Mika's very secret diary

[vanessa]

Where is part 4 Ingie ?

[IngievV]

Where is part 4 Ingie ?

 

Give me a subject and I'll start on it.

[greta]

mmh...mika's holidays on space, orbitating in a tv satellite to escape from the madding mfcrs?!

[vanessa]

Give me a subject and I'll start on it.

 

Mika's life in Hollywood !

[MIKA_OBESSED]

Thanks to Elanorelle for the idea and to this site.

 

 

Day 1

Grace Kelly no. 1 in UK. Knew it all along. Nobody knows I'm GK's only son.

 

I'm fantastic

 

Day 2

Browsed around the web. Found the MFC.

 

I knew I was fantastic.

 

Day 3

Grace Kelly still going amazing, thanks mum.

 

Still fantastic.

 

Day 10

LICM is going great all around the world. No surprise.

 

Wow I'm so fantastic.

 

Day 11

MFC girls becoming more obsessed. Scares me.

 

They must think I'm fantastic.

 

Day 15

Heard some obsessed girls came to festivals. Cancelled them all. Told them I had ear infection, idiots.

 

Whaha I'm so fantastic.

 

Day 16

Perez wanted to touch my hair. Told him to f**k off. He's angry, whatever.

 

Geez I'm fantastic.

 

Day 17

I suspect Perez likes me. Got 356 mail from him apologising for touching my hair. Told him to f**k off again.

 

Day 25

Gosh, I think Patrick Wolf is more fantastic than me. He stole my braces. Thief.

 

Guess I'm fantastic.

 

Day 26

PW called me a tw*t. He's jealous because my performance at Somerset house was waaay better than his. I did cry a lot though. Mum made me cookies. Oh and I think Alan is crushing on me...he's kinda cute...but the hair...

 

Guess what? I'm fantastic!

 

Day 30

Perez keeps filing me under Gay Gay Gay. Told him to stop it or else I would cancel our date. He begged me not to. Send me flowers. I crashed his server anyways.

 

Day 35

Got this Birtday present from the MFC. Absolutely hated it. Gave Fortuné some money to type a message on MySpace. They're all so happy now.

 

I'm amazed by my fantasticness.

 

Day 36

PW apologised to me. Gave me very nice birthday present. We played monopoly in my basement. I won ofcourse. He then gave me a massage hmmm

 

He's so fantastic.

 

Day 40

Got a huge fight with PW. He totally raped Love Today. Made an awful remix. Pussy, he wasn't that good either. Hooked up with Perez and Alan again. Gosh I'm such a player.

 

Faaaantastic Me.

 

Day 41

Took a month off. Went to an island off the coast of Mexico with Perez. I found a really hot girlie there. Dumped Perez. He's angry again. I'm identity mad.

 

Day 42

Found out the girlie was really a morphed chicken. Grilled it. Went back to UK to shoot HE. It sucks, but it will be hit because I'm in it.

 

Fantastico

 

Day 50

Some Belgian woman tries to sue me. Biatch. Gonna throw a marshmellow to her head when I see her. Thinks she's just as fantastic as moi. Puh-leaze.

 

I'm the most fantastic one!

 

The rest of the diary hasn't been found yet, but we keep searching.

 

I love the one I put in bold!

That one made me LAUGH!

They all made me laugh!

[IngievV]

Mika's family reunion diary

 

Day 1

Mummy said we were gonna have a reunion with the family. I mean like wtf? Now I'm famous and hot, they all want something from me. I refused to come. Mum said if I didn't she would take away my tamagotchi. Crueeeel.

 

I'm so sweet.

 

Day 2

Packed my bags. Found out Fortuné stole my Chicken pajamas. I was very angry. Mum said I should grow up. I am f**king grown up. Geeez I'm 24!

 

I'm too sweet for this world.

 

Day 3

We all drove towards some park. Mummy and Daddy bought a new car. However they forgot that we're with 7 persons. I mean, that like didn't fit:

 

Don't ask me how, we did arrive there.

 

Mirror Mirror on the wall, I'm the sweetest one of all.

