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i'm sooo soooo glad i wasn't drinking anything at the time i read that! i would have spat it everywhere!! lol surely you have some other stories?!

love you!!! *hugs*

 

Now, spitting fluid on a PC is nearly unforgivable as it will break and how would you come on here with a soggy computer.

Please be careful.:naughty:

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Now, spitting fluid on a PC is nearly unforgivable as it will break and how would you come on here with a soggy computer.

Please be careful.:naughty:

 

i'm soo sorry! that's why i don't usually drink near the computer!! i am a good girl...!! thank you for helping me through this difficult time!!:wub2::naughty:

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Doom you! You're going straight to hell for that!!!!!!

 

Oh, I feel so ashamed :(

 

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Tomorrow you may only have 4.

 

I have another confession....

 

I ate the haribos when I wasn't meant to... Please forgive me!!!

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Now, spitting fluid on a PC is nearly unforgivable as it will break and how would you come on here with a soggy computer.

Please be careful.:naughty:

 

you just make me laugh so much...you are the most polerific newbie with a great sense of humour....and now we are even getting a sort of 'holy' agony aunt in you!!! And you are not even female...

 

you are just what my doctor ordered to take away the pain from my skin...

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Oh, I feel so ashamed :(

 

 

 

I have another confession....

 

I ate the haribos when I wasn't meant to... Please forgive me!!!

 

Whos Haribos were they? and why were you not supposed to eat them.

These are the questions you should ask yourself.

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I'm really curious about how you comment on that:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFvAfIg3RKU

 

Absolution possible? Or straight to hell? :roftl: :roftl:

 

Argh! Who's the one videotaping this?!

 

I melted...

 

He's sooo cute, I have a mask like that...

 

Oh yess... John Mayer will never compare to the likes of MIKA! Forgive meee father, for I have sinned...

 

I think I'm going to my bedroom to have a good good stare at all my Mika posters, half of them could be John Mayer! *Faints*

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you just make me laugh so much...you are the most polerific newbie with a great sense of humour....and now we are even getting a sort of 'holy' agony aunt in you!!! And you are not even female...

 

you are just what my doctor ordered to take away the pain from my skin...

 

I thank you very much. It takes a lifetime of over indulgence in everything to become so enlightened.:roftl:

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Whos Haribos were they? and why were you not supposed to eat them.

These are the questions you should ask yourself.

 

Someone offered me some - and I'm not meant to eat them because of the stuff they put in them. I felt rebellious- I thought to myself "Why not throw caution to the wind and eat the gummi bear!" So I did.

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Argh! Who's the one videotaping this?!

 

I melted...

 

He's sooo cute, I have a mask like that...

 

Oh yess... John Mayer will never compare to the likes of MIKA! Forgive meee father, for I have sinned...

 

I think I'm going to my bedroom to have a good good stare at all my Mika posters, half of them could be John Mayer! *Faints*

 

If you ever find yourself not sure who Mika is and what he looks like again, get down on your knees and pray. Pray like youve never prayed before.

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It's really hard to talk about that but....

 

...I can't cope with the possibilty that there will be no more hope for me to be saved...

 

I have impure thoughts.

 

 

And they involve Mika.

 

 

Yes, it's true. I have that fantasy.... at night as well as during daytime....

 

It's just me and Mika ...outside under a tree... in a hammock...

 

and he's reading "The Little Prince" to me.

 

In French.

 

Am I doomed?

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Holy Johnny, you remind me of our local pastor!! :naughty: (Which is a good thing :thumb_yello:)

 

Forgive me Father for I have smoked a cigarette today!! I haven't smoked since the first of January!! I guess i'm a weak person. (:roftl: )

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Someone offered me some - and I'm not meant to eat them because of the stuff they put in them. I felt rebellious- I thought to myself "Why not throw caution to the wind and eat the gummi bear!" So I did.

 

A little self indulgence can lead to a lifetime of reckless decisions.

You must be more self motivated.

I'll pray for you my child.

BTW if anyone else tries to give you sweets please send them to me so you are not tempted by them:wink2:

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If you ever find yourself not sure who Mika is and what he looks like again, get down on your knees and pray. Pray like youve never prayed before.

 

Hahaaa... I'm not even christian...

I'm buddhist actually O.o...

 

I KNOW who Mika is! He's the guy that inhibits all my dreams *drool*

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I thank you very much. It takes a lifetime of over indulgence in everything to become so enlightened.:roftl:

 

i shall even sit down and think about all my sins and then line up to join the long queue outide your cave.....< busy applying thick make -up to cover up chicken pox >

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A little self indulgence can lead to a lifetime of reckless decisions.

You must be more self motivated.

I'll pray for you my child.

BTW if anyone else tries to give you sweets please send them to me so you are not tempted by them:wink2:

 

Thankyou Holy Johnny. I shall never touch those tasty gummi sweets again...

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It's really hard to talk about that but....

 

...I can't cope with the possibilty that there will be no more hope for me to be saved...

 

I have impure thoughts.

 

 

And they involve Mika.

 

 

Yes, it's true. I have that fantasy.... at night as well as during daytime....

 

It's just me and Mika ...outside under a tree... in a hammock...

 

and he's reading "The Little Prince" to me.

 

In French.

 

Am I doomed?

 

There is always hope for redemption. If you find you're having more of these impure thoughts, jump in a cold bath quickly.:roftl:

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Holy Johnny, you remind me of our local pastor!! :naughty: (Which is a good thing :thumb_yello:)

 

Forgive me Father for I have smoked a cigarette today!! I haven't smoked since the first of January!! I guess i'm a weak person. (:roftl: )

 

Weak you maybe but your also forgiven.

Everybody has a vice but you must try harder as I would hate to lose you at such a young age.:thumb_yello:

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It's really hard to talk about that but....

 

...I can't cope with the possibilty that there will be no more hope for me to be saved...

 

I have impure thoughts.

 

 

And they involve Mika.

 

 

Yes, it's true. I have that fantasy.... at night as well as during daytime....

 

It's just me and Mika ...outside under a tree... in a hammock...

 

and he's reading "The Little Prince" to me.

 

In French.

 

Am I doomed?

 

 

Yep, you must be doooooomed....

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