sienna Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 True, true...At the end of the day, if only the inordinate amount of time that we all spend either on this forum or longing to be on it when it's down, just shows how "balanced" and normal we all are:roftl: What... What....? Did you say something....I didn’t hear… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elanorelle Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 are any of us willing to act these out like radio theatre? I am willing! :roftl: I can make special effects! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanya K Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hi Caz! The last one is the best. I read some of your other stuff as well and I wish I had half your talent. I think you're writing is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamacatt Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 are any of us willing to act these out like radio theatre? I am willing! :roftl: I can make special effects! Cool idea, Elle! I'd be willing to help somehow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 are any of us willing to act these out like radio theatre? I am willing! :roftl: I can make special effects! omg that is SUCH a cool idea xDDD you remember we were thinking of doing an MFC podcast? We could do a new chapter each time ROFL!!!!! Hi Caz! The last one is the best. I read some of your other stuff as well and I wish I had half your talent. I think you're writing is brilliant. awwwww fankoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 omg that is SUCH a cool idea xDDD you remember we were thinking of doing an MFC podcast? We could do a new chapter each time ROFL!!!!! awwwww fankoo Or MFC radio:naughty: MFC FM:newyear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise_xx Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 are any of us willing to act these out like radio theatre? I am willing! :roftl: I can make special effects! That would be soooo cool! I'd love to do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Chapter 11 John is just saying goodbye to someone on the phone when Mika walks in, fiddling with his tamagotchi. Mika: Who was that? John: A modelling agency. Mika: I didn't know you were into posing, John. *pause* John: Mika....tell me, please. Who am I? Mika: *looks up from tamagotchi* well...you're John... John: Yes I know that, fool. But who do you think I am? Mika: ....You're just John... John: MIKA...What do I do for a living?? Mika: ...frown a lot? John: NO. Mika: Shout a lot? John: Yes but I don't get paid to do that. Mika: Order people about? John: You're on the right track. I'm your MANAGER. Repeat after me Mika, MAAANAAAGEEERRRR. Mika: Manaaag...eerrrr... John: Very good. Mika: Oh, I've forgotten how to spell Sydney. John: It doesn't matter. So anyway, I've just got off the phone to a modelling agency and they're interested. Mika: Get Andy to do it, he can pose naked on a gay magazine. John: That's sick. Mika: No it's not, plenty of people do it. John: Would you like to do it? Mika: Go on a gay magazine? Been there, done that. Got the front cover to prove it. John: No I mean...go naked. Mika: John: You know....strip. Mika: John how many times do I have to tell you that you're gay? John: I'M NOT GAAAAAY!!!!!! Mika: Then why do you want to see my naked??? Have you spied on me??? John: I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING. Mika: i bet you have, you paedo. John: THE MODELLING AGENCY IS INTERESTED, NOT MEEEE. Mika: JOHN! Why put me up for a porn agency???? I'm a MUSICIAN!!! I'm not straddling my piano!!! John: IT'S AN UNDERWEAR AGENCYYYY... Mika: I get my own custom boxers though. John: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE FROM GAP. Mika: .........they're not. John: They are, I've seen pictures on the MFC. Mika: You look at pictures of me in my underwear? John: Not consciously! I was checking out the thread to see if they were behaving - Mika: -The Mikagasmic Thread? You look in the Mikagasmic Thread?! John: Can we not talk about this anymore please. I'm about to be violently sick. John makes a dash out the room and rushes into the bathroom, leaving Mika standing there, tamagotchi in hand, skin drained of colour, his mouth hanging open and eyes open wide in shock. *** Mika is in the living room watching a boring TV Documentary, slouched on the armchair, resting one arm on the arm on the sofa, head resting on his hand. He looks completely zoned out and doesn't notice John walking into the room. John sits down next to him cautiously with a brochure. He clears his throat to get Mika's attention. Mika's head slowly turns to face him, but as he sees John next to him, he edges away a bit and is immediately tense. Mika: ... what? John: I