 

Day 4

Slept in this stinking hotel. Smelled like PW's feet. Woke up this morning with Fortuné hugging me. I was like, WTF and he was like, but there's a monster in the closet. I was like, no idiot monsters don't exist! So I opened the closet and who was there....right....Perez. I was like, what the hell and he was like, I missed you and I was like, go miss yourself.

 

Gosh I'm sweet.

 

Day 7

Met all my family members. Geez, I have so many relatives, I mean like, if we'd live in Disneyland it would be like overcrowded. Met this cousin of mine, he called himself Bobo, I was like, wtf and he told me he loved the album. I told him to like tell me something I didn't know. He ran off crying then his dad Bilbo grabbed my ear and like pulled me to my mum who forced me to drink cold tea. I was like, you want me dead! She got all angry. Had to sleep under a bridge.

 

 

Day 15

Perez' been popping up all the time. I told him this was a f**king PENNIMAN family reunion. He was like, well then I change my name to PENNIMAN. I was like, noo we're not married. Then he was like, getting on his knees and asked me to. I screamed and Bobo came over to see what was happening. Perez and him got into a fight over me. Whatever, I didn't join. I mean like, bruises are so uuuugly

 

I'm too sweet for my own good.

 

Day 17

Perez keeps walking after me like a puppy. Even at the Penniman dance contest he really wanted to join. Mum said he could. Yasmine thought he was cute so she dressed him up as a lollipop girl. He was better than me, I mean like WTF. GODDAMMIT! EVEN WHILE I'M WRITING THIS PEREZ CAN'T STOP POKING ME WITH THE F**KING LOLLIPOP.

 

I'll put the sweet in his *ss if he keeps going on.

 

Day 24

Auntie John wanted to sleep at our hotel. She said Uncle Marvin smelt funny. Asked her why her name was John. She got all emo telling me she was a man and changed gender blablabla. I was like, oooh I didn't know that. If I did I would have made some nasty comments about that earlier.

 

Gosh, sweet sugar candyman.

 

Day 26

We went to this castle. Perez wanted to come to. As Chew Chew this time. I told Yasmine he's not a f**king dress up doll, but all my sisters were like, aawww he's cute, let's give him nicknames. F**k it, I should be the center of attention. Asked Perez to play Harry Potter with me. He was like Dumbledore and I was like Snape. We went to this tower and I got this stick. I was really getting into my role and I was like, Avada Kedavra and he was like, dead. But I didn't know I could do magic! I guess my Hogwarts letter was a bit...delayed.

 

I'm supah sweet.

 

Day 27

Perez isn't dead. Gosh, He just popped up once AGAIN. AAARG. Called Pattie. He came over. But PW fell in love with my other cousin Radzimierz. Everyone like, ignored me. I was like, whatever, but got all emo again and Uncle Martini gave me like a big hug. Now...my back's broken...

 

Day 34

I've been in the hospital now for one week. I'm getting better. There's like this nurse called Chilli Concarne. I mean like, yeah. My entire family came by. I won the prize for: Penniman Family Reunion's biggest loser. I was like, emotionally touched. I'm gonna dedicate an album to this. Hell yeah. PW and Radzimierz came by. They're like, getting married. I cried. Perez cried too. His tears made my sheets all dirty. He thought I was going to die. I wish I was on that moment.

 

Tsss....don't make me out to be, this sweet child of Perezito....

 

Day 40

Finally out of hospital. Went to PW's and cousin R's wedding. Very beautiful. PW was wearing a beautiful white dress. And f**king braces. I told him it was like a bad combination, but he was all fussy about it. Still miss him though. Sang Mariah Carey's We belong together but then Rad got all angry... Whatever, I'm hot and sweet.

 

Day 41

Finally back home. Good to sleep in my own bed. Cried because of PW. Got a call, they're expecting a baby. Don't ask me how they did it, but PW is pregnant! So, Mum just read me Bambi once again to make me forget about it. Sniffel...I think I will cry myself to sleep now

[Mary]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

 

OMG! Pure genius, IngievV!!

[greta]

Mika's family reunion diary

 

Day 1

Mummy said we were gonna have a reunion with the family. I mean like wtf? Now I'm famous and hot, they all want something from me. I refused to come. Mum said if I didn't she would take away my tamagotchi. Crueeeel.

