stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 the thread will still be here so people can always bump it... and i'll try to leave a cliff hanger at the end in case i randomly decide to add onto it. sound good? *breathes a sigh of relief* Sounds good:thumb_yello: :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 OMG!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: Mika knows spell SYDNEY yey!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ana~ Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 AWESOME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlau_20zr Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 hahahhaha i have read all GREATTT!! really so damn funny!! mika wants to look Andy`s porn!! hahahah so hilarious!! and mika if jerry don`t want to admit it.. you are cute very cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 John: Trust me Mika, your fans think you're very special. John: I don't like this silence Mika. Mika: Neither do I, I feel like you're gonna come on to me. John: There's no way in Hell I'm gonna do that. Mika: Why not? John: Cos I'm not gay! Mika: Am I not attractive enough? John: It's not that - Mika: Do I attract you, do I repulse you with my queasy smile? John: Stop right there. Mika: Am I too dirty, am I too flirty, do I like what you like? John: STOP! Mika: I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, guess I'm a little bit shy... John: OH FOR PETE'S SAKE! Mika: Is Pete your lover? John: NOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.... Oh God!! I think i just had a little heart attack! It's 11.31 pm, all of my family is asleep and i'm here with my face completely red for laughing! One of my faves!! lol, Caz, you should be writting a movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Scut Monkey: Okay! Right, the register is done and everyone is here. Yippee!*MFC cheer* Scut Monkey: Oh, who's driving again? Simon: I am, fool. Scut Monkey: Who's driving Mika's tour bus? *::..::*Mika's Tour Bus*::..::* John: Stupid Simon... Mika: No no no, it's SIMPLE Simon. John: Nooo I'm calling the old bus driver stupid! Mika: That's not very nice. John: He's gone and left us Mika! And now we have to travel Australia by ourselves. Mika: It can't be that hard? John: Pffft, you don't even drive, boy. Right okay let me take the wheel, here's the map. *thrusts map at Mika* Mika: Oooh look at the pretty colourful lines! John: Don't get distracted! Right so...key in ignition....turn ignition....right. It's on. Where are we Mika? Mika: In Australia. At last. John: I KNOW THAT!!! Mika: ...In my tour van? John: I KNOW THAT TOO!!! Mika: You need to stop asking questions you already know the answer to. That's mad. John: *puts head on wheel and bashes three times. He inhales deeply and puts his hands together in a praying position and presses it against his nose for a few seconds. He then clasps the wheel tightly and seems quite tense* Mika, where abouts in Australia are we? Mika: ... I told you, in my tour bus. *::..::*MFC Tour Bus*::..::* The MFC can hear a bus's horn going off for a long time in the distance Simon: I've found Mika's tour bus. Let's follow that sound! MFC: YaaaaaaY!!! Simon turns on the van and it makes a low, roaring sound. He pushes down the accelerator and it screeches off, following the sound of Mika's tour van's horn. *::..::*Mika's Tour Van*::..::* John: OKAY. MIKA. Listen to me. Mika: Oh look a squirrel... John: MIKA!!!!! Mika: No look! A squirrel! He's stealing your nuts! John: *looks behind him and sees a squirrel stealing his nuts. He gets into a hissy fit, screaming like a banshee and trying to shoo him away, forgetting that he has his seatbelt on* Nooo!!!! Get away you flithy thing!! Shoo! Shooooo!!!! *squirrel hops away with a few nuts* John: *hand slides down his face* Sheesh. Right, Mika. Are you listening? Mika: Yes. John: Good. Okay, see that sign over there? Mika: Over where? John: Over there! *points to Mika's left, Mika's head follows* See? Mika: Ya. John: It says Sydney. Mika: Sid....nee... John: Yes. Sydney. Mika: Spell that for me. John: Oh for the love of Pete, Mika. Mika: Who's Pete? John: Mika if you want to keep your manager happy I suggest you FRIGGIN SHUT UP! Mika: John: Beautiful. Okay...it goes: S, Y, D, N, E, Y. Sydney. Mika: Cool. I can spell Sydney. John: Yes. Mika: Am I clever? John: Yes. Mika: Yippee! Andy, did you get that? *Mika turns to face the back of the tour bus and there's Andy sitting in the darkness* Andy: Uhm...actually I was busy watching a video I made on my camcorder. Mika: Ooooooh what video? Andy: ...........I'm not telling. Mika: Did you make a porn video? Andy: NOOO!!!!!! Mika: Can I see it? Andy: I didn't make a porn video!!!! Mika: I know. I heard. But I still want to see your video. Andy: Oh, I thought you wanted to see it because it was porn. Mika: So it IS porn? Andy: NO! Mika: But you just said- John: MIKA! FOCUS! Mika: But I want my fans to think I'm clever and he totally missed it! John: Trust me Mika, your fans think you're very special. Mika: John: Okay, so. We want to get to the Sydney Opera House. Your concert is gonna be huge. Now, can you tell me which way to Sydney Opera House is? Mika: No, all I can read on this map is "Sydney". John: ANDY!!! