IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Ah, IngievV, you kinda hot too! Maybe one day we would start a appreciaton-thread about you! I wouldn't mind, can't wait to see all my admirers:naughty: Anyways, want more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Ally Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I wouldn't mind, can't wait to see all my admirers:naughty: Anyways, want more? Oh yes, yes, please! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon-to-bemrs.penniman Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I wouldn't mind, can't wait to see all my admirers:naughty: Anyways, want more? do you have to ask??! OF COURSE!! EDIT: please and thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 :lmao:ahahahahaha!!!!!! i just read the whole thing its the best ever:lmao: i love you IngievV:lmao: omg, moremoremoremoremoremore!!!! :lmao:my mom came in while i was reading it and thought i was nuts, i literally fell off my chair laughing!!!! omg, yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Mika's official Settlers of Catan World Championship camp Diary Day 1 Arrived at the camp. I'm the sexiest. Wait, seen a very hot JT look-a-like. Maybe a little sexier than me. Day 2 Beat the JT look-a-like. He had to cry. Comforted him. Gave him some of my hair. He said he loved me. I said I loved me too. I'm sexy. Day 6 My ass got wiped by Fortuné. Damn he beated me at MY game! I'm out of the competition. Wtf? Ran away crying. Don't tell anyone. They may think I'ma pussy. Ran in the forest, looked over my shoulder, lost my way. I'm sexy and lost. Day 13 Still lost in forest. Been eating grass. Kinda tasty. Think I'm gonna become a vegetarian. Though the ants are de-li-cious too. Gosh I'm sexy when I'm lost. Day 18 I'm friends with a deer now. Reminds me of Bambie. Called him Bambo. Miss my mum though. Gosh Bambo keeps staring at me. It wants me, I can tell. Told it that ain't a good idea. Don't want a MJ reputation. Whatever. Day 19 Bambo ran out on me. Biatch. I can do it alone! Found a house made of candy. Ate some. Weird woman asked who was nibbling there. Told her I was Mika. She didn't know me. What'ev. Saw a cute guy in a cage though. Was kinda fat so I said Big Boy you are beautiful. Still the sexiest. Day 20 Weird woman locked me up in a cage next to big boy. Been trying to feed me loads of calories. I was like: No way woman, I'm on a diet! She got all angry. Bambo saved me when she got me out of my cage and tried to put me in the oven. I'm hot enough already woman! Day 23 Bambo and I've been wandering all day. Found another house. 7 little people dragged me in. No animals allowed though. Poor Bambo, I started to think it was hot. Day 26 Dwarfs keep singing this stupid song: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho It's home from work we go Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho And they don't stop. AAARG! Tried to teach 'em Lollipop. They said it sucked, I told 'em to suck hard on their Lollipop. whatever. Day 27 Dwarfs treat me like a goddamn slave. Have to clean their house, rub their feet, cook their dinner. I can't even cook! Hellloooo I have people for that! (Hi Mum!). I want to escape. I'm too sexy for an apron. F**k it! I broke a nail too! Day 28 Sneaked out of the house. Another weird woman appeared. Waved her stick and I was in a dress. Pushed me in a pumpkin and made me go to a masquerade. Damn, those shoes were f**king too small! Met a wonderful prince. Though he was too affective then kissed with a Cinderella woman. Threw a shoe at him. Poked him in the eye. Ran away. He's searching me now. Bastard. Day 35 Prince is still searching for me. I nicked his white horse. Called it Humpfrey. It's hot. Was best man at Shrek's and Fiona's wedding. Though Shrek's weird. And smelly. Fell in love with a donkey. Sorry Hump. Day 40 Had to leave Donkey behind. I cried again. Finally got back at the camp. Fortuné won the championship. Whatever. Nobody missed me. Said they didn't even noticed I was gone. Told them I was still the sexiest. JT look-a-like proposed to me. I said he could kiss my donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessa Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Day 1 Arrived at the camp. I'm the sexiest. Wait, seen a very hot JT look-a-like. Maybe a little sexier than me. Day 2 Beat the JT look-a-like. He had to cry. Comforted him. Gave him some of my hair. He said he loved me. I said I loved me too. I'm sexy. Day 6 My ass got wiped by Fortuné. Damn he beated me at MY game! I'm out of the competition. Wtf? Ran away crying. Don't tell anyone. They may think I'ma pussy. Ran in the forest, looked over my shoulder, lost my way. I'm sexy and lost. Day 13 Still lost in forest. Been eating grass. Kinda tasty. Think I'm gonna become a vegetarian. Though the ants are de-li-cious too. Gosh I'm sexy when I'm lost. Day 18 I'm friends with a deer now. Reminds me of Bambie. Called him Bambo. Miss my mum though. Gosh Bambo keeps staring at me. It wants me, I can tell. Told it that ain't a good idea. Don't want a MJ reputation. Whatever. Day 19 Bambo ran out on me. Biatch. I can do it alone! Found a house made of candy. Ate some. Weird woman asked who was nibbling there. Told her I was Mika. She didn't know me. What'ev. Saw a cute guy in a cage though. Was kinda fat so I said Big Boy you are beautiful. Still the sexiest. Day 20 Weird woman locked me up in a cage next to big boy. Been trying to feed me loads of calories. I was like: No way woman, I'm on a diet! She got all angry. Bambo saved me when she got me out of my cage and tried to put me in the oven. I'm hot enough already woman! Day 23 Bambo and I've been wandering all day. Found another house. 