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Taille-moi les hanches à la hache

Cut my hips off with an axe

J'ai trop mangé de chocolat

I've been eating too much chocolate

Croque moi la peau, s'il-te-plaît

Bite my skin, please

Croque moi les os, s'il le faut

Bite my bones, if needed

C'est le temps des grandes métamorphoses

It's time to transform

Au bout de mes tous petits seins

At the top of my tiny breasts

S'insinuent, pointues et dodues

Are two nuts, pointing and plump, poping

Deux noisettes, crac! Tu les manges

Crac you eat them

C'est le temps des grandes métamorphoses

It's time to transform

Au bout de mes lèvres entrouvertes

At the edge of my lips half open

pousse un framboisier rouge argenté

is a silver red raspberry tree growing

Pourrais-tu m'embrasser pour me le couper...

Could you kiss me to cut it off...

Pétris-moi les hanches de baisers

Knead my hips with kisses

Je deviens la femme chocolat

I become the chocolate woman

Laisse fondre mes hanches Nutella

Let the Nutella melt out of my hips

Le sang qui coule en moi c'est du chocolat chaud...

The blood running in me is make of hot chocolate...

Un jour je vais m'envoler

One day I'll fly away

A travers le ciel à force de gonfler...

Through the sky as I keep on getting bigger

Et je baillerai des éclairs

I woould have flashes (it's the name of some cakes too)

Une comète plantée entre les dents

A comet stuck in my teeth

Mais sur terre, en attendant

But on earth up to now

Je me transformerai en la femme chocolat...

I'll become a chocolate woman

Taille-moi les hanches à la hache

Cut my hips off with an axe

J'ai trop mangé de chocolat

I've been eating too much chocolate

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Taille-moi les hanches à la hache

Cut my hips off with an axe

J'ai trop mangé de chocolat

I've been eating too much chocolate

Croque moi la peau, s'il-te-plaît

Bite my skin, please

Croque moi les os, s'il le faut

Bite my bones, if needed

C'est le temps des grandes métamorphoses

It's time to transform

Au bout de mes tous petits seins

At the top of my tiny breasts

S'insinuent, pointues et dodues

Are two nuts, pointing and plump, poping

Deux noisettes, crac! Tu les manges

Crac you eat them

C'est le temps des grandes métamorphoses

It's time to transform

Au bout de mes lèvres entrouvertes

At the edge of my lips half open

pousse un framboisier rouge argenté

is a silver red raspberry tree growing

Pourrais-tu m'embrasser pour me le couper...

Could you kiss me to cut it off...

Pétris-moi les hanches de baisers

Knead my hips with kisses

Je deviens la femme chocolat

I become the chocolate woman

Laisse fondre mes hanches Nutella

Let the Nutella melt out of my hips

Le sang qui coule en moi c'est du chocolat chaud...

The blood running in me is make of hot chocolate...

Un jour je vais m'envoler

One day I'll fly away

A travers le ciel à force de gonfler...

Through the sky as I keep on getting bigger

Et je baillerai des éclairs

I woould have flashes (it's the name of some cakes too)

Une comète plantée entre les dents

A comet stuck in my teeth

Mais sur terre, en attendant

But on earth up to now

Je me transformerai en la femme chocolat...

I'll become a chocolate woman

Taille-moi les hanches à la hache

Cut my hips off with an axe

J'ai trop mangé de chocolat

I've been eating too much chocolate

 

 

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At the edge of my lips half open

Delicious!:hypo:

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a very thaughtfull young lady just showed me this

 

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my question:

is this a before,during or after picture? :lmao:

 

Nice, it seems to me to be immediately after, while the last vibrations of the, uh, song, are still echoing through the, uh, musician....or did I mean theatre?

 

I'm glad that I was reading this thread last night and caught on to the knitting name change right away. I have found my needles and I am ready to get to start knitting my sweater.....although that corking tool did look rather interesting. Maybe I will take up corking instead. Does that make us Corkers? :blink:

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My favourite lollipop is Chocolate flavoured ... :mf_lustslow:

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Well that's because they haven't done chicken flavour yet...

ok knick me out...

 

 

they should add culr flavoured lollipops or at least make lollies curly :lmfao: :lmfao:

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La Femme Chocolat (Olivia Ruiz)

 

Taille-moi les hanches à la hache

J'ai trop mangé de chocolat

Croque moi la peau, s'il-te-plaît

Croque moi les os, s'il le faut

 

C'est le temps des grandes métamorphoses

 

Au bout de mes tous petits seins

S'insinuent, pointues et dodues

Deux noisettes, crac! Tu les manges

 

C'est le temps des grandes métamorphoses

 

Au bout de mes lèvres entrouvertes

pousse un framboisier rouge argenté

Pourrais-tu m'embrasser pour me le couper...

 

Pétris-moi les hanches de baisers

Je deviens la femme chocolat

Laisse fondre mes hanches Nutella

Le sang qui coule en moi c'est du chocolat chaud...

 

Un jour je vais m'envoler

A travers le ciel à force de gonfler...

Et je baillerai des éclairs

Une comète plantée entre les dents

Mais sur terre, en attendant

Je me transformerai en la femme chocolat...

 

Taille-moi les hanches à la hache

J'ai trop mangé de chocolat...

 

 

whoo,she should deff come to this thread! :roftl:

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130507-29.jpg

 

 

At the edge of my lips half open

Delicious!:hypo:

 

 

 

my fav bunny teeth! :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

but analyzing the lips...well let`s leave it at the analysis :naughty:

 

damn it,the pic is too big,it`s too clear! I thaught i could handle it... :lol3:

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they should add culr flavoured lollipops or at least make lollies curly :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

Oh yes! I would be also addict to curl flavoured lollipops!:naughty:

Please can I join in?:wink2:

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Nice, it seems to me to be immediately after, while the last vibrations of the, uh, song, are still echoing through the, uh, musician....or did I mean theatre?

Hehe, I love your description! :naughty:

 

I'm glad that I was reading this thread last night and caught on to the knitting name change right away. I have found my needles and I am ready to get to start knitting my sweater.....although that corking tool did look rather interesting. Maybe I will take up corking instead. Does that make us Corkers? :blink:

I prefer being a corker. I have a thing for sticks and holes. :mf_rosetinted:

 

Jee, the last time I played golf was in New Zealand, 2001... I should pick it up again. :blink:

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Hahah, I must admit, you guys fooled me with this knitting title...

 

Btw, great quotes compulation, violet_sky! Who drew the mask-art?

 

--Jack

 

I'm glad you like it :biggrin2: Actually I was a slightly concerned about certain parts of it but then I couldn't resist :naughty: - and I did it for Queenie with her w**p ...:roftl:

 

Oh and the mask drawing, that was me :blush-anim-cl:

 

 

 

 

 

a very thaughtfull young lady just showed me this

 

f_mm_33a7c63.png

 

 

my question:

is this a before,during or after picture? :lmao:

 

I'm tempted to say that it might possibly be a 'before-to-during situation' :mf_rosetinted:

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knitters,I have found theese nice little pictures I wanted to share,for analyzis :lol3:

 

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I dunno who the genius was that filmed the close-up but we thank him/her :biggrin2:

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