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Dilek Xmas mesajını gördün mü tabi bazı kelimeler değiştirilmiş ama yien tur diyor sence çıkar mı ?

 

O Noel mesajı Geçen seneden kalma' date=' aynı mesajı tekrar göndermiş :aah: Hatta thread de kıyamet kopardı millet "mika bizle dalga mı geçiyor "diye. Bazıları kızdı "oturup 2 cümle yeni msj yazamamışmı ne ayıp" falan dediler.:teehee:

 

 

macbook promu vuuuu nasi yani :shocked:

 

Evet macbook u var beyfendinin:naughty:

 

Valla eğer bu adam o soğukta şortla kahve almaya çıkıyosa ya evi yakın demektir ya da deli demektir

 

Acaba o kahve dükkanı tam olarak nerde... :mf_rosetinted:

 

Belki içi yanıyordur :das:

 

Ama o bacaklara o şort olmamış be:roftl: skinny jeans forever :punk:

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Here is the kind and fine translation. :naughty: #2 doesn't make any sense so we'll have to go with Nezza summary.

 

At this point you may have guessed that the theme of this issue is Glam. When you've finished reading it all gets too much lipstick, glitter and alter ego for the whole 2011. Imagine waking up in the early hours of 2011, finding there lying on the floor sheathed in a blue suit, hair glitter and foaming at the mouth. Well, this beautiful show I was the first of January and the guilt and all of New Year's party glam rock theme to which I participated. That's why I do not want to write about Glam. This article will be much more traditional: the list of resolutions for the new year. Believe me, I need it.

 

1. I'll find a cannon.

 

The ashes of Hunter S. Thompson, the legendary American writer, were fired with a cannon from the top of a mountain in Colorado. Lighting the fuse was none other than Johnny Depp. It's a nice way to go. But forget Depp, don't know. Why spend so much money in a grave to be remembered? Better a story like this that goes around the world and will remain in memory. Periodic eye, this does not mean that he died in 2011. I just want a gun. A little 'theatricality of post mortem is not bad.

 

2. Be courteous, do not be cute.

 

Making nice is not sexy, and honest. No one appreciates it. Who's nice to do it just because you want something or you just want to lift away. Making nice and drunk as many times in a week. You feel tired and feel a lot of repressed anger. Being courteous and sincere requires more effort. The advantage is that you should not be so often. Requires more control, however, it takes discipline. But the discipline makes you feel at ease with yourself. So to be nice you feel like sh*t, you feel good to be polite. But do not be too moral, otherwise goes to idiots full of themselves.

 

3. Embrace the group.

 

I recently saw in a theatre a play about Onassis and one thing struck me. Rarely was the owner Greek scene in his entourage. It made me think of my Arab friends who always go around in groups, or rappers, with their retinue of bodyguards. I come from a large close-knit family of Lebanese origin. It's hard for me to move without any accompanying persons. This train was bothering me. As if to amplify my movements. This year my company embrace them. Although not made of hard like a rapper or as powerful as that of Onassis, I'll go around with my sisters, my mother, friends, dog, with my head held high.

 

4. Find a valet.

 

It is basically an extension of #3, but it deserves a separate item. I want a gentleman with Asian features, quiet and elegant, minute, in a suit and tie, 35 years or so, follows me like a shadow. You should not talk too much but have a degree in any obscure discipline, like the behavior of a sub-species of Amazonian ant. He will be my confidant, the other hemisphere of my brain, will be the filter with the people I meet. Scare the bad guys and reassure the good guys. We are accepting applications.

 

5. Working all day. You know those manuals that urge to take many vacations and clearances from their activities? Well, they're crap. If you do not work hard enough, you feel terrible. The things you've been looking forward to, like a drink after work or a good TV show no longer have the same charm. The more work all the more by the value of everything. How can it be a bad thing at my age? I hope you have some ideas. Anyway I gave them to me. Feel free to borrow any of my intentions and just do your hands down by the valet, if everyone has one might be a bit confusing. Happy New Year!

 

NB: I say please do not want to be a nice.

 

 

Mika'nın son köşe yazısı :naughty:

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Evet kızlarr!! makalenin tam ingilizce çevirisi...

 

 

You’ve obviously realised by now that this issue is about Glam. By the time you’ve finished reading this magazine (or just looking at the pictures) you would have had enough bright coloured lipstick, smeared sequins and alter egos to last you the rest of 2011.

