hotdlp Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 oh yeah, forgot you were our "resident psychic" I'm glad you finally remembered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika, Jerry and Jerry's mum all walk in together and see John laying in bed, with a hugely miserable look on his face, his body sulking like a teenager who wasn't allowed to go to that illegal rave. Jerry's mum has grapes cradled in her arms, the white doors swing back on themselves, and John's bandaged head looks up. John: Oh, it's you lot. My walking, living, breathing grief. Mika: Hey Jerry, we got news. John: *winces* Oh no. Mika: We've got Freddie to tell the the fanclub that they won't be getting the news for a lengthy period of time. John: *mocking* And how'd they take that? Jerry: Not too well. They're on a fan strike. Mika: Yeah, they're not buying any of my stuff until the news has been told. John: Yeah well that's gonna be hard because you HAVEN'T F%*$ING RELEASED ANYTHING!!!!!! Jerry's mum: Now, now, did the nurse's teach you to breathe? John:...*grudgingly*....yes.... Jerry's mum: Now come on everyone! Let's all do this together! Breathe...IN! -everyone breathes in- Jerry's mum: And....OUT! -everyone breathes out- John: *makes a swipe for the grapes but Jerry's mum snatches them back and slaps his wrist* Oi! They're for me aren't they? Jerry's mum: Tsk tsk, naughty! What makes them think they're for yooou? John: Cos I'm ER, in hospital?? Mika: Nah they're for us, we skipped lunch so we could come see you. Jerry: Yeah, selfish git. John: SELFISH?! WHO'S THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE MFC BEING OFFICIAL?! Mika: Er... John: WHO'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PUT IT FORWARD, MAKE IT HAPPEN? Jerry: My mum. Jerry's mum: Yeah I did! John: F--- YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED ON THE DETAILS! I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO MANAGE AS WELL!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!! Mika: Yeah but....you're the daddy. John: *is silenced*.....I'm the what? Mika: Never mind. John: A blonde, curvacious nurse skips in the room with a clipboard accompanied with a shrill voice Nurse: Jeeee-yony Booiii!!! John: Oh say it ain't so! Jerry: Whos' that? Jerry's mum: -le gasp- is this John's girlfriend?? John: This is my other worst nightmare. All my worst nightmares...All in one room. Mika: Big Girl you are B-E-A-UUUUUUtifuuuul!!! Nurse: *emphasies every single syllable* How-are-ya-to-day-Johnny-boi? John: It's the pills, it must be the pills. Nurse: I-see-your-blood-presh-er-is-still-quat-hai-kyuutie-pai! Mika: John: Dear God, don't touch me. Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN! Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this! John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! -everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks- John: Drugs! I'm on drugs! everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE! John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 bumping this, so sara can see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaatje066 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 John: Dear God, don't touch me.Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN! Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this! John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! -everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks- John: Drugs! I'm on drugs! everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE! John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!! Cazgirl, if I were you I wouldn't worry about a fee. You could always pay with your scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika, Jerry and Jerry's mum all walk in together and see John laying in bed, with a hugely miserable look on his face, his body sulking like a teenager who wasn't allowed to go to that illegal rave. Jerry's mum has grapes cradled in her arms, the white doors swing back on themselves, and John's bandaged head looks up. John: Oh, it's you lot. My walking, living, breathing grief. Mika: Hey Jerry, we got news. John: *winces* Oh no. Mika: We've got Freddie to tell the the fanclub that they won't be getting the news for a lengthy period of time. John: *mocking* And how'd they take that? Jerry: Not too well. They're on a fan strike. Mika: Yeah, they're not buying any of my stuff until the news has been told. John: Yeah well that's gonna be hard because you HAVEN'T F%*$ING RELEASED ANYTHING!!!!!! Jerry's mum: Now, now, did the nurse's teach you to breathe? John:...*grudgingly*....yes.... Jerry's mum: Now come on everyone! Let's all do this together! Breathe...IN! -everyone breathes in- Jerry's mum: And....OUT! -everyone breathes out- John: *makes a swipe for the grapes but Jerry's mum snatches them back and slaps his wrist* Oi! They're for me aren't they? Jerry's mum: Tsk tsk, naughty! What makes them think they're for yooou? John: Cos I'm ER, in hospital?? Mika: Nah they're for us, we skipped lunch so we could come see you. Jerry: Yeah, selfish git. John: SELFISH?! WHO'S THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE MFC BEING OFFICIAL?! Mika: Er... John: WHO'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PUT IT FORWARD, MAKE IT HAPPEN? Jerry: My mum. Jerry's mum: Yeah I did! John: F--- YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED ON THE DETAILS! I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO MANAGE AS WELL!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!! Mika: Yeah but....you're the daddy. John: *is silenced*.....I'm the what? Mika: Never mind. John: A blonde, curvacious nurse skips in the room with a clipboard accompanied with a shrill voice Nurse: Jeeee-yony Booiii!!! John: Oh say it ain't so! Jerry: Whos' that? Jerry's mum: -le gasp- is this John's girlfriend?? John: This is my other worst nightmare. All my worst nightmares...All in one room. Mika: Big Girl you are B-E-A-UUUUUUtifuuuul!!! Nurse: *emphasies every single syllable* How-are-ya-to-day-Johnny-boi? John: It's the pills, it must be the pills. Nurse: I-see-your-blood-presh-er-is-still-quat-hai-kyuutie-pai! Mika: John: Dear God, don't touch me. Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN! Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this! John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! -everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks- John: Drugs! I'm on drugs! everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE! John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!! you should numerate your pieces chapters like...I don't wanna miss one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Cazgirl, if I were you I wouldn't worry about a fee. You could always pay with your scripts you should numerate your pieces chapters like...I don't wanna miss one! :roftl: i really do wonder if they've seen them though...God knows what they think of me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 :roftl: i really do wonder if they've seen them though...God knows what they think of me!!! If they have, then why the hell aren't they getting a move they posting about our officialness!!! :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 If they have, then why the hell aren't they getting a move they posting about our officialness!!! :naughty: yeah, i'll just keep posting abuse until they post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 yeah, i'll just keep posting abuse until they post Yeah or maybe Jerry was just about to post, read your scripts first and really is crying to his mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Yeah or maybe Jerry was just about to post, read your scripts first and really is crying to his mummy Poor man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Poor man! What have you done to him, the poor thing. Tut tut *hides face in shame for Caz* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika, Jerry and Jerry's mum all walk in together and see John laying in bed, with a hugely miserable look on his face, his body sulking like a teenager who wasn't allowed to go to that illegal rave. Jerry's mum has grapes cradled in her arms, the white doors swing back on themselves, and John's bandaged head looks up. John: Oh, it's you lot. My walking, living, breathing grief. Mika: Hey Jerry, we got news. John: *winces* Oh no. Mika: We've got Freddie to tell the the fanclub that they won't be getting the news for a lengthy period of time. John: *mocking* And how'd they take that? Jerry: Not too well. They're on a fan strike. Mika: Yeah, they're not buying any of my stuff until the news has been told. John: Yeah well that's gonna be hard because you HAVEN'T F%*$ING RELEASED ANYTHING!!!!!! Jerry's mum: Now, now, did the nurse's teach you to breathe? John:...*grudgingly*....yes.... Jerry's mum: Now come on everyone! Let's all do this together! Breathe...IN! -everyone breathes in- Jerry's mum: And....OUT! -everyone breathes out- John: *makes a swipe for the grapes but Jerry's mum snatches them back and slaps his wrist* Oi! They're for me aren't they? Jerry's mum: Tsk tsk, naughty! What makes them think they're for yooou? John: Cos I'm ER, in hospital?? Mika: Nah they're for us, we skipped lunch so we could come see you. Jerry: Yeah, selfish git. John: SELFISH?! WHO'S THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE MFC BEING OFFICIAL?! Mika: Er... John: WHO'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PUT IT FORWARD, MAKE IT HAPPEN? Jerry: My mum. Jerry's mum: Yeah I did! John: F--- YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED ON THE DETAILS! I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO MANAGE AS WELL!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!! Mika: Yeah but....you're the daddy. John: *is silenced*.....I'm the what? Mika: Never mind. John: A blonde, curvacious nurse skips in the room with a clipboard accompanied with a shrill voice Nurse: Jeeee-yony Booiii!!! John: Oh say it ain't so! Jerry: Whos' that? Jerry's mum: -le gasp- is this John's girlfriend?? John: This is my other worst nightmare. All my worst nightmares...All in one room. Mika: Big Girl you are B-E-A-UUUUUUtifuuuul!!! Nurse: *emphasies every single syllable* How-are-ya-to-day-Johnny-boi? John: It's the pills, it must be the pills. Nurse: I-see-your-blood-presh-er-is-still-quat-hai-kyuutie-pai! Mika: John: Dear God, don't touch me. Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN! Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this! John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! -everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks- John: Drugs! I'm on drugs! everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE! John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!! Oh MY!!!! The Big Girl thing just let me in stitches! Seriously, this is too funny you should numerate your pieces chapters like...I don't wanna miss one! Yes, I second that! Maybe make a separate thread and put them all in there, in order? You could then bind it as a book and give it to Mika as a gift,lol!! i really do wonder if they've seen them though...God knows what they think of me!!! They probably think: oh-oh-we need to feed these maniacs some sort of news soon! Poor Jerry must really be thinking "holy moly, what sort of freaks am I entangled with now!