hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 And the story book + pix is a brilliant idea:cool: I luv the added characters! look a squirrel! aw cute squirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
level28 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Cazy our last script was hilarious I wanted to quote my favourite parts but in fact I couldn't remove anything It's great! It really helps waiting for officialness Jerry should hire you:wink2: What a beautiful squirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Another cracking script Caz :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Cazy our last script was hilarious I wanted to quote my favourite parts but in fact I couldn't remove anything It's great! It really helps waiting for officialness Jerry should hire you:wink2: What a beautiful squirrel there are a lot of those cute lil creatures in Kensington Park Squirrell is on the top of my fav animals chart together with Cat Crocodile and Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 We have lots of red squirrels here - they are smaller than the grey squirrel, and they are cute. We even have road signs that say "Slow - squirrels"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 ROFL @ page 28 xDDDD you guys crack me up, seriously! especially that squirrel you posted Greta lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Have only just caught up with this today.... Caz you're a genius... Keep them coming .... cos' I'm loving them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 ROFL @ page 28 xDDDD you guys crack me up, seriously! especially that squirrel you posted Greta lmao!! and guess who's crack us up OMFG this is seriously contagious... I was laughing so hard that my room mate came to check on me and I read some part to her and she wanna read it all she's not into Mika like we...but she leave the room with tears in her eyes...from laughing good job Caz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Have only just caught up with this today.... Caz you're a genius... Keep them coming .... cos' I'm loving them thank you! btw, all chapters are numbered now! yippee! and guess who's crack us up OMFG this is seriously contagious... I was laughing so hard that my room mate came to check on me and I read some part to her and she wanna read it all she's not into Mika like we...but she leave the room with tears in her eyes...from laughing good job Caz LMAO!!! Yaaaaaaay! btw - love the signature! xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 thank you! btw, all chapters are numbered now! yippee! LMAO!!! Yaaaaaaay! btw - love the signature! xDDD haha thx xD Ingie made it for me put that man to the script (larger part than before xD) and I'm gonna print it and post it on my walls btw...I'm gonna tell you a secret xD Martin is a Billy Brown xD => two kids, a dog and a cautionary wife?hmmmm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilacmandie Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 thanks Caz that was brilliant - could quote loads in it but it was all fab - very entertaining! off now to read some more! keep up the good work:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Freaka =) Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 hahaha OMFG caz you are the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Chapter 11 John is just saying goodbye to someone on the phone when Mika walks in, fiddling with his tamagotchi. Mika: Who was that? John: A modelling agency. Mika: I didn't know you were into posing, John. *pause* John: Mika....tell me, please. Who am I? Mika: *looks up from tamagotchi* well...you're John... John: Yes I know that, fool. But who do you think I am? Mika: ....You're just John... John: MIKA...What do I do for a living?? Mika: ...frown a lot? John: NO. Mika: Shout a lot? John: Yes but I don't get paid to do that. Mika: Order people about? John: You're on the right track. I'm your MANAGER. Repeat after me Mika, MAAANAAAGEEERRRR. Mika: Manaaag...eerrrr... John: Very good. Mika: Oh, I've forgotten how to spell Sydney. John: It doesn't matter. So anyway, I've just got off the phone to a modelling agency and they're interested. Mika: Get Andy to do it, he can pose naked on a gay magazine. John: That's sick. Mika: No it's not, plenty of people do it. John: Would you like to do it? Mika: Go on a gay magazine? Been there, done that. Got the front cover to prove it. John: No I mean...go naked. Mika: John: You know....strip. Mika: John how many times do I have to tell you that you're gay? John: I'M NOT GAAAAAY!!!!!! Mika: Then why do you want to see my naked??? Have you spied on me??? John: I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING. Mika: i bet you have, you paedo. John: THE MODELLING AGENCY IS INTERESTED, NOT MEEEE. Mika: JOHN! Why put me up for a porn agency???? I'm a MUSICIAN!!! I'm