willywonka Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) Wish my tool was this thick... Some say the size doesn't matter ... But of course it does...Yeah! Maybe it gets bigger with old age, who knows? Edited October 13, 2012 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Which my tool was this thick... Some say the size doesn't matter ... But of course it does...Yeah! Maybe it gets bigger with old age, who knows? That big!?? :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 I just died a little bit laughing at the above posts. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 I love your pics of YOUNG MIKA. :: My savage destroying machine you meant... Nice lunch box Mika has... Noticed that too, very ditta like... How you can go to a pet shop and buy 70 birds? ::Me at petshop: Hello sir, i came here to buy 70 birds... Sir: Go out!!! insane!!! :: I used to have 2 birds, and they had eggs, and suddenly i had 4 birds, and suddenly 6 and i had to give them to my aunt, cuz they sang too loud, and... i couldnt do anything I dont live at home, but in home i have my angels, Lilly and Samantho, and their daughter: Isabella :teehee: i call her Bella :: I love my dogs :3 If you knows where buy Rhynos, let me know : i wanna 3 of them :: I said i bought them all 70 in a year that means 6 to 7 birds a month, 1 or 2 birds a week...coz they died coz of the cold and i had to substitute them quickly so the kids wouldn't understand they died, see? That big!?? : That big!! I just died a little bit laughing at the above posts. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 That big!! I remeber before talking about Mika and skintight pants , Imagine it now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumazzz Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Mika - yellow lab Wonkita ! Your Mika isn't GOLDEN ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) Wish my tool was this thick... Some say the size doesn't matter ... But of course it does...Yeah! Maybe it gets bigger with old age, who knows? Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuuular. Its not about who you are, When you crashed the car, It's just about the size of TOOL. Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuular. And all that I have to do, Is be true to TOOL, That's all my fans need to know. But look, It's still got an awful long way to grow! Now look, Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow. Edited October 13, 2012 by Marilyn Mastin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 I remeber before talking about Mika and skintight pants , Imagine it now... Wonkita ! Your Mika isn't GOLDEN ??? Popular,My TOOL is so popuuuuuular. Its not about who you are, When you crashed the car, It's just about the size of TOOL. Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuular. And all that I have to do, Is be true to TOOL, That's all my fans need to know. But look, It's still got an awful long way to grow! Now look, Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Popular,My TOOL is so popuuuuuular. Its not about who you are, When you crashed the car, It's just about the size of TOOL. Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuular. And all that I have to do, Is be true to TOOL, That's all my fans need to know. But look, It's still got an awful long way to grow! Now look, Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow. :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlota Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Wish my tool was this thick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 14, 2012 Author Share Posted October 14, 2012 There's a braslian saying: AJOELHOU VAI TER DE REZAR! Meaning, you knealed down, now u're gonna have to pray! Of course it a totally diff meaning,and deffo not a religious one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Popular,My TOOL is so popuuuuuular. Its not about who you are, When you crashed the car, It's just about the size of TOOL. Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuular. And all that I have to do, Is be true to TOOL, That's all my fans need to know. But look, It's still got an awful long way to grow! Now look, Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow. :floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 14, 2012 Author Share Posted October 14, 2012 My caption for mika's fb you are the ool comp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Popular,My TOOL is so popuuuuuular. Its not about who you are, When you crashed the car, It's just about the size of TOOL. Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuular. And all that I have to do, Is be true to TOOL, That's all my fans need to know. But look, It's still got an awful long way to grow! Now look, Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow. Marilyn, you need to work with Mika on his next album... maybe he could become the newest comedy act or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Marilyn, you need to work with Mika on his next album... maybe he could become the newest comedy act or something I'd love to be a lyricist for Mika. I solomnly swear I wouldn't write something like... Weatherboy I predict the weather, and I say It's gonna rain and thunder all the day, so when you go outside it's gonna pour, So pick your umberella off the floo-ooo-ooor. And if you live in England Then you oughter, Grow some gills and learn to breathe Under the watereeeeer. I am the weatherboy, and I say, I blame it on the weather everyday When you go outside the rain will wet you more Coz you forgot your brolly on the flooo-oooo-ooor And if you know my lyrics Then just be sure, I'm always leaving something On the floo-ooo-ooor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 15, 2012 Author Share Posted October 15, 2012 I'd love to be a lyricist for Mika. I solomnly swear I wouldn't write something like... Weatherboy I predict the weather, and I say It's gonna rain and thunder all the day, so when you go outside it's gonna pour, So pick your umberella off the floo-ooo-ooor. And if you live in England Then you oughter, Grow some gills and learn to breathe Under the watereeeeer. I am the weatherboy, and I say, I blame it on the weather everyday When you go outside the rain will wet you more Coz you forgot your brolly on the flooo-oooo-ooor And if you know my lyrics Then just be sure, I'm always leaving something On the floo-ooo-ooor. :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 15, 2012 Author Share Posted October 15, 2012 Allow me to dust your head a little bit... It helps with lice ya know? You got lice up there my friend... Interviwer: How come you have no lice Mika?? I dunno,ever since i released my tool they've gone somewhere else... Who knows where??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Allow me to dust your head a little bit...It helps with lice ya know? You got lice up there my friend... Interviwer: How come you have no lice Mika?? I dunno,ever since i released my tool they've gone somewhere else... Who knows where??? But , he has no hair , therefore leaveing no lice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 15, 2012 Author Share Posted October 15, 2012 But , he has no hair , therefore leaveing no lice Lice seem to like dutch bald men!:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 But , he has no hair , therefore leaveing no lice Lice seem to like dutch bald men!:mf_rosetinted: Mabey they burrow through his skin :aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I'd love to be a lyricist for Mika. I solomnly swear I wouldn't write something like... Weatherboy I predict the weather, and I say It's gonna rain and thunder all the day, so when you go outside it's gonna pour, So pick your umberella off the floo-ooo-ooor. And if you live in England Then you oughter, Grow some gills and learn to breathe Under the watereeeeer. I am the weatherboy, and I say, I blame it on the weather everyday When you go outside the rain will wet you more Coz you forgot your brolly on the flooo-oooo-ooor And if you know my lyrics Then just be sure, I'm always leaving something On the floo-ooo-ooor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Popular,My TOOL is so popuuuuuular. Its not about who you are, When you crashed the car, It's just about the size of TOOL. Popular, My TOOL is so popuuuuular. And all that I have to do, Is be true to TOOL, That's all my fans need to know. But look, It's still got an awful long way to grow! Now look, Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow. That line is killing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Wish my tool was this thick... Some say the size doesn't matter ... But of course it does...Yeah! Maybe it gets bigger with old age, who knows? lololololololololololololol lolololololololololololol :thumb_yello: :thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 16, 2012 Author Share Posted October 16, 2012 I am LE PENNIMAN and i'm gonna hipnotyse you! On the count of five you'll start believing you're a chicken!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) There's a braslian saying: AJOELHOU VAI TER DE REZAR! Meaning, you knealed down, now u're gonna have to pray! Of course it a totally diff meaning,and deffo not a religious one!!! "When you call my name it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there" Madonna Don't sent me to the naughty corner, send Madonna Edited October 16, 2012 by crazyaboutmika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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