 

I'm so sweet.

 

Day 2

Packed my bags. Found out Fortuné stole my Chicken pajamas. I was very angry. Mum said I should grow up. I am f**king grown up. Geeez I'm 24!

 

I'm too sweet for this world.

 

Day 3

We all drove towards some park. Mummy and Daddy bought a new car. However they forgot that we're with 7 persons. I mean, that like didn't fit:

 

Don't ask me how, we did arrive there.

 

Mirror Mirror on the wall, I'm the sweetest one of all.

 

Day 4

Slept in this stinking hotel. Smelled like PW's feet. Woke up this morning with Fortuné hugging me. I was like, WTF and he was like, but there's a monster in the closet. I was like, no idiot monsters don't exist! So I opened the closet and who was there....right....Perez. I was like, what the hell and he was like, I missed you and I was like, go miss yourself.

 

Gosh I'm sweet.

 

Day 7

Met all my family members. Geez, I have so many relatives, I mean like, if we'd live in Disneyland it would be like overcrowded. Met this cousin of mine, he called himself Bobo, I was like, wtf and he told me he loved the album. I told him to like tell me something I didn't know. He ran off crying then his dad Bilbo grabbed my ear and like pulled me to my mum who forced me to drink cold tea. I was like, you want me dead! She got all angry. Had to sleep under a bridge.

 

 

Day 15

Perez' been popping up all the time. I told him this was a f**king PENNIMAN family reunion. He was like, well then I change my name to PENNIMAN. I was like, noo we're not married. Then he was like, getting on his knees and asked me to. I screamed and Bobo came over to see what was happening. Perez and him got into a fight over me. Whatever, I didn't join. I mean like, bruises are so uuuugly

 

I'm too sweet for my own good.

 

Day 17

Perez keeps walking after me like a puppy. Even at the Penniman dance contest he really wanted to join. Mum said he could. Yasmine thought he was cute so she dressed him up as a lollipop girl. He was better than me, I mean like WTF. GODDAMMIT! EVEN WHILE I'M WRITING THIS PEREZ CAN'T STOP POKING ME WITH THE F**KING LOLLIPOP.

 

I'll put the sweet in his *ss if he keeps going on.

 

Day 24

Auntie John wanted to sleep at our hotel. She said Uncle Marvin smelt funny. Asked her why her name was John. She got all emo telling me she was a man and changed gender blablabla. I was like, oooh I didn't know that. If I did I would have made some nasty comments about that earlier.

 

Gosh, sweet sugar candyman.

 

Day 26

We went to this castle. Perez wanted to come to. As Chew Chew this time. I told Yasmine he's not a f**king dress up doll, but all my sisters were like, aawww he's cute, let's give him nicknames. F**k it, I should be the center of attention. Asked Perez to play Harry Potter with me. He was like Dumbledore and I was like Snape. We went to this tower and I got this stick. I was really getting into my role and I was like, Avada Kedavra and he was like, dead. But I didn't know I could do magic! I guess my Hogwarts letter was a bit...delayed.

 

I'm supah sweet.

 

Day 27

Perez isn't dead. Gosh, He just popped up once AGAIN. AAARG. Called Pattie. He came over. But PW fell in love with my other cousin Radzimierz. Everyone like, ignored me. I was like, whatever, but got all emo again and Uncle Martini gave me like a big hug. Now...my back's broken...

 

Day 34

I've been in the hospital now for one week. I'm getting better. There's like this nurse called Chilli Concarne. I mean like, yeah. My entire family came by. I won the prize for: Penniman Family Reunion's biggest loser. I was like, emotionally touched. I'm gonna dedicate an album to this. Hell yeah. PW and Radzimierz came by. They're like, getting married. I cried. Perez cried too. His tears made my sheets all dirty. He thought I was going to die. I wish I was on that moment.

 

Tsss....don't make me out to be, this sweet child of Perezito....

 

Day 40

Finally out of hospital. Went to PW's and cousin R's wedding. Very beautiful. PW was wearing a beautiful white dress. And f**king braces. I told him it was like a bad combination, but he was all fussy about it. Still miss him though. Sang Mariah Carey's We belong together bu then Rad got all angry... Whatever, I'm hot and sweet.