 

 

 

Imagine if you had woken up in the early hours of 2011 lying on the floor, dressed in a blue catsuit with glitter in your hair and a puddle of drool under the corner of your mouth. Well that mess was me on the 1st of Jan and the Glam rock themed new years party which preceded this ugly scene was to blame. That is the reason why I don’t feel like writing about Glam. Instead this article will be far more traditional; the ultimate new years resolution list. Trust me, I need one.

 

 

 

Resolution Number ONE; I shall find myself a cannon. After the death of the legendary american writer Hunter S Thompson, his ashes were exploded out of a cannon on top of a mountain in Colorado. None other than Johnny Depp lit the taper. This is a very, very good way to go. Forget Johnny Depp though, I don’t know him. Why spend so much money on a burial plot when a story like that will travel for so far and for so long. Please note, my resolution makes no implication that I will die in 2011, I just want a cannon. A little post life theatre can’t be a bad thing.

 

 

 

Resolution Number TWO; Be Kind Not Nice. Who likes Nice? Nice isn’t sexy, nor is it honest. People are only nice when they want something or when they just want to get you out of the way. Being nice is like being drunk too many times in a week. You feel tired, anaesthetised and very angry underneath. Kind is sincere and takes more effort. The plus side is that you don’t have to do it as often. It does take a lot more control however, and that takes discipline. But we all know that discipline makes you feel better about yourself. So, being nice makes you feel like **** and being kind makes you feel good and zen like. Be careful to not be too pious however, then everyone thinks you’re just a self-satisfied prick.

 

 

 

Resolution Number THREE; Embrace The Posse. I went to see a play about Onassis recently and one thing struck me. Very rarely during the two hour show was he ever shown without an entourage. He reminded me of my Arab friends who always go out it groups, or of rappers whose entourage impose a sense of importance and inconvenience on everyone around them, which is the point I think. I come from a Lebanese background, with a big and very close family. Hardly ever do I go anywhere for work or play, where I am not surrounded by at least 3 or four people. Often this entourage has made me feel uncomfortable. As if, more could be achieved or observed If I were more subtle in my movements. This year I shall embrace my crew. Even if my entourage is not as cool as a rapper’s or as powerful as Onassis’, I shall walk walk around with my sisters, friends, dog, a couple of 80 year old family members and of course my mother, all in line and with our heads held high.

 

 

 

Resolution Number FOUR; Find A Henchman. Ok so this is a bit of a continuation of number three but still merits its own resolution. I want a chinese looking, quiet and elegant, quite small gentleman, in a suit and tie, preferably in his mid thirties, to follow me around, everywhere. He shouldn’t say to much but must have a doctorate in something obscure, like the behaviour of a subspecies of amazonian red ant. He will be my confidante, the other part of my brain, my filter to people I cross. He will frighten the seedy and reassure the wise. Applications welcome.

 

 

 

Resolution Number FIVE; Work All The Time. You know those self help guides that tell you to take lots of holiday and spend time away from work? Well, they’re bull****. Those guides are written by self promoting workaholics who want you to buy their books, feel crap again and then buy another one. When you don’t work enough you fell terrible. The things that you used to look forward to, like a drink after work or a favourite TV show, no longer have the same appeal. The more you work the more you value everything and everyone around you. At my age how could this be a bad thing?

 

 

 

I hope I inspire you. I think I’ve inspired myself. Feel free to borrow some of my resolutions and make them your own, just stay away from the henchman idea, if everyone gets one, it could get a little confusing. Happy new year! Nota Benne, that was said with kindness, I’m not being nice.

 

 

 

Şimdi biraz daha anlaşılması kolay olur :roftl:

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Tweet!! Tweeet!! Sıcak sıcak yeni tweetler...:naughty:

 

about 21 hours ago via web

 

am loving Chris Garneau right now. Listen to Dirty Night Clowns. I adore it

about 21 hours ago via web

 

i think donkeys gotta go, he looks like sh**, how??

8:28 PM Jan 15th via web

 

 

I can't spell, why do i even have a column, maybe theyll let me off....

8:21 PM Jan 15th via web

 

 

in the studio in france, taking a break now to figure out what to write for my la republica column...6 days late.... FEELS LIKE SCHOOL WORK

8:21 PM Jan 15th via web

 

 

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Gözlerime inanamıyorum!!! :shocked: İki yeni tweet daha :roftl::roftl:

 

you can check out my last few columns for La Repubblica here; http://tinyurl.com/5syak2u

about 9 hours ago via web

 

today was good. two new songs, one beautiful one ****ing ace and column drama sorted, at least i know what to write about now

about 9 hours ago via web

 

başımıza taş yağacak...:naughty:

 

 

 

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