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You dance the way like you behave in bed...


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Today I heard this Dutch song on the radio, it is about the way people dance: it is said that if you see how they dance you know how they behave in bed...

I immediatly thought of Mika.....sorry...:naughty:

 

 

Je danst zoals je in bed bent, zeggen ze

danst zoals je in bed bent, zeggen ze

Zou het zo zijn

Ik denk van wel

Zou het zo zijn

Ik ben bang van wel

D'r is een verband tussen sex en dansen,

denken ze

Ik maak me zorgen om Nederland

Soepele dansers zijn te tellen op een hand, ja

En al die mannen staan stokstijf langs de kant

Dat moet wat zijn, in het ledikant…

Je danst zoals je in bed bent, zeggen ze

danst zoals je in bed bent, zeggen ze

Zou het zo zijn

Ik denk van wel

Zou het zo zijn

Ik ben bang van wel

D'r is een verband tussen sex en dansen,

denken ze

En als je het zo bekijkt,

dan begrijp je ineens De Dijk:

"Mag het licht uit?"

Ai,ai,ai,ai,ai

En als je het zo bekijkt,

dan begrijp je ineens De Dijk:

"Mag het licht uit?"

Ai,ai,ai,ai,ai

En ik weet zelf niet beter dan de rest

ik kom ook niet uit een swingend nest, helaas

Die stramme Hollandse heupen zijn de pest

Recht op en neer

Gaat over het algemeen het best

Je danst zoals je in bed bent, zeggen ze

Je danst zoals je in bed bent, zeggen ze

Zou het zo zijn

Ik denk van wel

Zou het zo zijn

Ik ben bang van wel

D'r is een verband tussen sex en dansen,

denken ze

 

(selfmade translation, hopely understandable..)

 

You dance the way like you behave in bed

dance the way like you behave in bed

Would it be so

I think so

Would it be so

I am afraid so

There is a connection between sex and dancing

they think

I'm worried about The Netherlands

Smooth dancers can be counted on one hand

And all those man leaning stiff as a rod against the wall

That must be something, in the bedroom…

You dance the way like you behave in bed

dance the way like you behave in bed

Would it be so

I think so

Would it be so

I am afraid so

There is a connection between sex and dancing

they think

And if you look at it that way

then suddenly you understand De Dijk:

"Can I switch of the lights?"

Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai

And if you look at it that way

then suddenly you understand De Dijk:

"Can I switch of the lights?"

Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai

And I am no better then the rest

I am not from a smooth swinging nest, unfortunately

Those stiff Dutch hips are the worst

Straight up and down

Is mostly the best

You dance the way like you behave in bed

You dance the way like you behave in bed

Would it be so

I think so

Would it be so

I am afraid so

There is a connection between sex and dancing

they think

 

Here is the Youtube-link for the song:

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Well you know what Mika says about his dancing...

 

"It might not look very nice but it comes from the heart."

 

:wub2:

 

Hmm.. that sounds disturbing..:blink:

 

I'd like to have it nice in bed..:naughty:

 

 

Okay.. time to leave already...:fisch:

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Well you know what Mika says about his dancing...

 

"It might not look very nice but it comes from the heart."

 

:wub2:

 

ROFL :roftl: :roftl:

 

 

well, ive done several types of dancing since i was four, and ive won competitions and performed in shows, so i guess im a grade higher than "mediocre". Guess I can perform a few things in bed :roftl: Mika, where are you? :roll1:

 

 

oh wait, no. I respect Mika :mf_rosetinted:

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lol could you imagine after

 

you: mika, you move weird. im breaking up with you.

mika: im sorry chicken for you is not like any other, but it comes from the heart. i cannot do anything but be myself.

you: have i told you lately that i love you? :wub2:

mika: i thought you were breaking up with me?

you: i changed my mind.

mika: fancy having chicken again?

you: ...no i'd rather not.

mika: :tears:

you: but you get an A for effort.

mika: :biggrin2:

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lol could you imagine after

 

you: mika, you move weird. im breaking up with you.

mika: im sorry chicken for you is not like any other, but it comes from the heart. i cannot do anything but be myself.

you: have i told you lately that i love you? :wub2:

mika: i thought you were breaking up with me?

you: i changed my mind.

mika: fancy having chicken again?

you: ...no i'd rather not.

mika: :tears:

you: but you get an A for effort.

mika: :biggrin2:

 

:lmfao::lmao::lmfao:

 

Yeah.. exactly like that..:blink:

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ha, I was just watching that programme, it used to be called grumpy old men, but they have women in it too now

anyway,

they were talking about romance, and one lady said taht

"you can always tell who's good in bed from how they dance"

jsut thought I'd say...

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ha, I was just watching that programme, it used to be called grumpy old men, but they have women in it too now

anyway,

they were talking about romance, and one lady said taht

"you can always tell who's good in bed from how they dance"

jsut thought I'd say...

 

Talking about coincidence....

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