Holy Johnny Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 NOTE FROM ADMINS: We have spoken to Johnny about this thread and this thread is NOT going to be closed. We are going to add a warning to the title for the benefit of anyone who feels they may be offended. Johnny is not trying to offend anyone. It is simply a satire and is a perfectly legitimate form of expression. If you have any complaints or concerns about this thread then PM me. Deano A place to worship the Big M. We should follow our ten commandments... And Mika spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the LORD ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' TWO: 'You shall make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of me THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD Mika in vain.' FOUR: 'Remember August 18th, to keep it holy.' FIVE: 'Convince your father and your mother to listen to My music' SIX: 'You shall not murder, sing My songs instead' SEVEN: 'You shall keep your Tamagochi alive' EIGHT: 'You shall not steal lyrics' NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor about anything that involves Me' TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's album of LICM, buy your own as researched by Sister Sasje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheenastar Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 XD... The Ten Commandments? Hahaaa... You rock Holy Johnny! Number one fan here... :thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylie19 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I will follow The Ten Commandments:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 The guy on the left has lost it:roftl: Canny like:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathaliiexx Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Ooo!! We have a new religion!! thats cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatRadFreak Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 thats proper awesome =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I shall follow those ten commandments! Great btw! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 am sooo in the front row of this place!! and i'll even listen without fear of forgetting what has been said!!! johnny what would we do without you!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahara Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I'll stick with the Confession Booth, if that's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathaliiexx Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I wil follow too I'm no Catholic anymore *I'm serious*....I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clare Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Aww I love it I will follow these big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamette Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 AMEN!!! How can we say Amen in Mika's temple? I know!!! LOLLIPOP GIRL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akim Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Ummm....Interesting....and seriously DISTURBING!! I watched Finding Neverland yesterday (Yes, I know late!!!), so I am inclined to put this all down to active imaginations.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 And he prays for us here too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariposa Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I will follow The Ten Commandments:biggrin2: Me too....it's not too hard though to follow them Spread the word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopée Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I'm not agnostic anymore! ... making corrections to my myspace page right now... I'll follow the Commandments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BexxY Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I shall follow these commandments fully Amen to Mika and to Holy Johhny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 Wow, thank you all for your responses. First thing I would like to do is welcome Mother Sparkly and Sister Sasje. Please heed their words of enlightenment if I am not around. As for not being around I may not be for a couple of days. Fear not as I will be back, I just need a couple of days for a pilgrimage to Norfolk:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esperia75 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 A place to worship the Big M. We should follow our ten commandments... And Mika spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the LORD ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' TWO: 'You shall make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of me THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD Mika in vain.' FOUR: 'Remember August 18th, to keep it holy.' FIVE: 'Convince your father and your mother to listen to My music' SIX: 'You shall not murder, sing My songs instead' SEVEN: 'You shall keep your Tamagochi alive' EIGHT: 'You shall not steal lyrics' NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor about anything that involves Me' TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's album of LICM, buy your own as researched by Sister Sasje. St. Augustine says: "Love, and do what you want". Well, this is my Only commandment: I love Mika, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 We have known and believed that Mika loves us. Mika is love. Those who live in Mika's love live in Mika, and Mika lives in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esperia75 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 We have known and believed that Mika loves us. Mika is love. Those who live in Mika's love live in Mika, and Mika lives in them Et cum spiritu tuo... ...Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilo8913 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 AMEN!!! How can we say Amen in Mika's temple? I know!!! LOLLIPOP GIRL !!! Oh, yes.. LOLLIPOP GIRL! Haha, these are great! Thank you, Mr. Holy Johnny et al! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Oh, yes.. LOLLIPOP GIRL! Haha, these are great! Thank you, Mr. Holy Johnny et al! My pleasure. I like to think we are spreading rainbows all over the world:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Our Mika who art on stage, hallowed be thy name and thy music. Thy cartoon kingdom come, Thy will be done on stage as it is in front of it. Give us this day our daily lollipop. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us into temptation, and deliver us from boredom. For thine is the cartoon, and the power, and the hyper psychobabble pop, for ever and ever. Lollipop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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