want to talk to you. Mika: The last we talked Mr. John you reduced me to tears, but I promise you, it won't happen again. ...I'm not kidding by the way. John: ...Right. Anyway, the modelling agency sent me this brochure... Mika: I'm not interested. I'm not doing porn for anyone. John: It's not porn, it's art. Mika: Pfffft. John: Please, Mika, just have a look. Mika: *sighs heavily* fine. John: *opens the book* these are some of their pictures. Just men advertising brands of underwear. That's it. Mika: But none of them have hairy chests, I'll look like an animal next to all those men that look like they've just been born from their mothers. John: That's a very disturbing image. Mika: Sorry. John: besides, your fanclub love you just the way you are. Mika: Do you? John: ..........excuse me? Mika: Do you love me just the way I am? John: Is my input in this important? Mika: Yes. John: Are you just trying to make me look gay? Mika: *giggles* yes. John: Well it's not going to happen. Mika: Awww. John: NO. Now, pay attention. Mika: Oh look a squirrel... John: THAT F***KING SQUIRREL!!!!! Mika: Haha made you look. John: Mika: John: Shut up. Now, do you remember what amazing coverage David Beckham got when he did that underwear shoot? Mika: Yeah. Did you see the bulge in his underwear? That's where the squirrel put all his nuts. John: ......................You're very strange. Mika: I know. John: Anyway, so what do you think? Mika: Uhm....I don't know....I mean, I know I'm okay with going shirtless on stage but this is almost exposing everything... John: Why don't you just give it a go? Mika: ............... The next day, Mika is at the photoshoot wearing horrific, tight, white Y-fronts. It is freezing in the studio as they have the fan on, Mika's knees turn inwards to face eachother and his arms wrap around his slim frame. Director: Okay, where's the prop guy? Photographer: He's gone to get it now. Director: Excellent. Mika: Get what? Mika looks to his left, and two prop guys are wheeling in a grand piano. Mika: Oh you must be joking. Director: Now, Mike-ah. Mika: Meeka. Director: Yeah yeah yeah. What we want you to do is to lay on top of this piano on your side, your back leg behind your front leg and I want it bent, so the knee is facing towards the ceiling. Mika: That's a bit revealing... Director: It's an underwear shoot. If you want, we can photoshop so we can- Mika: *hands go to protect his area* There's nothing wrong with my size thank you very much!!! Direcor: ...Well I WAS going to say we could REDUCE the size, actually... Mika Oh haha *blush* Director: Okay everyone, let's go, go, go! Mika climbs on top of the piano, and lays on the piano as instructed. Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! Photographer: Can we have some more wind please? Director: Sure. HEY! FAN ON FULL POWER PLEASE!!! Mika: *the fan is really power and he yelps like a puppy as he is blown off the piano* Director: This might take all day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Lollipop Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 :lmao::lmao::lmao: That is hilarious. Thanks Caz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnieszka Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! :roftl: but that's exactly why he shouldn't do underwear commercials. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 :lmao::lmao::lmao: That is hilarious. Thanks Caz. no problem! Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! but that's exactly why he shouldn't do underwear commercials. ever. lmao! true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 John is just saying goodbye to someone on the phone when Mika walks in, fiddling with his tamagotchi. Mika: Who was that? John: A modelling agency. Mika: I didn't know you were into posing, John. *pause* John: Mika....tell me, please. Who am I? Mika: *looks up from tamagotchi* well...you're John... John: Yes I know that, fool. But who do you think I am? Mika: ....You're just John... John: MIKA...What do I do for a living?? Mika: ...frown a lot? John: NO. Mika: Shout a lot? John: Yes but I don't get paid to do that. Mika: Order people about? John: You're on the right track. I'm your MANAGER. Repeat after me Mika, MAAANAAAGEEERRRR. Mika: Manaaag...eerrrr... John: Very good. Mika: Oh, I've forgotten how to spell Sydney. John: It doesn't matter. So anyway, I've just got off the phone to a modelling agency and they're interested. Mika: Get Andy to do it, he can pose naked on a gay magazine. John: That's sick. Mika: No it's not, plenty of people do it. John: Would you like to do it? Mika: Go on a gay magazine? Been there, done that. Got the front cover to prove it. John: No I mean...go naked. Mika: John: You know....strip. Mika: John how many times do I have to tell