Camille, you weren't the only one
Sui, you got two translations
Now that I've found my way back here , here's my long translation
Laurent Ruquier says :"Stevie: (guy with the blue tshirt) is a fan of yours I believe."
Stevie says 'There's no word to describe your album, it's pure genius, I've heard it fir the first time yesterday and I'm already addicted. And so fast!What's more you are cute ; he has everything.
Laurent Ruquier: He's flirting with you.
Stevie: I just think he's fantastic
Laurent Ruquier ; Yes, and he's alone in Paris. (laughts)
Stevie :Me too! The musics are so catchy. my fav is"In any other world"which is totally gorgeous; there isn't anything that's not good in that album.
The melodies are so filled with happiness.
Your sound is better than Madonna's.
Laurent Ruquier to Pierre Benichou 'This is not your cup of tea is it?"
Benichou (man with the grey suit)
"Well, I love it, I don't know well how to speak of music but it's got all the right notes (laughts) but it's packed with joy
It's fun, it's happy!"
Laurent Ruquier tells him he is lying because he wrote a different thing on the paper and he shows the paper all have written on before the show.
They have written:
"Top , I love, super, genius, and you "not that good"
That's because he's tall and you're afraid
You asked me what I thought about Shalabi (someone else) and you lie to everyone? Good thing I didn't know you during the war.
Laurent Ruquier to Mika : Isabelle Alonso says you are an incredible guy
Isabelle Alonzo to Mika :Pierre says you look like Michel Angelo's David, you remind of of my beloved nephews
Pierre Benichou : This is an aunt talking to you(laughs)
Laurent Ruquier 'Huey, Dewey and Mika"
Isabelle Alonzo to Mika "You enbody grace and gift because you are beautiful and because of what you do. Congratulations! A star is born. Go on like this. We don't see a true artist everyday, you have bewitched me."
Laurent Ruquier " You will be in Lyon on the 12th. Do you know how many albums you have sold in England?"
Mika 'A lot, it seems. last night i was told we had a platinium"
Enters Bonaldi (A guy who explains new trends in the show)
Benichou says "Mika, you wanted to become a star, now you have to cope with Bonaldi.
Bonaldi asks Mika if he knows about the bar codes, then he talks about the tags and how you can use them in daily life (for exemple to enter someone's name, address and phone number into your mobile phone)
Then Bonaldi shows a microwave oven and Laurent Ruquier makes a joke asking if the microwave is made of metal and Bonaldi says yes and he says because Mika is strong (fort in French) so the joke is formica (which is the same word in English)
Then Bonaldi tries to cook something in the microwave oven and the microwave oven reads the tag and cooks by itself.
Then Bonaldi shows a kilt with a tag and says if you like the person who wears it all you have to do is scan the tag and you can learn more about the person you're interested in , their address, internet site...whatever the person has agreed to share.
Laurent Ruquier says "sometimes the phone is wireless", meaning phonetically "you get screwed by the phone" (sorry it is very rude, but I'm translating *red*)
Benichou asks Bonaldi if the food is cooked and they all say good bye to Bonaldi.
Then Laurent Ruquier says to Mika
"You know we have a rule in this show when we have an international star coming here, and you are now an international star even if you speak English and we've had Lionel Richie, Paolo Nuttino ( you must know him), Will Smith"
When Laurent Ruquier says "Will Smith" with his huge French accent, Mika doesn't understand at first then he corrects him and makes fun of the way he says it.
Then Laurent Ruquier asks Mika how he should pronouce Will Smith and Mika tells him he says it perfectlly well but he's kidding. So he makes him repeat Will Smith and Laurent Ruquier repeats it.
Then Laurent Ruquier says they also had Moby as a guest in their show, but he makes a mistake and says Bobby instead, then one of the ladies says they had also Fred Mercury and he says: We asked all those stars if they knew a little French song and could sing for the French audience , a chorus will do, just so we hear the sound of your voice singing...I can tell you Lionel Richie sang "Alouette, gentille alouette" and Mika starts singing it then Laurent Ruquier asks Mika to sing something else as everyone sings that.
Benichou says to Mika "As you speak French, maybe you could sing some Gainsbourg song?" and Mika sings a Françoise Hardy song instead "Tous les garçons et les filles de mon âge", and Mika sings well but gets a bit mixed up in the lyrics and Philippe Géluck says "and the thing in the whatever"
Laurent Ruquier concludes saying that Françoise hardy seems to be the British 's favprite French singer and Mika says yes and that he likes Joe Dassin , but it sounds like "Je Dessin" "I drawing" so they start with the Will Smith joke all over again.
Then Laurent Ruquier and Mika sing "Aux champs Elysées" together in French and at some point the lyrics mean "I felt like saying hi to anyone" and Mika sings Will Smith instead of anyone, so it goes like "i felt like saying hi to Will Smith"and Laurent Ruquier is cracked up!
Then they go on with the song and when it comes to the word "apprivoisé" (tame) , Mika doesn't say it perfectly right and Laurent Ruquier says "ok, we'll start with taming" and they smile.
Edited by crazyaboutmika, 08 August 2011 - 09:33 AM.