Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 aaaaaaaaaaaa wendi i hope kath is taking her laptop, so you can be logged in and post waiting for us to invade yr room!!! Good idea Robi!!!! This has turned into a joke thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Good idea Robi!!!! This has turned into a joke thread Errrrr just too errrr umm take out minds off it a tad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 This one is kind of a groaner and a little stupid but I laughed the first time I heard it... There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Errrrr just too errrr umm take out minds off it a tad I know - you are as desperate as us!!!! This one is kind of a groaner and a little stupid but I laughed the first time I heard it... There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 oooh thats bad - but I did laugh!!! nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ps MORNING WENDI!!!! x x x x x x x x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ps MORNING WENDI!!!! x x x x x x x x Hiya Carri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaMariaPetra Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 It is really bad, but very funny:roftl: And I can use that one in dutch as well. The song is very known here too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 This one is kind of a groaner and a little stupid but I laughed the first time I heard it... There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." :roftl: Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Ok lets drag this back . it wil get too confusing Update soon hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Ok lets drag this back . it wil get too confusing Update soon hopefully I hope so - I swear I am going greyer as the days go by!!!! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Ok lets drag this back . it wil get too confusing Update soon hopefully whaaat - yr going in drag to the next gigs?? oooooh Freddie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Freddie. I'm getting wrinkles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaMariaPetra Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 whaaat - yr going in drag to the next gigs?? oooooh Freddie!!! I thought he already did? He went in a skirt, didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I thought he already did? He went in a skirt, didn't he? :shocked: KILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 No kilt Im going as me , I may wear an aussie hat in appreciation of the aussies:punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcdeb Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I hope so - I swear I am going greyer as the days go by!!!! :roftl: Freddie. I'm getting wrinkles. So this whole process is aging us all... ? dcdeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Eat lots of nuts , drink lots of water and avoid the sun Sorry I can offer no more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaMariaPetra Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 :shocked: KILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked: Oooops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Oooops Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miek Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Oh dear skirt - kilt, tomatoes - tomaatoes. Same diffe:wink2: rence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 skirt - kilt, tomatoes - tomaatoes. Same diffe:wink2: rence The kilt was worn by tough Scots warriors, and they would never have worn a skirt!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Damn right .. even the ice cool Deano is feeling it now Hehe... ice man... Hes the new ice man ..... Come On JERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Im down to screaming now to get results Are we sharing the same brain or something??? As soon as I read the first quote I thought "iceman", then I see you've written it!!! A Raisin!! *thinks of Rainbow Sky* This one is kind of a groaner and a little stupid but I laughed the first time I heard it... There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." OG... thats funny... but defo a groaner... whaaat - yr going in drag to the next gigs?? oooooh Freddie!!! Ooooooh... if he is I want pics! I thought he already did? He went in a skirt, didn't he? KILT!!! :shocked: KILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We must be sharing a brain too... I thought Kilt, then saw this post... No kilt Im going as me , I may wear an aussie hat in appreciation of the aussies Would that happen to be a hat with corks that a certain Aussie bought for you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miek Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 The kilt was worn by tough Scots warriors, and theywould never have worn a skirt!!!! i know that, just some friendly humour, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i know that, just some friendly humour, sorry Its ok - I am well used to it now - but its usually Englishmen who say it (sorry Fred ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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