Fmbm Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 So I sort of stole this idea from Graham Norton. On his website, he had a section where people would submit conversations they had overheard and it was really funny My brother picking up the phone: "What's up, f*cker?" He said it so seriously And then I heard him say to his friends "I would blow him for *couldn't understand after that* " Don't know if a thread like this exists already, but if it does, I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) Wow, my brother is on a role tonight. I think it's because he's drunk Brother: "Why are you scared of feet? Feet are the foundation of who you are. If they're cold, you're cold. If they're hot, you're hot" Me: "WTF? You're drunk" Edited July 18, 2009 by Fmbm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Wow, my brother is on a role tonight. I think it's because he's drunk Brother: "Why are you scared of feet? Feet are the foundation of who you are? If they're cold, you're cold. If they're hot, you're hot" Me: "WTF? You're drunk" I've to meet your bro okay, on topic Italian teen #1: Why don't we just wait in line like everyone else? Italian teen #2: Cause we aren't like everybody else. We have fathers! ------ lil cousin at uncle's pc: " Yeah I tried hacking his account but I just don't get why the password wont work, maybe its my messenger program" "Are you sure you got the password right?" "Yeah definitely I saw him type it in .." "What was it?" "8 asterisks"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 I've to meet your bro okay, on topic Italian teen #1: Why don't we just wait in line like everyone else? Italian teen #2: Cause we aren't like everybody else. We have fathers! ------ lil cousin at uncle's pc: " Yeah I tried hacking his account but I just don't get why the password wont work, maybe its my messenger program" "Are you sure you got the password right?" "Yeah definitely I saw him type it in .." "What was it?" "8 asterisks"" Oh wow, I love that --------- That's saaaaaad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice.loves.mika Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I walked up to two of my uncles a few days ago and they were having some conversation..When I got there one of them said: "Okay, but we have to get that hippo to sing. It is important to get that hippo to sing. If the hippo doesn't sing, we won't be able to spy on them with our penguin super vision glasses anymore." They saw me and was like "Oh, Hey Alice, what's up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I've to meet your bro okay, on topic Italian teen #1: Why don't we just wait in line like everyone else? Italian teen #2: Cause we aren't like everybody else. We have fathers! ------ lil cousin at uncle's pc: " Yeah I tried hacking his account but I just don't get why the password wont work, maybe its my messenger program" "Are you sure you got the password right?" "Yeah definitely I saw him type it in .." "What was it?" "8 asterisks"" :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I walked up to two of my uncles a few days ago and they were having some conversation..When I got there one of them said: "Okay, but we have to get that hippo to sing. It is important to get that hippo to sing. If the hippo doesn't sing, we won't be able to spy on them with our penguin super vision glasses anymore." They saw me and was like "Oh, Hey Alice, what's up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice.loves.mika Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I know I was like just staring at them I mean, they're both over 30 years of age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilek Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 lil cousin at uncle's pc: " Yeah I tried hacking his account but I just don't get why the password wont work, maybe its my messenger program" "Are you sure you got the password right?" "Yeah definitely I saw him type it in .." "What was it?" "8 asterisks"" -a few days ago- my grandma trying to do something at my pc. my mum showed her how to do it first,of course.cuz i'm not very patient when it comes to old ppl. grandma:emine, this frog is not working. mum:mum it's a mouse,not frog grandma: whatever,it's not working mum:mum you gotta put it down on the table grandma: but i'm not done with it yet mum: mum that's how it works:aah: grandma:don't yell at me:sneaky2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 -a few days ago- my grandma trying to do something at my pc. my mum showed her how to do it first,of course.cuz i'm not very patient when it comes to old ppl. grandma:emine, this frog is not working. mum:mum it's a mouse,not frog grandma: whatever,it's not working mum:mum you gotta put it down on the table grandma: but i'm not done with it yet mum: mum that's how it works:aah: grandma:don't yell at me:sneaky2: Well, I haven't overheard anything recently, but I'll never forget what I heard one day at school. I was walking down the hall during class, so no one else was around. I turned a corner and there were 2 girls by the stairs. girl 1: They has moral sex! girl 2: (shouting) IT'S CALLED ORAL SEX, NOT MORAL SEX!!! Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 This thread needs a serious BUMP And I'll give it another in a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 I didn't over hear this, but this was the conversation I had with my mom over email and I thought it was funny (I sent her a movie trailer, but she couldn't watch it since her computer has no speakers) Mom: I think they're trying to find me speakers now. Me: How did that go? "Can somebody get me some ****ing speakers?!" Mom: while I could have said, "Can somebody get me some ****ing speakers?!", I chose instead, "How am I supposed to watch movie trailers with no ****ing sound?"...and that spurred them into action. They don't want my negativity and insubordination to rub off on the new recruits, so to speak. Me: hahahahahahah. Touché, mom. You make me proud She's the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nielo Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ooh, cool thread, I'd never seen this one before. I often overhear funny things, but nothing comes to mind right now. If it does, I'll post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Now I know where to drop in funny things I over hear. grandma:emine, this frog is not working. mum:mum it's a mouse,not frog grandma: whatever,it's not working mum:mum you gotta put it down on the table grandma: but i'm not done with it yet mum: mum that's how it works:aah: grandma:don't yell at me:sneaky2: That's AMAZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
England Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 oh I love this thread haha and I heard this one awhile ago brothers friends (I'll say...S and F): "Why can't you seeeee...you belong with meeeeee" Brother: What? s: its a song...by taylor swift... f: *starts singing* s: no..no...no....it goes like this *sings* f: noooo....it goes like THIS *continues to sing* s and f: *start singing*....*forgot what they said here but they started talking about the lyrics* Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 My mom, saying this about my brother and how he likes to be involved in everyone's conversations: "Look at him. He's a cyclops with all his eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) in english today; *wispered conversation* suddenly one really tough guy says really loud; "MY DREAM IN LIFE ISN'T TO BE A CANNABIS PLANT, I WANT TO BE A DOLPHIN!" Edited August 14, 2009 by racinghorse83 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmika-maddo-joxx Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Me and my friends opposite each other in beds in our hotel room. Everythings silent as It's like 3 In the morning... All of a sudden. Freya: *whispers* "Emily.... I've fallen down the crack!" Emily : Oh god! Get up then! Use the asparagus! Freya: Oh ok then... don't tell Jo. WHAAAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Me and my friends opposite each other in beds in our hotel room. Everythings silent as It's like 3 In the morning... All of a sudden. Freya: *whispers* "Emily.... I've fallen down the crack!" Emily : Oh god! Get up then! Use the asparagus! Freya: Oh ok then... don't tell Jo. WHAAAT? :roll1: on Messenger. in friend's bedroom (call her E) speaking to Friend (call her J) E : i'm gonna steal your *something i love to pieces* and burn it! Me: then i'll send Annabelle and Humphrey after you! *types on computer* 'i'm gonna send Annabelle and Humphrey after E." J and E : who? Me : my best friends. they're invisible unicorns. J : Okay E : Eh? Me : *to E* they come at night and extract your hearts through your ear with their horns and replace in with candyfloss *grin* *types this in the computer* E : then i'll send them to you J : Really. tell her to be scared. Me : *E* they won't hurt me J : what do they eat? Me : *J* they live on a diet of marmalade but humphrey likes chocolate spread. E : *takes over computer* sometimes i worry about her. J : tell me about it. HOW DO I HAVE THESE COVERSATIONS?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Also just yesterday... on messenger (again) with the same E : E : you know you're obssessed with Mika... Me : obssessed but happy! E : yes well... Me : *singing and typing* i wanna be, wanna be whatever else that touches you... E : No, no, please no! Me : it's a song! E : oh right... Mika? Me : no McFly... what do you think?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 This happened when Obama said what type of dog he got. Mom (to my dad): What does a Portuguese Water Dog look like? Dad: A dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 My brother and mom today. M: It looked like poo! B: Well, that's your opinion. :rolls_eyes: M: You said it did. B: It did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 This happened when Obama said what type of dog he got. Mom (to my dad): What does a Portuguese Water Dog look like? Dad: A dog. that would have been my response! for example : *on phone* Friend: what are you wearing to go shopping tomorrow? me: clothes... Friend: really?!?!?! i never thought of that... me: *giggle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 just seconds ago! (i like this thread...Can you tell?) this kinda shows you how used to my random comments my friends are: Me : hi H : again... wuu2? Me : watching mika dance around in his boxers.............................. ................... You? H : listening to preview and playing minesweeper Me : of course you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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