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So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”.

 

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Haha, love it!:aah:

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I know that I'll be sent to the NC after this post, but I have to tell you that once in a reality show (Spanish version of Big Brother) I heard that the word "shark" was used in the same way that "tool"... You know:naughty:

 

Nc, for that!?:boxed:

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I know that I'll be sent to the NC after this post, but I have to tell you that once in a reality show (Spanish version of Big Brother) I heard that the word "shark" was used in the same way that "tool"... You know:naughty:

 

I don't think you will be sent to the NC for this. :teehee:

 

Whaha I love this threat :roftl:

 

-lurks- :mf_rosetinted:

 

Wait until Wonka gets back, you will love it even more. :biggrin2:

 

I love this little guy:wub2:where did you find it?

 

http://photobucket.com/images/shark+smiley/ :wink2:

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So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”.

 

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Amazing! Brilliant!

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One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat

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One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane

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One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island

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But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

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One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat

284022_10150260999213040_6006248039_7666705_3030056_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane

283352_10150261001143040_6006248039_7666745_1116197_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island

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But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

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:roftl::floor:

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One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat

284022_10150260999213040_6006248039_7666705_3030056_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane

283352_10150261001143040_6006248039_7666745_1116197_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island

284867_10150260999903040_6006248039_7666719_6935622_n.jpg

 

But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Don't you dare forget the grey undies :mf_rosetinted:

Exactly what I wanted to say before saw your post!!! :roftl:

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat

284022_10150260999213040_6006248039_7666705_3030056_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane

283352_10150261001143040_6006248039_7666745_1116197_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island

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But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

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:thumb_yello:

 

 

But I LOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE these glasses!!!!:wub2::wub2::wub2:

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"Quick Mika! Wonka's coming! Hide your ass quickly before she finds you!"

Let's just rotate them.

 

"Quick Mika! Wonka's coming! Hide your ass quickly before she finds you!"

 

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I'll just lean on water and levitate for a while. Maybe she'll go away. superman.gif

 

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Oh sh*t! Those freaky stalking fans again???? What if I hide under the towel?

 

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My first caption here:aah:

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Worth the wait :naughty:

 

:naughty:

 

And Mika, you liar, where are those boobs now?

 

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*I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks...*

 

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*I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water...*

 

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Mika: Who is this Nenartus that keeps posting these pics of me?

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Mika: It's not funny at all to see how I, Mika the man, am pushed into the water by two skinny girls.

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Girl: Yes it is funny so I do it again. But this time I'm using only one hand.

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So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”.

 

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:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

And where Wonka is? Still in the Mediterranean Sea?

 

Nope, not the Mediterranean, the Atlantic (south of portugal)....

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Yep, still jet skiing with Mika. That lucky woman. jetski_smiley.gif

 

I'd wish...

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat

284022_10150260999213040_6006248039_7666705_3030056_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane

283352_10150261001143040_6006248039_7666745_1116197_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island

284867_10150260999903040_6006248039_7666719_6935622_n.jpg

 

But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

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:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Don't you dare forget the grey undies :mf_rosetinted:

 

(Oh, I'm sorry.:naughty:) Mika, really! Grey undies!:shun:

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat

284022_10150260999213040_6006248039_7666705_3030056_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane

283352_10150261001143040_6006248039_7666745_1116197_n.jpg

 

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island

284867_10150260999903040_6006248039_7666719_6935622_n.jpg

 

But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

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:roftl::roftl: Are those glasses not decent?!? :boxed:

 

And Wonka... MG_124.gif back. I hope you find you're land in satisfying condition, and you had some lovely time jet skiing with Mika, and chasing him around Mediterranean Sea with sharks.:wink2:

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