Mika4Life13 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 me and my best friend dishin' it out, he signed off mysteriously after this. Him: Just download it illegally. Me: No, I must buy it on iTunes like a good citizen of the world. Him: That's not vampire weekend would want you to do, Me: it's what mika would want me to go. Him: MIKA'S A F*G. Me: ****YOU****YOU****YOU****YOU. --he signs off-- Me: YOU are the fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foryoublue Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 "He's like poppy and upbeat and annoying. But you can't get him out of your head."-friend "He's not annoying! How is he annoying?"-me "Yes, he is! Haha. But it's so catchy. I've had 'Big Girls' in my head for the past 24 hours. Do you have the cd on you?"-friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Luke: You have cr*p movies on your iPod. Me: Hm. Yeah. Luke: ... OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PORN! Me: What? ... Luke... That's We Are Golden. Me: Wow. Eighty pounds. I could buy Mika tickets. Luke: Bugger Mika. I'm your brother. Luke: Why do you have a video of a stripper on your iPod? Me: That's Love Today, idiot. Luke: Mikamikamikamikamikamikamika... Me: ...? Luke: I'm being you. Isn't it obvious? *grabs my glasses off my face*... *puts them on*. AHEM. Mikamikamikamikamikamika.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Here is the situation: It's my birthday and a friend texts me to great her: I'm going to give you Mika as my present me: that would be the happiest thing in my life her: poor him, he would be your slave me: no! it's all the other way round, I would be his slave, I would do anything he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikutukumimika Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 me and my best friend dishin' it out, he signed off mysteriously after this. Him: Just download it illegally. Me: No, I must buy it on iTunes like a good citizen of the world. Him: That's not vampire weekend would want you to do, Me: it's what mika would want me to go. Him: MIKA'S A F*G. Me: ****YOU****YOU****YOU****YOU. --he signs off-- Me: YOU are the fag. ...I downloaded TBWKTM. But I bought the CD too! It just didn't work to put the tracks from the CD on my computer so I decided to download it as well. I paid the price anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 ...I downloaded TBWKTM. But I bought the CD too! It just didn't work to put the tracks from the CD on my computer so I decided to download it as well. I paid the price anyway. I've bought his CDs both on iTunes and the physical ones, I want mika to get all the proceeds from his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxy Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Luke: You have cr*p movies on your iPod.Me: Hm. Yeah. Luke: ... OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PORN! Me: What? ... Luke... That's We Are Golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dad: Oh by the way I watched that We are golden video the other day. Me: Yes, I heard it from out here, and I knew your homosexual tendencies would get to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Me waiting in line at the coffee machine with some senior year mates (girls). Girl: OMG!!! I love your bracelet. It's soooo Mika!! Sorry, but it IS sooo Mika! Me: "Sorry"? what for? Girl: hey, are you still into Mika? Me: not that I have a choice! GIrl: Oh, I see! you were MEANT to like him... Me: I guess that's true...it's the biggest burden of my life! Girl: wow, that was deep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Luke: Jesus, Emma! Me: ... *still half asleep* What? Luke: I woke up in the middle of the night, and your gay music was playing! I don't the song, but I swear I heard a whiny, girly voice sing it! It had to be Mika! I can't help it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 after explaining to mum about an article i have on the wall in my room about mika putting meat in his shoes so he combats blisters when dancing on stage. mum- oh my... he needs to be sectioned me- awww no, i think he's special mum- yeah, that's why he's gotta be sectioned... and all you fans have gotta be sectioned for supporting a man that stuffs his shoes with meat! me- x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfakecheez Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Dad: Oh by the way I watched that We are golden video the other day.Me: Yes, I heard it from out here, and I knew your homosexual tendencies would get to you. Was he singing along or anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The other day i was cooking with my mom... I put on some Mika music... Mom: Oh, that's Mika! Me: Yes... you should know it by now I've played it non-stop for 2 weeks... Mom: Yes.. oh, i love his song.. hmm, whats it called.. Rain? Me: *runs to put Rain on* Mom: Yes thats the one Then she started dancing and singing "Rain rain raiiiiiiiiiin" Me: I swear, Mika has the weirdest effects on people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Me and my brother where