 

Day 41

Finally back home. Good to sleep in my own bed. Cried because of PW. Got a call, they're expecting a baby. Don't ask me how they did it, but PW is pregnant! So, Mum just read me Bambi once again to make me forget about it. Sniffel...I think I will cry myself to sleep now

 

I CANNOT BREATH!! :roftl::roftl:

[IngievV]

I CANNOT BREATH!! :roftl::roftl:

 

BREATH BREATH! I don't want to be suspected of murder:shocked:

[vanessa]

Mika's family reunion diary

 

Day 1

Mummy said we were gonna have a reunion with the family. I mean like wtf? Now I'm famous and hot, they all want something from me. I refused to come. Mum said if I didn't she would take away my tamagotchi. Crueeeel.

 

I'm so sweet.

 

Day 2

Packed my bags. Found out Fortuné stole my Chicken pajamas. I was very angry. Mum said I should grow up. I am f**king grown up. Geeez I'm 24!

 

I'm too sweet for this world.

 

Day 3

We all drove towards some park. Mummy and Daddy bought a new car. However they forgot that we're with 7 persons. I mean, that like didn't fit:

 

Don't ask me how, we did arrive there.

 

Mirror Mirror on the wall, I'm the sweetest one of all.

 

Day 4

Slept in this stinking hotel. Smelled like PW's feet. Woke up this morning with Fortuné hugging me. I was like, WTF and he was like, but there's a monster in the closet. I was like, no idiot monsters don't exist! So I opened the closet and who was there....right....Perez. I was like, what the hell and he was like, I missed you and I was like, go miss yourself.

 

Gosh I'm sweet.

 

Day 7

Met all my family members. Geez, I have so many relatives, I mean like, if we'd live in Disneyland it would be like overcrowded. Met this cousin of mine, he called himself Bobo, I was like, wtf and he told me he loved the album. I told him to like tell me something I didn't know. He ran off crying then his dad Bilbo grabbed my ear and like pulled me to my mum who forced me to drink cold tea. I was like, you want me dead! She got all angry. Had to sleep under a bridge.

 

 

Day 15

Perez' been popping up all the time. I told him this was a f**king PENNIMAN family reunion. He was like, well then I change my name to PENNIMAN. I was like, noo we're not married. Then he was like, getting on his knees and asked me to. I screamed and Bobo came over to see what was happening. Perez and him got into a fight over me. Whatever, I didn't join. I mean like, bruises are so uuuugly

 

I'm too sweet for my own good.

 

Day 17

Perez keeps walking after me like a puppy. Even at the Penniman dance contest he really wanted to join. Mum said he could. Yasmine thought he was cute so she dressed him up as a lollipop girl. He was better than me, I mean like WTF. GODDAMMIT! EVEN WHILE I'M WRITING THIS PEREZ CAN'T STOP POKING ME WITH THE F**KING LOLLIPOP.

 

I'll put the sweet in his *ss if he keeps going on.

 

Day 24

Auntie John wanted to sleep at our hotel. She said Uncle Marvin smelt funny. Asked her why her name was John. She got all emo telling me she was a man and changed gender blablabla. I was like, oooh I didn't know that. If I did I would have made some nasty comments about that earlier.

 

Gosh, sweet sugar candyman.

 

Day 26

We went to this castle. Perez wanted to come to. As Chew Chew this time. I told Yasmine he's not a f**king dress up doll, but all my sisters were like, aawww he's cute, let's give him nicknames. F**k it, I should be the center of attention. Asked Perez to play Harry Potter with me. He was like Dumbledore and I was like Snape. We went to this tower and I got this stick. I was really getting into my role and I was like, Avada Kedavra and he was like, dead. But I didn't know I could do magic! I guess my Hogwarts letter was a bit...delayed.

 

I'm supah sweet.

 

Day 27

Perez isn't dead. Gosh, He just popped up once AGAIN. AAARG. Called Pattie. He came over. But PW fell in love with my other cousin Radzimierz. Everyone like, ignored me. I was like, whatever, but got all emo again and Uncle Martini gave me like a big hug. Now...my back's broken...

