DutchAnnie Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Mika Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 (edited) Oh sh*t! Those freaky stalking fans again???? What if I hide under the towel? My first caption here So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. I love these! Edited August 6, 2011 by Lady Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikasister Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenElisaII Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I'm still not sure. But let's repeat them, just in case. No, definetly we do not love these pictures:mf_rosetinted: So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. The shark has looks that books take pages to tell He's gotta teeth to make you fall on your knees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanOfMikasounds Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. hahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astor Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 No, definetly we do not love these pictures:mf_rosetinted: The shark has looks that books take pages to tell He's gotta teeth to make you fall on your knees... He's got fishies in the bank to eat, and I guess you could think he's living at sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 He's got fishies in the bank to eat, and I guess you could think he's living at sea. What would the song title be then? Blame It On The Mammals? (you know, since sharks AREN'T mammals ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astor Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 What would the song title be then? Blame It On The Mammals? (you know, since sharks AREN'T mammals ) Wait, are sharks fish then? (I feel un-educated) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenElisaII Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 What would the song title be then? Blame It On The Mammals? (you know, since sharks AREN'T mammals ) No, it would be "Blame It On Mika who's gone to sail and didn't invite us":shun: Too long, maybe, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenElisaII Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Wait, are sharks fish then?(I feel un-educated) Aren't they mammals for real? God, I feel stupid:teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 (edited) No, they aren't mammals. Mammals don't have gills. FISH do though. Which is precisley another reason why Mika doesn't like fish. Edited August 6, 2011 by Trix the Mubbin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenElisaII Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 No, they aren't mammals. Mammals don't have gills. FISH do though. Which is precisley another reason why Mika doesn't like fish. Oh, ok, sharks are not mammals, but whales are. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Oh, ok, sharks are not mammals, but whales are. Right? I dunno, I only know so much. I'm not google. EDIT: Yeah. I figured they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenElisaII Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I dunno, I only know so much. I'm not google. EDIT: Yeah. I figured they were. No songs about whales, then. Only about fish... Until Mika's back:shun: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeirdDuck Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 *I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks...* Somebody should not have watched Shark Week on the Discovery Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 well now I can tell you how close I was to shark while I was in water swimming, on my vacation. I was laying on the surface and when I wanted to keep swimming and then I heard someone shouts:" There is a big fish in a water, just be calm!!" and I thought that they are joking, and i heard again some boy: "It's a shark" ... and I was like but I didn't scared because I couldn't see it. I swam to the beach and I went there to see what is going on and why they were shouting. and then one man told me that wasn't shark it was swordfish 1,50 m long. and that is the story how I had luck. I didn't see it and I am thankful to god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 well now I can tell you how close I was to shark while I was in water swimming, on my vacation. I was laying on the surface and when I wanted to keep swimming and then I heard someone shouts:" There is a big fish in a water, just be calm!!" and I thought that they are joking, and i heard again some boy: "It's a shark" ... and I was like but I didn't scared because I couldn't see it. I swam to the beach and I went there to see what is going on and why they were shouting. and then one man told me that wasn't shark it was swordfish 1,50 m long. and that is the story how I had luck. I didn't see it and I am thankful to god it wasn't a shark, it was Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 it wasn't a shark, it was Mika and now you're telling me that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 and now you telling me that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. Haha! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Mika: Who is this Nenartus that keeps posting these pics of me? Mika: It's not funny at all to see how I, Mika the man, am pushed into the water by two skinny girls. Girl: Yes it is funny so I do it again. But this time I'm using only one hand. 1. No idea who that nenartus is 2. Oh yes it is funny 3. And do it again girls So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 The shark has looks that books take pages to tellHe's gotta teeth to make you fall on your knees He's got fishies in the bank to eat, and I guessyou could think he's living at sea I was swimming in the open sea – what’s the matter When my momma yelled Mika come to me – what’s the matter I was wondering what the hell is wrong Then he bit me, and my god he was strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenElisaII Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 I know that I'll be sent to the NC after this post, but I have to tell you that once in a reality show (Spanish version of Big Brother) I heard that the word "shark" was used in the same way that "tool"... You know:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RanitoLito Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Girl: Yes it is funny so I do it again. But this time I'm using only one hand. I want your drama The touch of your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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