Grace Ally Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 LOL it's so funny! :roftl: I want more, I want more! Great job . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiteKat Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Ingie! You are a wonderful detective! Simply Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA_OBESSED Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 MIKA'S SO FANTASTIC! This is soooooo funny! But is he really gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika_forever Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 This is fantastic!!! I want more:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRORLFLFLLFFLFL.  I seriously laughed so hard I could barely breathe. Especially the entries about his ear infection, and the one about giving Fortuné money to write a bulletin. ROFL, I'm going to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Offical just nicked vacation Diary  Day 1 Some biatch stole my diary. I mean like, what the hell. I hope this one won't be stolen, otherwise they'll know my curls are fake.  I'm hot  Day 2 Perez picked me up with his bike. I included a picture because it was absolutely a joke.   Anyways, after 2 weeks we fiiinally reached the airport.  Still hot.  Day 6 Hola, Me Jamo Mika, Been in Mexico (Or Mehico as some say) for a few days. Very hot here, not as hot as me though. Perez got sunburnt. Looks like lobster. Still he's not as hot as moi.  Day 7 Perez' been getting on my nerves. He wanted to adopt a Chihuahua as a sign of our love. I refused. Got many different lovers all around the world. Can't settle down now. That reminds me of this waiter, man he was staring at my cross all the time...  Must think I'm hot.  Day 13 Ate some oysters with this very hot chico. But then Perez walked in and started screaming and crying, calling me a meanie. Seriously. So I pulled him back to our apartment and dyed my hair blue to satisfy him.  Gosh Blue looks so hot on me.  Day 15 Perrie and I swam in the sea. Huge shark attacked. Must've thought Perez was a seal. Told him splashing around making weird noises was a bad idea but he found it very exciting to do. Well, it's obvious I'm hotter than him right now...  Day 20 Went on this boattrip with Perez. Saw this really hot girlie. Geez, thought I was gay. I 'accidentally' pushed Perez off the boat and went to broomcupboard with girl. Played scrabble there. I won. Wiped her off the bord with Stinkingness learned that from PW  Gosh she thinks I'm hot.  Day 23 Still no sign of Perez. Must be playing with jellies. Seen the girlie a lot. She was brave enough to say that I'm hot. Gotta agree. Still I'm identity mad. Gotta go back home though. Put the girlie in my suitcase.  Bye hot Mexico  Day 24 Shooted Happy Ending. They suggested me to fly or something. I was like f**k the duck I'm not gonna fly. So they put me on drugs and I did it. Sucks though, but I'm still hot.  Day 25 Read that MFC was having problems. The f**king losers. I did it anyways F**k them. Luckily they don't know I'm Lookovermyshoulder and I crashed the servers. Biatches.  Day 30 Went to the zoo with Alan. If he wasn't married I would so play Risk with him. Said he liked my hair. I suspect him of wanting to shave my hair off and paste it on his own head. very careful around him now...  Day 35 This woman wants to sue me. Called me a name thief. I'm like, what the hell? Saw a picture of her. I mean, geez, it's like someone dropped a bomb on her head, look at the haircut! Anyways, I'm gonna get real nasty here. I'll stuff her mouth full of marshmellows and force her to say Chubby Bunny.  Day 40 My holiday's almost ending, f**k. Mikey called me saying that I'm hot. I knew that. He cried when I said I thought Luke was hotter than him. He said Cupid brought us together.Whatever. F**k Cupid, I'm hot. Oh damn, Mum's coming, sleepy time. She's going to read me Bambi, yah. Can't write in you for long while now. Going with Fortuné to a Settlers of Catan camp. Gonna be loads of fun. I'm hot.   Thanks for reading this, costed me loads of efforts to get this diary. Don't forget to validate your parking and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry he said f**k so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 I love you Ingie! You never fail to make me smile - or after this one literally roll on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sesil17aa Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 :shocked: ............. You know, this could really get legendary... :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 :shocked: .............You know, this could really get legendary... :roftl: Â I am a legend....*Blinks* riiight. *Gets back in closet again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Offical just nicked vacation Diary Day 1 Some biatch stole my diary. I mean like, what the hell. I hope this one won't be stolen, otherwise they'll know my curls are fake.  I'm hot  Day 2 Perez picked me up with his bike. I included a picture because it was absolutely a joke.   Anyways, after 2 weeks we fiiinally reached the airport.  Still hot.  Day 6 Hola, Me Jamo Mika, Been in Mexico (Or Mehico as some say) for a few days. Very hot here, not as hot as me though. Perez got sunburnt. Looks like lobster. Still he's not as hot as moi.  Day 7 Perez' been getting on my nerves. He wanted to adopt a Chihuahua as a sign of our love. I refused. Got many different lovers all around the world. Can't settle down now. That reminds me of this waiter, man he was staring at my cross all the time...  Must think I'm hot.  Day 13 Ate some oysters with this very hot chico. But then Perez walked in and started screaming and crying, calling me a meanie. Seriously. So I pulled him back to our apartment and dyed my hair blue to satisfy him.  Gosh Blue looks so hot on me.  