 

Day 34

I've been in the hospital now for one week. I'm getting better. There's like this nurse called Chilli Concarne. I mean like, yeah. My entire family came by. I won the prize for: Penniman Family Reunion's biggest loser. I was like, emotionally touched. I'm gonna dedicate an album to this. Hell yeah. PW and Radzimierz came by. They're like, getting married. I cried. Perez cried too. His tears made my sheets all dirty. He thought I was going to die. I wish I was on that moment.

 

Tsss....don't make me out to be, this sweet child of Perezito....

 

Day 40

Finally out of hospital. Went to PW's and cousin R's wedding. Very beautiful. PW was wearing a beautiful white dress. And f**king braces. I told him it was like a bad combination, but he was all fussy about it. Still miss him though. Sang Mariah Carey's We belong together but then Rad got all angry... Whatever, I'm hot and sweet.

 

Day 41

Finally back home. Good to sleep in my own bed. Cried because of PW. Got a call, they're expecting a baby. Don't ask me how they did it, but PW is pregnant! So, Mum just read me Bambi once again to make me forget about it. Sniffel...I think I will cry myself to sleep now

 

That's funny!

I like it:biggrin2:

you should write children books:mf_rosetinted:

[IngievV]

That's funny!

I like it:biggrin2:

you should write children books:mf_rosetinted:

 

Oh yeah, Children's books, with loads of f**k in it. Geez, I'm gonna be on the forbidden list faster than you can say Chilli Concarne

[Milou]

Hmm, children books might not be a VERY good idea:wink2:

[greta]

Oh yeah, Children's books, with loads of f**k in it. Geez, I'm gonna be on the forbidden list faster than you can say Chilli Concarne

 

NOOO DON't SaY It!!!! :roftl::roftl::roftl:

[Reni]

:roftl: :roftl:

Brilliant! :thumb_yello:

[sariflor]

Seriously, I think it's sick:naughty: But I can't find it on his MySpace:blink:

 

[edit] Already found it. Luckily, she thought it was hilarious

 

 

Who is 'she'?

Have you already changed Mika's gender officially then? :roftl:

[Hannah]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you are a freaking genius! I almost died. PW is pregnant!

[vanessa]

Oh yeah, Children's books, with loads of f**k in it. Geez, I'm gonna be on the forbidden list faster than you can say Chilli Concarne

 

Yeah !

Very nice!

[Clare]

This is still goooooooood.

 

I am thinking of doing my own diary as I said.

[xlindee]

Omg Ingie that was too funny:roftl:

More!

 

Omg and PW congratulations with your....pregnantie! :roftl:

[MIKA_OBESSED]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS,INGIEV!!

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!!

[MIKA_OBESSED]

Omg Ingie that was too funny:roftl:

More!

 

Omg and PW congratulations with your....pregnantie! :roftl:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Mirano]

IngievV, you´re a genius!

 

 

I can´t stop laughing!

[elanorelle]

INGIE!

 

your muse here.....

 

you amaze me each time!

 

lots of love...

Suzanne:)

[purplegrape]

Mika's family reunion diary

 

Day 1

Mummy said we were gonna have a reunion with the family. I mean like wtf? Now I'm famous and hot, they all want something from me. I refused to come. Mum said if I didn't she would take away my tamagotchi. Crueeeel.

 

I'm so sweet.

 

Day 2

Packed my bags. Found out Fortuné stole my Chicken pajamas. I was very angry. Mum said I should grow up. I am f**king grown up. Geeez I'm 24!

 

I'm too sweet for this world.

 

Day 3

We all drove towards some park. Mummy and Daddy bought a new car. However they forgot that we're with 7 persons. I mean, that like didn't fit:

 

Don't ask me how, we did arrive there.

 

Mirror Mirror on the wall, I'm the sweetest one of all.

 

Day 4

Slept in this stinking hotel. Smelled like PW's feet. Woke up this morning with Fortuné hugging me. I was like, WTF and he was like, but there's a monster in the closet. I was like, no idiot monsters don't exist! So I opened the closet and who was there....right....Perez. I was like, what the hell and he was like, I missed you and I was like, go miss yourself.