7 little people dragged me in. No animals allowed though. Poor Bambo, I started to think it was hot. Day 26 Dwarfs keep singing this stupid song: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho It's home from work we go Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho And they don't stop. AAARG! Tried to teach 'em Lollipop. They said it sucked, I told 'em to suck hard on their Lollipop. whatever. Day 27 Dwarfs treat me like a goddamn slave. Have to clean their house, rub their feet, cook their dinner. I can't even cook! Hellloooo I have people for that! (Hi Mum!). I want to escape. I'm too sexy for an apron. F**k it! I broke a nail too! Day 28 Sneaked out of the house. Another weird woman appeared. Waved her stick and I was in a dress. Pushed me in a pumpkin and made me go to a masquerade. Damn, those shoes were f**king too small! Met a wonderful prince. Though he was too affective then kissed with a Cinderella woman. Threw a shoe at him. Poked him in the eye. Ran away. He's searching me now. Bastard. Day 35 Prince is still searching for me. I nicked his white horse. Called it Humpfrey. It's hot. Was best man at Shrek's and Fiona's wedding. Though Shrek's weird. And smelly. Fell in love with a donkey. Sorry Hump. Day 40 Had to leave Donkey behind. I cried again. Finally got back at the camp. Fortuné won the championship. Whatever. Nobody missed me. Said they didn't even noticed I was gone. Told them I was still the sexiest. JT look-a-like proposed to me. I said he could kiss my donkey. Ingie are you drunk these days ? :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Gosh, stealing diaries really makes me have to go to the toilet:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Ingie are you drunk these days ? :naughty: I think so:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessa Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I think so:roftl: Oh dear !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 HAHAHAHAH, wtf Ingie. I love his grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me-Mi-Ka Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 :lmao: :lmfoa: This is so funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 my favourite parts!!!! Mika's official Settlers of Catan World Championship camp Diary Day 6 My ass got wiped by Fortuné. Damn he beated me at MY game! I'm out of the competition. Wtf? Ran away crying. Don't tell anyone. They may think I'ma pussy. Ran in the forest, looked over my shoulder, lost my way. I'm sexy and lost. Day 13 Gosh I'm sexy when I'm lost. Day 18 I'm friends with a deer now. Reminds me of Bambie. Called him Bambo. Miss my mum though. Gosh Bambo keeps staring at me. It wants me, I can tell. Told it that ain't a good idea. Don't want a MJ reputation. Whatever. Day 19 Bambo ran out on me. Biatch. I can do it alone! Found a house made of candy. Ate some. Weird woman asked who was nibbling there. Told her I was Mika. She didn't know me. What'ev. Saw a cute guy in a cage though. Was kinda fat so I said Big Boy you are beautiful. Still the sexiest. Day 20 Bambo saved me when she got me out of my cage and tried to put me in the oven. I'm hot enough already woman! Day 27 (Hi Mum!). I want to escape. I'm too sexy for an apron. F**k it! I broke a nail too! Day 28 Threw a shoe at him. Poked him in the eye. Ran away. He's searching me now. Bastard. you are amazing!!!! marry me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Oh, my God, IngievV. I am laughing so hard I can't breathe. I love the Bambo thing. HAHAHAHAHA. "It reminds me of Bambi." "It wants me." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_daisy Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAH! OMG! I CAN'T BREATHE! hahahaha I've just read the whole thing and I have to say you are a genius, IngievV! I'm your number one fan! Pleeease, come to Argentina! (and bring along whatever you've been drinking... I want it too!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindemfc Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 LOL i printed it 'nd i will put it in my mikabook! Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Ingie, really. YOU ROCK! :punk: I fell almost of my chair from laughing :roftl: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 OMG:shocked: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao: That was freaking funny! Again! Oow i want more! Give me more:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Poor Ingie, this will end up being like the Harry Potter books, everyone demanding more, and her trying desperately to keep up with the demand and churn them out non-stop!! But I also want more! This has made me laugh sooo much my stomach hurts, it's unbelievably funny!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! Please!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 I think I'm on drugs or something, no really:blink: And I'm thinking, Chillax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Go, IngievV! :roftl: You're the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 I'm still waiting for that appreciation thread haha:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindemfc Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I'm still waiting for that appreciation thread haha:roftl: continue with everything you are doing at the mfc 'nd you'll get one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 continue with everything you are doing at the mfc 'nd you'll get one! I will, I'm not done yet:mf_rosetinted: I will even have my own gang! The Ingiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_daisy Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Poor Ingie, this will end up being like the Harry Potter books, everyone demanding more, and her trying desperately to keep up with the demand and churn them out non-stop!! YES! Maybe she already has the whole series written and hides it in a cupboard until she sees fit to publish it in here! If you started selling the diary, you'd be rich, IngievV! Think of all the possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessa Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I will, I'm not done yet:mf_rosetinted: I will even have my own gang! The Ingiers! Can I enjoy you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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