Day 15 Perrie and I swam in the sea. Huge shark attacked. Must've thought Perez was a seal. Told him splashing around making weird noises was a bad idea but he found it very exciting to do. Well, it's obvious I'm hotter than him right now...  Day 20 Went on this boattrip with Perez. Saw this really hot girlie. Geez, thought I was gay. I 'accidentally' pushed Perez off the boat and went to broomcupboard with girl. Played scrabble there. I won. Wiped her off the bord with Stinkingness learned that from PW  Gosh she thinks I'm hot.  Day 23 Still no sign of Perez. Must be playing with jellies. Seen the girlie a lot. She was brave enough to say that I'm hot. Gotta agree. Still I'm identity mad. Gotta go back home though. Put the girlie in my suitcase.  Bye hot Mexico  Day 24 Shooted Happy Ending. They suggested me to fly or something. I was like f**k the duck I'm not gonna fly. So they put me on drugs and I did it. Sucks though, but I'm still hot.  Day 25 Read that MFC was having problems. The f**king losers. I did it anyways F**k them. Luckily they don't know I'm Lookovermyshoulder and I crashed the servers. Biatches.  Day 30 Went to the zoo with Alan. If he wasn't married I would so play Risk with him. Said he liked my hair. I suspect him of wanting to shave my hair off and paste it on his own head. very careful around him now...  Day 35 This woman wants to sue me. Called me a name thief. I'm like, what the hell? Saw a picture of her. I mean, geez, it's like someone dropped a bomb on her head, look at the haircut! Anyways, I'm gonna get real nasty here. I'll stuff her mouth full of marshmellows and force her to say Chubby Bunny.  Day 40 My holiday's almost ending, f**k. Mikey called me saying that I'm hot. I knew that. He cried when I said I thought Luke was hotter than him. He said Cupid brought us together.Whatever. F**k Cupid, I'm hot. Oh damn, Mum's coming, sleepy time. She's going to read me Bambi, yah. Can't write in you for long while now. Going with Fortuné to a Settlers of Catan camp. Gonna be loads of fun. I'm hot.   Thanks for reading this, costed me loads of efforts to get this diary. Don't forget to validate your parking and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry he said f**k so much.  :roftl: see....... you have to be VERY carfull with the cute looking guys:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sesil17aa Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Forgot to say - Reni, could you tell me where's your signature pic from, pretty please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnFa Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Nice! Loved the seal thing. Poor Perez tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiteKat Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Is there part 3 Ingie? .....nightmares of "blue locked" M-onster holding a chiwawa will haunt me this night....like haunt me in fact hear M saying "like" gotta be the worst of nightmares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Is there part 3 Ingie?.....nightmares of "blue locked" M-onster holding a chiwawa will haunt me this night....like haunt me in fact hear M saying "like" gotta be the worst of nightmares  Oh yeah oh yeah, I'll risk my life again fighting against evil Yorkshire terriers and penguins to get part 3...whatevah:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 :roftl: see....... you have to be VERY carfull with the cute looking guys:mf_rosetinted: Â i luv that sugar thing in your siggy! HAHA reminds me of me. Anywho yeah nice diary i luv the chubby bunny thing...the neve of that woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 I wonder what Mika's face will be like if he reads this:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 i luv that sugar thing in your siggy! HAHA reminds me of me. Anywho yeah nice diary i luv the chubby bunny thing...the neve of that woman  thanks I love your siggy too what would he be thinking on that moment? something like=> looking in his wife cleavage? yeah right, I saw him looking at my cross 5 seconds ago God, I'm so hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sesil17aa Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 I wonder what Mika's face will be like if he reads this:naughty: Maybe he'll think Some biatch stole my diary. I mean like, what the hell. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Maybe he'll think    Whahaaha:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 he's probably like, "and i thoguht i was crazy. Are they mocking me?" lol...thanks sky! Yeah "mika was looking down my wife's cleavage," i almost ped myself at that part, so funny, mika why'd you do it when he was watching? jeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Finally got my hand on the 'Settlers of Catan camp' diary:punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 I will post it tomorrow though, I'm off to Mexico right now:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 wth is going on here, HOW COULD YOU steal Mika's private diary and...and post it's contents on here, this could RUIN him what were you thinking of, I'm going to go to his myspace and leave him a message right away and tell him it was you, I hope you feel ashamed and go to the confessional booth right away and repent and beg forgiveness, I am horrified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 wth is going on here, HOW COULD YOU steal Mika's private diary and...and post it's contents on here, this could RUIN him what were you thinking of, I'm going to go to his myspace and leave him a message right away and tell him it was you, I hope you feel ashamed and go to the confessional booth right away and repent and beg forgiveness, I am horrified! Â Good for you, we all love the juice of his personal life:naughty: Tell him it was me, I'm not afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKateisaKate Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Pointlessly DELICIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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