hmmmm i would probably ask him..........
1. when are you coming to australia
2. have you ever worn speedo's/budgie smuglers?
3. if you do come, would you consider prancing up and down the beach in a pear of bright orange budgie smuglers?
4. do you have any idea what the hell im talking about?
5. (as sombody already mentioned) how on earth do u fit ur package into those jeans?
6. when u put ur pants back on, would u like some help?
just being polite