hunnyangel Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 At a college visit, during lunch, this guy practically screamed, "Then he started rubbing my thighs, and I told him I wasn't gay!!!" girl: "Did he stop?" guy:"No." girl:"What did you do?" guy: "I made out with him." girl:"So are you gay?" guy:"I was for those 20 minutes." love that!! friend1: i hate octopus their wierd friend2: yeah their sort of like slugs me: friend1: yeah friend2: expect they don't have tenticley leg things friend1: no, true friend2: and they don't have a body friend1: oh yeah me: slugs aren't really like octopus at all are they? friend1 and2: no they aren't are they:blink: me and people sitting at another table: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Me: Woah, it's friggin' HUGE! Him: That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmindreda Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Anthony said to me after licking a knife, "That could've been you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) Me: Woah, it's friggin' HUGE!Him: That's what she said. Oh my God. That's what she said is a phenomenon, it's amazing. Me: "Well, I sucked on it, and it was fine, it didn't hurt or anything..." Friend: "That's what she said." Me..."but that's his dad!" Friend: "Your mom is his dad." Me: "YOU'RE his dad." Friend: "That's what she said." Shortly after saying this, we walked past a sign that had previously read: "Deck may be slippery when wet--please walk carefully" but had been...edited...to say: "Dick may be slippery when wet--please w@nk carefully" Edited October 23, 2009 by englishrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolliepop_girl Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 M was having a conversation with A but A was listening to me so M wasn't being paid attention to. Then B tried to do something to A's bike and he said something and just afterward, M said something about something COMPLETELY different and everything else was quiet so it sounded rediculous: B: Hey A, I'm going to do you from behind... M: Hey A, we have the same problem! :lmfa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Shortly after saying this, we walked past a sign that had previously read: "Deck may be slippery when wet--please walk carefully" but had been...edited...to say: "Dick may be slippery when wet--please **** carefully" OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kt4mika Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 lastnight: daddy: im getting KFC for dinner what do you want? louise: can i have chicken on the bone, chips and a chicken philip me and daddy what do you want? *making her say it 3 times* dont you mean chicken filet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolliepop_girl Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Granddad and I were laughing at a sign that originally said "PANAL PAINT" because some smartass had nicked the P and without the first letter, ANAL PAINT offered a rather different service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 whilest serving curry, a couple had a minnor tiff *: i'll have a benoo please ~: it's bhuna *: no it's benoo ~: no bhuna *: benoo *~ suddenly shouts in middle of shop* ~: IT'S SAID BOOOOOOONNNAAAAAAAAAA... BOOOOOOONNNAAAAAAAAAA me and *: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise_xx Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 At school: Everybody was talking, suddenly we hear a girl saying: Did you know chewing gum works laxative? - total silence- Teacher: Ehm.. excuse me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Oh my God. That's what she said is a phenomenon, it's amazing. Me: "Well, I sucked on it, and it was fine, it didn't hurt or anything..." Friend: "That's what she said." I think you're right. Ahaha. That one was asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 At a college visit, during lunch, this guy practically screamed, "Then he started rubbing my thighs, and I told him I wasn't gay!!!" girl: "Did he stop?" guy:"No." girl:"What did you do?" guy: "I made out with him." girl:"So are you gay?" guy:"I was for those 20 minutes." AWESOME! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 From someone's fb: Babeh you can be my IB homework, i slam you on the desk and do you all night long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 From someone's fb: Babeh you can be my IB homework, i slam you on the desk and do you all night long. OMG! that's amazing!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmika-maddo-joxx Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Me & alice.loves.mika *Al signs out of msn* *Comes back on* Al : sorry, connection went Me: It's okayy.... probably Mika chewing the wires I make myself laugh sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I saw some girls having a serious conversation and doing hilariously sexual hand gestures, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 This morning i found two guys standing right infront of my locker and having this convo: Guy1: Don't f*ck with her locker. okay? Guy2: okay man but it's not my fault Guy1: Listen, don't f*ck with her locker, don't f*ck with my sh*t, if you f*ck with her locker it's like your f*ucking with my sh*t. Guy2: Chill man, i said i won't Guy1 slams the locker next to me...: don't f*ck it, don't f*ck with my sh*t in her locker... Me ---> *cough* excuse me... I have no idea who they were talking about and what was going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 This morning i found two guys standing right infront of my locker and having this convo: Guy1: Don't f*ck with her locker. okay? Guy2: okay man but it's not my fault Guy1: Listen, don't f*ck with her locker, don't f*ck with my sh*t, if you f*ck with her locker it's like your f*ucking with my sh*t. Guy2: Chill man, i said i won't Guy1 slams the locker next to me...: don't f*ck it, don't f*ck with my sh*t in her locker... Me ---> *cough* excuse me... I have no idea who they were talking about and what was going on ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 ... We also had a bomb threat today...what a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 We also had a bomb threat today...what a day! ..Yeah we had a few of those here before I came luckily, Crazy teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 ..Yeah we had a few of those here before I came luckily, Crazy teenagers. We have one every year It was a prank of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 We have one every year It was a prank of course Wanna hear something cool. I'm missing two teeth and i can blow bubbles through one of the spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Wanna hear something cool. I'm missing two teeth and i can blow bubbles through one of the spaces. That sounds fun... Why are you missing those teeth btw?! you still have milk teeth? Did you read about my embarrassing Mika moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Me: I hate this shirt... Him:...take it off! Me: Uh...that's okay. Other friend: what did you just say? Him: What? I'd say that to anyone. This morning i found two guys standing right infront of my locker and having this convo: Guy1: Don't f*ck with her locker. okay? Guy2: okay man but it's not my fault Guy1: Listen, don't f*ck with her locker, don't f*ck with my sh*t, if you f*ck with her locker it's like your f*ucking with my sh*t. Guy2: Chill man, i said i won't Guy1 slams the locker next to me...: don't f*ck it, don't f*ck with my sh*t in her locker... Me ---> *cough* excuse me... I have no idea who they were talking about and what was going on That's so amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 That sounds fun...Why are you missing those teeth btw?! you still have milk teeth? Did you read about my embarrassing Mika moment? I was born without my canine teeth, it's hereditary... I have a contraption that makes me look normal though NO YOU HAVENT REPLIED TO ME YET!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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