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:naughty::roftl::roftl:

 

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,

That's right, I just have sex with them,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

You're talking to me about stuff, why?

I'd rather see your titties,

Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your titties,

 

I can't have sex with your personality,

And I can't put my penis in your college degree,

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

So why're you sharing all this information with me?

 

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,

That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

Knock knock, who's there?

It's me, wondering why you're not naked,

Knock knock, who's there?

Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

 

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,

No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,

Something something in the month of May,

Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

 

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,

So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,

Women are only good for three things,

Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

 

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

 

Aww yeah, that's right,

Shake your...bums,

I'm out of here,

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

 

FREAKING INGENIOUS.

 

:floor::floor: that guy is crazy!!

 

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:naughty:

 

:roftl:

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I laughed a lot watching Titanic!!!!! :roftl:

I know it's a sad movie... but I was watching with my brother, his girlfriend and my mum, and we were saying funny things about some scenes!!!! :aah::aah:

And then we were watching best moments of Friends!!!! I really love today!!! :roftl::roftl:

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