 

Gosh I'm sweet.

 

Day 7

Met all my family members. Geez, I have so many relatives, I mean like, if we'd live in Disneyland it would be like overcrowded. Met this cousin of mine, he called himself Bobo, I was like, wtf and he told me he loved the album. I told him to like tell me something I didn't know. He ran off crying then his dad Bilbo grabbed my ear and like pulled me to my mum who forced me to drink cold tea. I was like, you want me dead! She got all angry. Had to sleep under a bridge.

 

 

Day 15

Perez' been popping up all the time. I told him this was a f**king PENNIMAN family reunion. He was like, well then I change my name to PENNIMAN. I was like, noo we're not married. Then he was like, getting on his knees and asked me to. I screamed and Bobo came over to see what was happening. Perez and him got into a fight over me. Whatever, I didn't join. I mean like, bruises are so uuuugly

I'm too sweet for my own good.

 

Day 17

Perez keeps walking after me like a puppy. Even at the Penniman dance contest he really wanted to join. Mum said he could. Yasmine thought he was cute so she dressed him up as a lollipop girl. He was better than me, I mean like WTF. GODDAMMIT! EVEN WHILE I'M WRITING THIS PEREZ CAN'T STOP POKING ME WITH THE F**KING LOLLIPOP.

 

I'll put the sweet in his *ss if he keeps going on.

 

Day 24

Auntie John wanted to sleep at our hotel. She said Uncle Marvin smelt funny. Asked her why her name was John. She got all emo telling me she was a man and changed gender blablabla. I was like, oooh I didn't know that. If I did I would have made some nasty comments about that earlier.

 

Gosh, sweet sugar candyman.

 

Day 26

We went to this castle. Perez wanted to come to. As Chew Chew this time. I told Yasmine he's not a f**king dress up doll, but all my sisters were like, aawww he's cute, let's give him nicknames. F**k it, I should be the center of attention. Asked Perez to play Harry Potter with me. He was like Dumbledore and I was like Snape. We went to this tower and I got this stick. I was really getting into my role and I was like, Avada Kedavra and he was like, dead. But I didn't know I could do magic! I guess my Hogwarts letter was a bit...delayed.

I'm supah sweet.

 

Day 27

Perez isn't dead. Gosh, He just popped up once AGAIN. AAARG. Called Pattie. He came over. But PW fell in love with my other cousin Radzimierz. Everyone like, ignored me. I was like, whatever, but got all emo again and Uncle Martini gave me like a big hug. Now...my back's broken...

 

Day 34

I've been in the hospital now for one week. I'm getting better. There's like this nurse called Chilli Concarne. I mean like, yeah. My entire family came by. I won the prize for: Penniman Family Reunion's biggest loser. I was like, emotionally touched. I'm gonna dedicate an album to this. Hell yeah. PW and Radzimierz came by. They're like, getting married. I cried. Perez cried too. His tears made my sheets all dirty. He thought I was going to die. I wish I was on that moment.

 

Tsss....don't make me out to be, this sweet child of Perezito....

 

Day 40

Finally out of hospital. Went to PW's and cousin R's wedding. Very beautiful. PW was wearing a beautiful white dress. And f**king braces. I told him it was like a bad combination, but he was all fussy about it. Still miss him though. Sang Mariah Carey's We belong together but then Rad got all angry... Whatever, I'm hot and sweet.

 

Day 41

Finally back home. Good to sleep in my own bed. Cried because of PW. Got a call, they're expecting a baby. Don't ask me how they did it, but PW is pregnant! So, Mum just read me Bambi once again to make me forget about it. Sniffel...I think I will cry myself to sleep now

 

:lmao:

OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOCKED ME OFF MY CHAIR AGAIN!!!!:lmao:0

OMG!!!! I CANT BREATH!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE YOU INGIE!!!!

IM STILL LAUGHING!!!! AHAHAHA, ITS SO GREAT:lmao:

[stien]

I was like, what the hell and he was like, I missed you and I was like, go miss yourself.

 

Ok, I give up, this is too much :roftl: