I freakin love this. I was casually hopping over a thread of Mika poems when I read it was founded by Babspanky!
(I wanna illustrate with my sweet paintings the adorable little book of poems you should give him.)
Here's me:
I borrowed some Mika: "Why not? Screw you!"
Why are they not happy of Mika like I do?
I merrily buy a pair of red braces
Braces not really been in fashion for ages
Well they kind of match the shoe
Since it's also red, yellow, green and blue
I love crappy jokes and people who's weird
No offence for fan club but wizard's pubic hair?
When I listen to Mika I know what is real
He sings it in such way it must be a deal
Sprinkle your poor life with honey and sugar
Dare and taste the same candy, it's vulgar