Annie, you are really good at this!:thumb_yello:

I love how you got his facial expression to go so right with the text....or maybe it is the other way around...:blink:

 

Anyway...I love them:wub2::wub2::wub2:please don't stop!!!!!

 

Thank you Sienna. :huglove:

 

But I have to stop as from tomorrow Real Life is calling for me. Holidays are over. :blink:

 

So I guess I have to finish the story today ...

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Thank you Sienna. :huglove:

 

But I have to stop as from tomorrow Real Life is calling for me. Holidays are over. :blink:

 

So I guess I have to finish the story today ...

 

yessss.....!!!:thumb_yello:

 

please...:teehee:

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Hi fans. I had a good night sleep, my headache is over and I am all happy again.

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Had a good talk with momma. She’s not angry anymore and let me out of the basement.

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But when she told me what I almost did, I was really shocked. I was like: “OMG, I really did that? That’s not who I am at all!”

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And I felt so ashamed.

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I had to fight against my tears.

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And then I thought: “Oh Mika, what have you done this time? Will your fans ever forgive you for making this stupid mistake?”

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And will HE forgive me too?

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Hmm, maybe I should be giving up the booze.

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But ... actually ... I … uhm … well … I … I have to tell you a little secret.

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If I would have done it, there would not have been much to see, because my tool is only this big.

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Hey! I can’t help that. I was born this way.

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But anyway, I’m really sorry for my stupid mistake. And to make it up to you I will now go to the studio to finish my new T*** … I mean … finish my new album.

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I had to fight against my tears.

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That picture is so perfect! :floor:

 

If I would have done it, there would not have been much to see, because my tool is only this big.

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I don't believe it! :shun::naughty:I'll believe it when I see it!

 

OMG Annie you're a genius! :bow:

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If I would have done it, there would not have been much to see, because my tool is only this big.

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Hey! I can’t help that. I was born this way.

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But anyway, I’m really sorry for my stupid mistake. And to make it up to you I will now go to the studio to finish my new T*** … I mean … finish my new album.

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:floor::floor::roftl::roftl::roftl:

 

i think i love you for this!!:teehee: i laughed so hard i woke up hubby...he's not happy :sneaky2:

 

but i am!!:roftl:

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If I would have done it, there would not have been much to see, because my tool is only this big.

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Hey! I can’t help that. I was born this way.

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Don't worry sweety. You can always rely on your custom made drawers. :mf_rosetinted:

SUPER UNDIES

For those who want to make an impression!:roftl:

 

 

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