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED!!!!! Andy: I'm busy! John: DOING WHAT?! Andy: ....I'm not telling. Mika: He's making a porn video. Andy: AM NOT!!!!!!! Mika: ....Are. Andy: ....Gay. Mika: You're gay. Andy: John's gay. Mika: IS HE?! John: Mika: I had no idea you were a whoopsie. John: stfu Mika. Just....just stop now. *::..::*five hours later*::..::* It's now night-time, gone 9pm and Mika hasn't shown up for his concert. All the fans are pretty downhearted, but have decided to go to the nearest pub and mourn, cry and scream in style. While videoing every second. Scut Monkey: He cancelled again. Bring the fans up and knock em back down again. Boy does he know how to do a cancellation! *::..::*Mika's Tour Van*::..::* John: That's it. You're done for Mika. We are completely lost, you've missed your concert, your fans are going to hate you, and you don't seem to care. Mika: ....Sydney's pretty though, isn't it? John: You make me want to slit my wrists sometimes. Mika: That's pretty serious. Go see Andy, I'm sure he can cheer you up. John: No Mika. Mika: There's no shame in being gay, you know. John: I never said there was. Mika: So you admit it? John: Admit what? Mika: That you're gay. John: No. I'm not gay. Mika: You sure? John: Pretty damn positive. Mika: Oh. *awkward silence* John: I don't like this silence Mika. Mika: Neither do I, I feel like you're gonna come on to me. John: There's no way in Hell I'm gonna do that. Mika: Why not? John: Cos I'm not gay! Mika: Am I not attractive enough? John: It's not that - Mika: Do I attract you, do I repulse you with my queasy smile? John: Stop right there. Mika: Am I too dirty, am I too flirty, do I like what you like? John: STOP! Mika: I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, guess I'm a little bit shy... John: OH FOR PETE'S SAKE! Mika: Is Pete your lover? John: NOOO!!!! Mika: OMG A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS STRAIGHT HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY AND IS HAVING A GAY RELATIONSHIP. I COULD SOOOO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THIS! John: I knew it, God doesn't love me. I'm so glad noone's in my class at the moment cos I can't stop laughing Caz YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS!! I think this is the funniest one yet *whipes tears from eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 i'm gonna have to stop these scripts one day lol....when we become official i think i'll make my last script oh.. that's so sad Then again by the looks of it this will end up being your career, cos we ain't never gonna becom official Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Scut Monkey: Okay! Right, the register is done and everyone is here. Yippee!*MFC cheer* Scut Monkey: Oh, who's driving again? Simon: I am, fool. Scut Monkey: Who's driving Mika's tour bus? *::..::*Mika's Tour Bus*::..::* .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 thanks guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
level28 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 i'm gonna have to stop these scripts one day lol....when we become official i think i'll make my last script WHAT???:crybaby: On the other hand : oh.. that's so sad Then again by the looks of it this will end up being your career, cos we ain't never gonna becom official Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnieszka Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 this is either the best one so far or it's just better not to read them in the middle of the night. now i could laugh as laud as i liked and it felt goood. had a bad morning and u just made my day. kinda like mika effect thanks! Mika: It can't be that hard? John: Pffft, you don't even drive, boy. Right okay let me take the wheel, here's the map. *thrusts map at Mika* Mika: Oooh look at the pretty colourful lines! John: Don't get distracted! Right so...key in ignition....turn ignition....right. It's on. Where are we Mika? Mika: In Australia. At last. John: I KNOW THAT!!! Mika: ...In my tour van? John: I KNOW THAT TOO!!! Mika: You need to stop asking questions you already know the answer to. That's mad. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 This last one was the best! :lmao:I just loved it. ''I had no idea you were a whoopsie.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac1718 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 these are funny - I can't stop laughing make more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 this is either the best one so far or it's just better not to read them in the middle of the night. now i could laugh as laud as i liked and it felt goood. had a bad morning and u just made my day. kinda like mika effect thanks! :roftl: happy to make others happy! This last one was the best!:lmao:I just loved it. ''I had no idea you were a whoopsie.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Freaka =) Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 oh.. that's so sad Then again by the looks of it this will end up being your career, cos we ain't never gonna becom official but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessa Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I can't stop laughing !!!!!The last one is the best !!! Give me more ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 I can't stop laughing !!!!!The last one is the best !!!Give me more ! glad you like it! I had a short brainwave about the Mika vs Mika thing, but the inspiration for it hasn't yet developed so........maybe it will be on later.....or maybe it will be on tomorrow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 glad you like it! I had a short brainwave about the Mika vs Mika thing, but the inspiration for it hasn't yet developed so........maybe it will be on later.....or maybe it will be on tomorrow.... hahaha that should be a slightly confusing story! can't wait to read it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noa Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 That's all is so...funny and....brilliant .... and funny ....and fantastic ....and great ...anf funny and..... THANK YOU!!!!!!!! please d'ont stop it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 John: Stupid Simon... Mika: No no no, it's SIMPLE Simon. John: Nooo I'm calling the old bus driver stupid! Mika: That's not very nice. John: He's gone and left us Mika! And now we have to travel Australia by ourselves. Mika: It can't be that hard? John: Pffft, you don't even drive, boy. Right okay let me take the wheel, here's the map. *thrusts map at Mika* Mika: Oooh look at the pretty colourful lines! John: Don't get distracted! Right so...key in ignition....turn ignition....right. It's on. Where are we Mika? Mika: In Australia. At last. John: I KNOW THAT!!! Mika: ...In my tour van? John: I KNOW THAT TOO!!! Mika: You need to stop asking questions you already know the answer to. That's mad. John: *puts head on wheel and bashes three times. He inhales deeply and puts his hands together in a praying position and presses it against his nose for a few seconds. He then clasps the wheel tightly and seems quite tense* Mika, where abouts in Australia are we? Mika: ... I told you, in my tour bus. *::..::*five hours later*::..::* It's now night-time, gone 9pm and Mika hasn't shown up for his concert. All the fans are pretty downhearted, but have decided to go to the nearest pub and mourn, cry and scream in style. While videoing every second. Scut Monkey: He cancelled again. Bring the fans up and knock em back down again. Boy does he know how to do a cancellation! ------ John: I don't like this silence Mika. Mika: Neither do I, I feel like you're gonna come on to me. John: There's no way in Hell I'm gonna do that. Mika: Why not? John: Cos I'm not gay! Mika: Am I not attractive enough? John: It's not that - Mika: Do I attract you, do I repulse you with my queasy smile? John: Stop right there. Mika: Am I too dirty, am I too flirty, do I like what you like? John: STOP! Mika: I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, guess I'm a little bit shy... John: OH FOR PETE'S SAKE! Mika: Is Pete your lover? John: NOOO!!!! Mika: OMG A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS STRAIGHT HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY AND IS HAVING A GAY RELATIONSHIP. I COULD SOOOO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THIS! John: I knew it, God doesn't love me. Caz, you just killed me with these:lmao: i'm gonna have to stop these scripts one day lol....when we become official i think i'll make my last script Don't you DARE stop them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise_xx Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 i'm gonna have to stop these scripts one day lol....when we become official i think i'll make my last script NOOOOOOO ! Don't you dare! I don't think I'll be able to live without this ! Its soooooo freaking funny. I don't think I've ever met somebody as funny as you, caz! You know, I noticed something, In all the stories that MFC'ers make up, mika is always a bit.. dumb..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 i'm gonna have to stop these scripts one day lol....when we become official i think i'll make my last script You know, I noticed something, In all the stories that MFC'ers make up, mika is always a bit.. dumb..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 You know, I noticed something, In all the stories that MFC'ers make up, mika is always a bit.. dumb..! I'd noticed this too... Makes me feel a tiny bit guilty for laughing my head off. But not too much:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 NOOOOOOO ! Don't you dare! I don't think I'll be able to live without this ! Its soooooo freaking funny. I don't think I've ever met somebody as funny as you, caz! You know, I noticed something, In all the stories that MFC'ers make up, mika is always a bit.. dumb..! awwwwww!! i know i've made Mika seem a bit thick, but I've made Jerry like that too xDDD I guess I kinda made them into a "child stuck in an adult's body" kinda thing. sorta reminds me of the japanese "chibi" characters LOL but did ya notice that when Mika is with the MCFers, it's US that seem more mad than him? *royal albert hall chapter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 awwwwww!! i know i've made Mika seem a bit thick, but I've made Jerry like that too xDDD I guess I kinda made them into a "child stuck in an adult's body" kinda thing. sorta reminds me of the japanese "chibi" characters LOL but did ya notice that when Mika is with the MCFers, it's US that seem more mad than him? *royal albert hall chapter* True, true...At the end of the day, if only the inordinate amount of time that we all spend either on this forum or longing to be on it when it's down, just shows how "balanced" and normal we all are:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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