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That's so weird, I thought that even before I read your posts. Scary:shocked:

 

That's not scary, sweet IngievV...:wink2:

 

That is guideness...:shocked:

 

*looks up*

 

Thank you, ohw Mighty Mika!! :blush-anim-cl:

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The first attempt on the Mikabible:

 

1Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

 

2And on the seventh day Mika ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

 

3And Mika blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Mika created and made.

 

4These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD Mika made the Life In Cartoon Motion,

 

5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every dull person before the love grew: for the LORD Mika had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a fan to rise him to stardom.

 

6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and the entire world was conquered by the song Grace Kelly

 

7 And the LORD Mika formed fans of the dust of the ground, and breathed into their nostrils the breath of life; and the dull people become obsessed fans.

 

8 And the LORD Mika used his mighty powers at the Mika Fan Club; and there he put the fans whom he had formed.

 

9 And out of the ground made the LORD Mika to grow every song that is pleasant to the listen to, and good for the health of the fans; Life In Cartoon Motion double Platinum, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

 

10 And a river went out of MFC to water the fans and connect them all together.

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Yes it sounds great.

 

So where do we start from here?

 

wow IngievV... you are truely a worthy Sister...:roftl:

 

 

 

Clare, I think you can just add the lines that you want...:wink2:

 

And our holy Father will bind them into a bible...:blush-anim-cl:

 

I hope so...:blink:

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wow IngievV... you are truely a worthy Sister...:roftl:

 

 

 

Clare, I think you can just add the lines that you want...:wink2:

 

And our holy Father will bind them into a bible...:blush-anim-cl:

 

I hope so...:blink:

Thank you sister Sasje. I will go off now and spread the word of:

 

MIKALOVE

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Add the lines I like.

 

Okay, here goes.

 

This poem is from an earlier thread. I wrote it myself.

 

It was the beginning of January,

When I heard a catchy song,

It was being played one morning

On BBC Radio 1,

 

I listened intently,

The sound of that voice,

Does exciting things to me,

I smile and think, who is he?

 

I find out there and then,

That this song is called Grace Kelly,

And recorded by a person called Mika.

I can't wait to hear it again sometime,

And see his video on the telly,

 

Since then Mika livens up my day,

When I hear him sing,

And last but not least,

When he says that certain word

Ker ching!!!

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Add the lines I like.

 

Okay, here goes.

 

This poem is from an earlier thread. I wrote it myself.

 

It was the beginning of January,

When I heard a catchy song,

It was being played one morning

On BBC Radio 1,

 

I listened intently,

The sound of that voice,

Does exciting things to me,

I smile and think, who is he?

 

I find out there and then,

That this song is called Grace Kelly,

And recorded by a person called Mika.

I can't wait to hear it again sometime,

And see his video on the telly,

 

Since then Mika livens up my day,

When I hear him sing,

And last but not least,

When he says that certain word

Ker ching!!!

 

 

that is lovely!!:shocked:

 

it can be psalm 1...:thumb_yello:

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Add the lines I like.

 

Okay, here goes.

 

This poem is from an earlier thread. I wrote it myself.

 

It was the beginning of January,

When I heard a catchy song,

It was being played one morning

On BBC Radio 1,

 

I listened intently,

The sound of that voice,

Does exciting things to me,

I smile and think, who is he?

 

I find out there and then,

That this song is called Grace Kelly,

And recorded by a person called Mika.

I can't wait to hear it again sometime,

And see his video on the telly,

 

Since then Mika livens up my day,

When I hear him sing,

And last but not least,

When he says that certain word

Ker ching!!!

 

This could be the first Gospel :thumb_yello:

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The first attempt on the Mikabible:

 

1Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

 

2And on the seventh day Mika ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

 

3And Mika blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Mika created and made.

 

4These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD Mika made the Life In Cartoon Motion,

 

5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every dull person before the love grew: for the LORD Mika had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a fan to rise him to stardom.

 

6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and the entire world was conquered by the song Grace Kelly

 

7 And the LORD Mika formed fans of the dust of the ground, and breathed into their nostrils the breath of life; and the dull people become obsessed fans.

 

8 And the LORD Mika used his mighty powers at the Mika Fan Club; and there he put the fans whom he had formed.

 

9 And out of the ground made the LORD Mika to grow every song that is pleasant to the listen to, and good for the health of the fans; Life In Cartoon Motion double Platinum, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

 

10 And a river went out of MFC to water the fans and connect them all together.

 

Wow, wise words :)

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The first attempt on the Mikabible:

 

1Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

 

2And on the seventh day Mika ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

 

3And Mika blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Mika created and made.

 

4These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD Mika made the Life In Cartoon Motion,

 

5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every dull person before the love grew: for the LORD Mika had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a fan to rise him to stardom.

 

6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and the entire world was conquered by the song Grace Kelly

 

7 And the LORD Mika formed fans of the dust of the ground, and breathed into their nostrils the breath of life; and the dull people become obsessed fans.

 

8 And the LORD Mika used his mighty powers at the Mika Fan Club; and there he put the fans whom he had formed.

 

9 And out of the ground made the LORD Mika to grow every song that is pleasant to the listen to, and good for the health of the fans; Life In Cartoon Motion double Platinum, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

 

10 And a river went out of MFC to water the fans and connect them all together.

 

This thread is really - er - illuminating.

 

IngievV, I love LOVE your Genesis - or Mikasis :biggrin2:

The Big M bless you!

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This thread is really - er - illuminating.

 

IngievV, I love LOVE your Genesis - or Mikasis :biggrin2:

The Big M bless you!

 

Thank you sister:biggrin2: I will continue writing Mikasis 2 very soon...:mf_rosetinted:

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Because as someone who actually believes in the Bible, it comes off as really offensive to me that you're using scriptures from it to glorify Mika. Some things should be left alone. I know you all are just having fun, but it comes off as very disrespectful to those that actually do take part in this particular religion.

 

And you all may think you are creating your own religion, but in actuality you are just blaspheming another.

 

Apologies for being a party pooper, but I can't help but say what I feel.

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Because as someone who actually believes in the Bible, it comes off as really offensive to me that you're using scriptures from it to glorify Mika. Some things should be left alone. I know you all are just having fun, but it comes off as very disrespectful to those that actually do take part in this particular religion.

 

And you all may think you are creating your own religion, but in actuality you are just blaspheming another.

 

Apologies for being a party pooper, but I can't help but say what I feel.

 

I'm sorry that you're offended but I meant no offense by this thread. It was never meant to be blasphemous. We are not poking fun at ANY religion nor are we using religion to glorify Mika. All it is, is satire.A lot of people on this site are religious,and you're the first complaint we have had, I hope most people were able to see the humour in it and weren't offended.

 

Although you yourself have put MIKA's ANGEL #33 in your signature.

 

 

Mark.

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