waterskiing today, and the pulley at the back of the boat broke. We all came into the shore and my dad and his friend were trying to fix the pulley... we were standing there while the adults were talking and then my dad says "i think this was the wrong kind of pulley, it wasnt what you thought it was" and me and my brother, suddenly said in perfect time(i guess we had the exact same thought at the same moment) "that pulley is not what you think it is, it is broken! IT IS BROKEN!!" then we cracked up laughing and hi-5ed while my dad snorted because he got it and everyone else just looked at us weirdly Edited January 16, 2010 by racinghorse83 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marian538 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 -"Mika who??" - my best friend -When I play Mika's cd in my car: My dad:"Who is this girl singing?" Me:" It's a BOY!!!!! Mika!!!" My dad: "Oh! Have a funny voice, I like it!" :biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 My grandma said this today: "That Mika boy reminds me of my first boyfriend." Me: "Really? What was he like?" Her: "He was...ummm...maybe I should tell you when you're older..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I was showing my mika-loving friend the PDP dvd E: Wh-wh-wh-ere did you get this? Me: uh, the store E: oh, I acted like it was sent down from the heavens or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted January 18, 2010 Author Share Posted January 18, 2010 *me showing my friend pictures of Mika jumping* stacey; "seriously is that him jumping with no help?" me; "yeah i wish i could jump like that." stacey; "maybe when you get married he can tech you" *another time* "Charlotte I need to have a Mika hair perve session with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 *me showing my friend pictures of Mika jumping* stacey; "seriously is that him jumping with no help?" me; "yeah i wish i could jump like that." stacey; "maybe when you get married he can tech you" *another time* "Charlotte I need to have a Mika hair perve session with you." Mika hair perve session? Off topic: What is Mika doing in your siggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Off topic: What is Mika doing in your siggy? I was wondering the same thing!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerMoment1608 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 and then my dad says "i think this was the wrong kind of pulley, it wasnt what you thought it was" and me and my brother, suddenly said in perfect time(i guess we had the exact same thought at the same moment) "that pulley is not what you think it is, it is broken! IT IS BROKEN!!" This is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfakecheez Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) Me: S' a month 'til my gig. Abbey: Oh, I know who you're going to see...will you sing along to all his songs? Me: Nooo. Abbey: Why not Alice? Why? Whyy? Shut up Martha*. Why? Me: I'm also excited because I might get to meet him. Abbey: How? Me: Some of us wait outside after the gig, and he comes out and signs things, talks to us... Martha: Aww... Abbey: Will you shoot him for me? If I give you a gun? Me: Nooo... *Martha is Abbey's non-identical twin. She was peering around Abbey's head and saying/singing Tim Minchin's Rock N' Roll Nerd at me. Also saw this on Facebook (I'm the one with the uncensored name): Edited January 19, 2010 by pinkfakecheez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy_Queen Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 My daughter said, that he doesn't confuse Queen and Mika anymore (thanks God, comparing to Freddie begins to irritate me And: Mika's voice is like music itself. He starts to sing, and it's a melody, no need in the instruments at all (I can't adequately translate her words, actually). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEMI94 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Today: I cried a bit of frustration. classmate: Aah is Mika dead? gawd heee is soo obsessed with irritating me with MIKA. (he hates mika) Gymclass, Wednesday: We did volleyball... with a mikasa ball. HE WAS THE HOLE TIME YELLING AT ME: MIKA MIKA MIKA MIKA and he told me when I hit the ball: Aaah you touch MIKA! aaaaahh he is so annoying. and he got a stupid friend which do the same "because he thinks its funny":blink: I think it is NOT. very not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marian538 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Today:I cried a bit of frustration. classmate: Aah is Mika dead? gawd heee is soo obsessed with irritating me with MIKA. (he hates mika) Gymclass, Wednesday: We did volleyball... with a mikasa ball. HE WAS THE HOLE TIME YELLING AT ME: MIKA MIKA MIKA MIKA and he told me when I hit the ball: Aaah you touch MIKA! aaaaahh he is so annoying. and he got a stupid friend which do the same "because he thinks its funny":blink: I think it is NOT. very not. maybe he fancys you?? and he's jelouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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