not straddling my piano!!! John: IT'S AN UNDERWEAR AGENCYYYY... Mika: I get my own custom boxers though. John: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE FROM GAP. Mika: .........they're not. John: They are, I've seen pictures on the MFC. Mika: You look at pictures of me in my underwear? John: Not consciously! I was checking out the thread to see if they were behaving - Mika: -The Mikagasmic Thread? You look in the Mikagasmic Thread?! John: Can we not talk about this anymore please. I'm about to be violently sick. John makes a dash out the room and rushes into the bathroom, leaving Mika standing there, tamagotchi in hand, skin drained of colour, his mouth hanging open and eyes open wide in shock. *** Mika is in the living room watching a boring TV Documentary, slouched on the armchair, resting one arm on the arm on the sofa, head resting on his hand. He looks completely zoned out and doesn't notice John walking into the room. John sits down next to him cautiously with a brochure. He clears his throat to get Mika's attention. Mika's head slowly turns to face him, but as he sees John next to him, he edges away a bit and is immediately tense. Mika: ... what? John: I want to talk to you. Mika: The last we talked Mr. John you reduced me to tears, but I promise you, it won't happen again. ...I'm not kidding by the way. John: ...Right. Anyway, the modelling agency sent me this brochure... Mika: I'm not interested. I'm not doing porn for anyone. John: It's not porn, it's art. Mika: Pfffft. John: Please, Mika, just have a look. Mika: *sighs heavily* fine. John: *opens the book* these are some of their pictures. Just men advertising brands of underwear. That's it. Mika: But none of them have hairy chests, I'll look like an animal next to all those men that look like they've just been born from their mothers. John: That's a very disturbing image. Mika: Sorry. John: besides, your fanclub love you just the way you are. Mika: Do you? John: ..........excuse me? Mika: Do you love me just the way I am? John: Is my input in this important? Mika: Yes. John: Are you just trying to make me look gay? Mika: *giggles* yes. John: Well it's not going to happen. Mika: Awww. John: NO. Now, pay attention. Mika: Oh look a squirrel... John: THAT F***KING SQUIRREL!!!!! Mika: Haha made you look. John: Shut up. Now, do you remember what amazing coverage David Beckham got when he did that underwear shoot? Mika: Yeah. Did you see the bulge in his underwear? That's where the squirrel put all his nuts. John: ......................You're very strange. Mika: I know. John: Anyway, so what do you think? Mika: Uhm....I don't know....I mean, I know I'm okay with going shirtless on stage but this is almost exposing everything... John: Why don't you just give it a go? Mika: ............... The next day, Mika is at the photoshoot wearing horrific, tight, white Y-fronts. It is freezing in the studio as they have the fan on, Mika's knees turn inwards to face eachother and his arms wrap around his slim frame. Director: Okay, where's the prop guy? Photographer: He's gone to get it now. Director: Excellent. Mika: Get what? Mika looks to his left, and two prop guys are wheeling in a grand piano. Mika: Oh you must be joking. Director: Now, Mike-ah. Mika: Meeka. Director: Yeah yeah yeah. What we want you to do is to lay on top of this piano on your side, your back leg behind your front leg and I want it bent, so the knee is facing towards the ceiling. Mika: That's a bit revealing... Director: It's an underwear shoot. If you want, we can photoshop so we can- Mika: *hands go to protect his area* There's nothing wrong with my size thank you very much!!! Direcor: ...Well I WAS going to say we could REDUCE the size, actually... Mika Oh haha *blush* Director: Okay everyone, let's go, go, go! Mika climbs on top of the piano, and lays on the piano as instructed. Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! Photographer: Can we have some more wind please? Director: Sure. HEY! FAN ON FULL POWER PLEASE!!! Mika: *the fan is really power and he yelps like a puppy as he is blown off the piano* Director: This might take all day... OH MY. They just keep getting better and better, don't they??? I can't believe how hard I laughed with this, specially with the apple pose and this one: John: THE MODELLING AGENCY IS INTERESTED, NOT MEEEE. Mika: JOHN! Why put me up for a porn agency???? I'm a MUSICIAN!!! I'm not straddling my piano!!! John: IT'S AN UNDERWEAR AGENCYYYY... Mika: I get my own custom boxers though. John: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE FROM GAP. Mika: .........they're not. John: They are, I've seen pictures on the MFC. Mika: You look at pictures of me in my underwear? John: Not consciously! I was checking out the thread to see if they were behaving - Mika: -The Mikagasmic Thread? You look in the Mikagasmic Thread?! John: Can we not talk about this anymore please. I'm about to be violently sick. John makes a dash out the room and rushes into the bathroom, leaving Mika standing there, tamagotchi in hand, skin drained of colour, his mouth hanging open and eyes open wide in shock. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Caz..... all i can do is .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 you are all very brilliant people lmao!!!! *bows down to all* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 you are all very brilliant people lmao!!!! *bows down to all* Caz - do you have them all in one place? If so, do you have a link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Caz - do you have them all in one place? If so, do you have a link? do i have what in one place? my scripts? ....lol only in this thread xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 do i have what in one place? my scripts? ....lol only in this thread xD Thats fine - just wondered if they were all in one place - but there are getting to be so many now that you could not have them all in one post!! Keep them coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Mika: Manaaag...eerrrr...John: Very good. Mika: Oh, I've forgotten how to spell Sydney. Mika: ... what? John: I want to talk to you. Mika: The last we talked Mr. John you reduced me to tears, but I promise you, it won't happen again. ...I'm not kidding by the way. Mika: Do you love me just the way I am? John: Is my input in this important? Mika: Yes. John: Are you just trying to make me look gay? Mika: *giggles* yes. John: Well it's not going to happen. Mika: Awww. John: NO. Now, pay attention. Mika: Oh look a squirrel... John: THAT F***KING SQUIRREL!!!!! Mika: Haha made you look. John: Mika: John: ......................You're very strange. Mika: I know. Director: Now, Mike-ah. Mika: Meeka. Director: Yeah yeah yeah. What we want you to do is to lay on top of this piano on your side, your back leg behind your front leg and I want it bent, so the knee is facing towards the ceiling. Mika: That's a bit revealing... Director: It's an underwear shoot. If you want, we can photoshop so we can- Mika: *hands go to protect his area* There's nothing wrong with my size thank you very much!!! Direcor: ...Well I WAS going to say we could REDUCE the size, actually... Mika Oh haha *blush* Director: Okay everyone, let's go, go, go! Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! Really!! I still can't stop of laughing!!!! okay, gonna play the sims 2 now! buh-bye! I like play that game!! I love do houses and decorate them omg I went back to read them all:lmao:number your script chapters,u fool! And the story book + pix is a brilliant idea I luv the added characters! look a squirrel! Ohh Look a squirrel!!!! hahaha is a sweet squirrel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Chapter 11 John is just saying goodbye to someone on the phone when Mika walks in, fiddling with his tamagotchi. Mika: Who was that? John: A modelling agency. Mika: I didn't know you were into posing, John..... :roftl: Brilliant! Considering the fact that this outburst of creativity was due to the waiting for officialness, I have to say, I'd gladly wait another year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlau_20zr Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 hahhahaha Caz! you`re a complete genius!! REDUZE SIZE???!!!!!! hahahahaha well.. Beckham had it litle compared to Mika`s!! reduze?! godd!! hahahhaha i can imagine that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 :roftl: Brilliant! Considering the fact that this outburst of creativity was due to the waiting for officialness, I have to say, I'd gladly wait another year oh god could you imagine waiting a year to become official?!?! heck - you'd all be paying me if i was still writing stories for another year lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 oh god could you imagine waiting a year to become official?!?! heck - you'd all be paying me if i was still writing stories for another year lmao! You know what, Mika and John (or is it Jerry? I keep getting them mixed up) should consider themselves lucky that they have you to entertain us, otherwise they'd be getting a lot of beef from us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 You know what, Mika and John (or is it Jerry? I keep getting them mixed up) should consider themselves lucky that they have you to entertain us, otherwise they'd be getting a lot of beef from us MFCers protesting outside their office with banners and shizz xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daydreambeliever Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Thank you soooo much! I was missing these while the MFC was down. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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