you that you're gay? John: I'M NOT GAAAAAY!!!!!! Mika: Then why do you want to see my naked??? Have you spied on me??? John: I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING. Mika: i bet you have, you paedo. John: THE MODELLING AGENCY IS INTERESTED, NOT MEEEE. Mika: JOHN! Why put me up for a porn agency???? I'm a MUSICIAN!!! I'm not straddling my piano!!! John: IT'S AN UNDERWEAR AGENCYYYY... Mika: I get my own custom boxers though. John: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE FROM GAP. Mika: .........they're not. John: They are, I've seen pictures on the MFC. Mika: You look at pictures of me in my underwear? John: Not consciously! I was checking out the thread to see if they were behaving - Mika: -The Mikagasmic Thread? You look in the Mikagasmic Thread?! John: Can we not talk about this anymore please. I'm about to be violently sick. John makes a dash out the room and rushes into the bathroom, leaving Mika standing there, tamagotchi in hand, skin drained of colour, his mouth hanging open and eyes open wide in shock. *** Mika is in the living room watching a boring TV Documentary, slouched on the armchair, resting one arm on the arm on the sofa, head resting on his hand. He looks completely zoned out and doesn't notice John walking into the room. John sits down next to him cautiously with a brochure. He clears his throat to get Mika's attention. Mika's head slowly turns to face him, but as he sees John next to him, he edges away a bit and is immediately tense. Mika: ... what? John: I want to talk to you. Mika: The last we talked Mr. John you reduced me to tears, but I promise you, it won't happen again. ...I'm not kidding by the way. John: ...Right. Anyway, the modelling agency sent me this brochure... Mika: I'm not interested. I'm not doing porn for anyone. John: It's not porn, it's art. Mika: Pfffft. John: Please, Mika, just have a look. Mika: *sighs heavily* fine. John: *opens the book* these are some of their pictures. Just men advertising brands of underwear. That's it. Mika: But none of them have hairy chests, I'll look like an animal next to all those men that look like they've just been born from their mothers. John: That's a very disturbing image. Mika: Sorry. John: besides, your fanclub love you just the way you are. Mika: Do you? John: ..........excuse me? Mika: Do you love me just the way I am? John: Is my input in this important? Mika: Yes. John: Are you just trying to make me look gay? Mika: *giggles* yes. John: Well it's not going to happen. Mika: Awww. John: NO. Now, pay attention. Mika: Oh look a squirrel... John: THAT F***KING SQUIRREL!!!!! Mika: Haha made you look. John: Mika: John: Shut up. Now, do you remember what amazing coverage David Beckham got when he did that underwear shoot? Mika: Yeah. Did you see the bulge in his underwear? That's where the squirrel put all his nuts. John: ......................You're very strange. Mika: I know. John: Anyway, so what do you think? Mika: Uhm....I don't know....I mean, I know I'm okay with going shirtless on stage but this is almost exposing everything... John: Why don't you just give it a go? Mika: ............... The next day, Mika is at the photoshoot wearing horrific, tight, white Y-fronts. It is freezing in the studio as they have the fan on, Mika's knees turn inwards to face eachother and his arms wrap around his slim frame. Director: Okay, where's the prop guy? Photographer: He's gone to get it now. Director: Excellent. Mika: Get what? Mika looks to his left, and two prop guys are wheeling in a grand piano. Mika: Oh you must be joking. Director: Now, Mike-ah. Mika: Meeka. Director: Yeah yeah yeah. What we want you to do is to lay on top of this piano on your side, your back leg behind your front leg and I want it bent, so the knee is facing towards the ceiling. Mika: That's a bit revealing... Director: It's an underwear shoot. If you want, we can photoshop so we can- Mika: *hands go to protect his area* There's nothing wrong with my size thank you very much!!! Direcor: ...Well I WAS going to say we could REDUCE the size, actually... Mika Oh haha *blush* Director: Okay everyone, let's go, go, go! Mika climbs on top of the piano, and lays on the piano as instructed. Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! Photographer: Can we have some more wind please? Director: Sure. HEY! FAN ON FULL POWER PLEASE!!! Mika: *the fan is really power and he yelps like a puppy as he is blown off the piano* Director: This might take all day... OMG Caz, you are a serious legend Your scripts rock majorly. You know what you should do? A comic strip version of your scripts and give it to Mika *hint hint* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 OMG Caz, you are a serious legend Your scripts rock majorly. You know what you should do? A comic strip version of your scripts and give it to Mika *hint hint* A COMIC STRIP IDEA!!!!!!!!!! OH DANIKA THAT IS PURELY GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....but that would take an awfully long time ROFL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 A COMIC STRIP IDEA!!!!!!!!!! OH DANIKA THAT IS PURELY GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....but that would take an awfully long time ROFL!!!! yes, yes I know Oh there's plentyyyyy of time I would help out but you're way better at drawing little characters than I am. If you want I could do the colouring in.. but just an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 yes, yes I know Oh there's plentyyyyy of time I would help out but you're way better at drawing little characters than I am. If you want I could do the colouring in.. but just an idea. xDDDD do you have any idea how LOOOOOOONG the book would be?! hahaha unless he got it in segments but i dont know what jerry looks like i could improvise on his mother maybe LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 xDDDD do you have any idea how LOOOOOOONG the book would be?! hahaha unless he got it in segments but i dont know what jerry looks like i could improvise on his mother maybe LOL Oh it'll be fiiiine Plus by the time we next see him, it'll be ages (not to put a downer on us or anything ) Hey the longer the better There's a few pics of Jerry somewhere, I'll go see if I can find it. And yeah you could totally do that for his mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 He's second from the left http://www.johnkalodner.com/images5/IngrassiaBlairDonnarummaBotwinJDK0698.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Oh it'll be fiiiine Plus by the time we next see him, it'll be ages (not to put a downer on us or anything ) Hey the longer the better There's a few pics of Jerry somewhere, I'll go see if I can find it. And yeah you could totally do that for his mummy ROFL I just draw her body, a circle for the face and a question mark in it but how cool would that be, to have pictures. OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! I HAD AN EVEN BETTER IDEA!!!! I could do it as an actually story book, but with pictures!!! not on every other page you see, but just now and then. Like in the last chapter, there could be a picture of Mika straddling the picture in his Y-Fronts ROFL, and each chapter can have a title and a picture could be on that title page and help represent what the next chapter is about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 He's second from the left http://www.johnkalodner.com/images5/IngrassiaBlairDonnarummaBotwinJDK0698.jpg wow, really? i never imagined him looking like that ROFL! He looks like he has a good sense of humour though which is most important xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 okay, gonna play the sims 2 now! buh-bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 ROFL I just draw her body, a circle for the face and a question mark in it but how cool would that be, to have pictures. OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! I HAD AN EVEN BETTER IDEA!!!! I could do it as an actually story book, but with pictures!!! not on every other page you see, but just now and then. Like in the last chapter, there could be a picture of Mika straddling the picture in his Y-Fronts ROFL, and each chapter can have a title and a picture could be on that title page and help represent what the next chapter is about! Lmao Yeah you could do that :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 wow, really? i never imagined him looking like that ROFL! He looks like he has a good sense of humour though which is most important xDDD How did you think he'd look like? Yes.. especially if you're gonna be making fun of him and his mother okay, gonna play the sims 2 now! buh-bye! Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity66 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 You can paint pictures with your words, Caz! I loved it!!! The piano/apple pose--especially hilarious! Thanks for the fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 omg I went back to read them all:lmao: number your script chapters,u fool! And the story book + pix is a brilliant idea:cool: I luv the added characters! look a squirrel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise_xx Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 omg I went back to read them all:lmao:number your script chapters,u fool! And the story book + pix is a brilliant idea:cool: I luv the added characters! look a squirrel! hahah He's hiding his nuts in David Beckhams underwear- Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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