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA_fashionista Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 :naughty: Just read Caz's last installment..... niiiiice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 :naughty: Just read Caz's last installment..... niiiiice. Ashley! See you in the bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*carrie* Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika, Jerry and Jerry's mum all walk in together and see John laying in bed, with a hugely miserable look on his face, his body sulking like a teenager who wasn't allowed to go to that illegal rave. Jerry's mum has grapes cradled in her arms, the white doors swing back on themselves, and John's bandaged head looks up. John: Oh, it's you lot. My walking, living, breathing grief. Mika: Hey Jerry, we got news. John: *winces* Oh no. Mika: We've got Freddie to tell the the fanclub that they won't be getting the news for a lengthy period of time. John: *mocking* And how'd they take that? Jerry: Not too well. They're on a fan strike. Mika: Yeah, they're not buying any of my stuff until the news has been told. John: Yeah well that's gonna be hard because you HAVEN'T F%*$ING RELEASED ANYTHING!!!!!! Jerry's mum: Now, now, did the nurse's teach you to breathe? John:...*grudgingly*....yes.... Jerry's mum: Now come on everyone! Let's all do this together! Breathe...IN! -everyone breathes in- Jerry's mum: And....OUT! -everyone breathes out- John: *makes a swipe for the grapes but Jerry's mum snatches them back and slaps his wrist* Oi! They're for me aren't they? Jerry's mum: Tsk tsk, naughty! What makes them think they're for yooou? John: Cos I'm ER, in hospital?? Mika: Nah they're for us, we skipped lunch so we could come see you. Jerry: Yeah, selfish git. John: SELFISH?! WHO'S THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE MFC BEING OFFICIAL?! Mika: Er... John: WHO'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PUT IT FORWARD, MAKE IT HAPPEN? Jerry: My mum. Jerry's mum: Yeah I did! John: F--- YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED ON THE DETAILS! I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO MANAGE AS WELL!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!! Mika: Yeah but....you're the daddy. John: *is silenced*.....I'm the what? Mika: Never mind. John: A blonde, curvacious nurse skips in the room with a clipboard accompanied with a shrill voice Nurse: Jeeee-yony Booiii!!! John: Oh say it ain't so! Jerry: Whos' that? Jerry's mum: -le gasp- is this John's girlfriend?? John: This is my other worst nightmare. All my worst nightmares...All in one room. Mika: Big Girl you are B-E-A-UUUUUUtifuuuul!!! Nurse: *emphasies every single syllable* How-are-ya-to-day-Johnny-boi? John: It's the pills, it must be the pills. Nurse: I-see-your-blood-presh-er-is-still-quat-hai-kyuutie-pai! Mika: John: Dear God, don't touch me. Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN! Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this! John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! -everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks- John: Drugs! I'm on drugs! everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE! John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!! Caz, you are hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Oh MY!!!!The Big Girl thing just let me in stitches! Seriously, this is too funny thanks! i'm glad you like it! Yes, I second that! Maybe make a separate thread and put them all in there, in order? You could then bind it as a book and give it to Mika as a gift,lol!! I think I might do a seperate thread actually hmmm not sure about the book thing LOL, I'd love to but afraid what reaction I might get!!! They probably think: oh-oh-we need to feed these maniacs some sort of news soon! Poor Jerry must really be thinking "holy moly, what sort of freaks am I entangled with now!!" hahahaha!!!!! I've never met Jerry, I don't know what he looks like and here i am saying he's some sort of pansy mummy's boy who can't read...the man must love me Caz, you are hilarious!! LOL thanks xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I think I might do a seperate thread actually hmmm not sure about the book thing LOL, I'd love to but afraid what reaction I might get!!! Just give it anonymously, and if he likes it, you can reveal you identity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Just give it anonymously, and if he likes it, you can reveal you identity Mika will open it up and he'll be like.. Mika: no, no no i read this on the MFC! What Mika blasphemous bint of a "fan" created this? It was...It was...CAZGIRL! Where is she?! CazGirl: *hides in the crowd of fans* Mika: I can't see her! CazGirl: *tehehe!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Lollipop Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika will open it up and he'll be like.. Mika: no, no no i read this on the MFC! What Mika blasphemous bint of a "fan" created this? It was...It was...CAZGIRL! Where is she?! CazGirl: *hides in the crowd of fans* Mika: I can't see her! CazGirl: *tehehe!* :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika will open it up and he'll be like.. Mika: no, no no i read this on the MFC! What Mika blasphemous bint of a "fan" created this? It was...It was...CAZGIRL! Where is she?! CazGirl: *hides in the crowd of fans* Mika: I can't see her! CazGirl: *tehehe!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Maybe make a separate thread and put them all in there, in order? You could then bind it as a book and give it to Mika as a gift,lol!! Yes please! I dont what to miss any, what you wrote the other day was hilarious, still makes me giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 all in one place http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1358925#post1358925 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 :roftl: *mika4life13 pops out of the crowd to kiss MIKA, when she gets recognized by John, Jerry and Mika and they all charge at her while she runs remembering the No-D days xD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 What are the No D-Days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 What are the No D-Days? *zhhz* When we wondered if mika had a *mmhmm* or not *shuts up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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