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So, last night I was at some great fashion party, and some guys told me a secret how to wear my trousers tight and not to crack them.

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

I have to wear them really high on my waist, but also to use a special material. So I bought 7 meters, just in case!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

And momma made them specially for me ♪ ♬tOdAAay...♪ ♬

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

You don't believe me?

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

Look!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

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So, last night I was at some great fashion party, and some guys told me a secret how to wear my trousers tight and not to crack them.

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

I have to wear them really high on my waist, but also to use a special material. So I bought 7 meters, just in case!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

And momma made them specially for me ♪ ♬tOdAAay...♪ ♬

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

You don't believe me?

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

Look!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

 

:naughty:

 

:roftl:

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So, last night I was at some great fashion party, and some guys told me a secret how to wear my trousers tight and not to crack them.

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

I have to wear them really high on my waist, but also to use a special material. So I bought 7 meters, just in case!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

And momma made them specially for me ♪ ♬tOdAAay...♪ ♬

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

You don't believe me?

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

Look!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

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Before Lanvin’s show I only had this much of colourful stars and striped pyjama trousers

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But now I have this much

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Seven bags … can you believe it … I bought seven bags full of colourful Lanvin trousers at his show

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I was planning to wear them at my big upcoming tour next year

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But now you all say you don’t like these trousers … I don’t believe you guys …

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You really prefer these instead? These very high on my waist sitting prudently trousers?

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Woman: Wow, Mika … that were a lot of amazing jumps you did there.

Mika: Yeah I know … thanks.

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Mika: These jumps really made me hungry. Do you have something to eat for me?

Woman: Yeah sure … how about some delicious croissants?

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Mika: Croissants? I do not fancy croissants that much. Do you have something else?

Woman: How about some French baguettes covered with French cheese then?

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Mika: Well … just between the two of us … I actually don’t fancy French food at all. Normally I get those delicious fresh Portuguese products from Wonka. Do you think she’s in the audience somewhere tonight?

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Mika: Let me ask the audience. Has anyone seen a woman with fresh products in the audience? Wonka … are you here?

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Mika: I can’t believe it. She’s not here. What should I eat now? I only fancy Wonka’s fresh products.

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Mika: I’m getting quite desperate now.

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Mika: Aahhhhh ... my tummy hurts. I really need to eat some fresh products now.

Woman: Please? Someone? Bring in some fresh products as fast as you can! We have an emergency here!

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0008.jpg

 

Mika: Oh no … are those fresh French products coming in? I don’t want them. I only want Portuguese fresh products.

Woman: But Mika … try them … they are delicious … andouilette … tripe … escargots … tete de veau …

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_020_0001.jpg

 

Mika: Tete de veau ... oh no … that’s it ... I’m done with France. Portugal … here I come.

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Woman: Wow, Mika … that were a lot of amazing jumps you did there.

Mika: Yeah I know … thanks.

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0001.jpg

 

Mika: These jumps really made me hungry. Do you have something to eat for me?

Woman: Yeah sure … how about some delicious croissants?

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0002.jpg

 

Mika: Croissants? I do not fancy croissants that much. Do you have something else?

Woman: How about some French baguettes covered with French cheese then?

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0003.jpg

 

Mika: Well … just between the two of us … I actually don’t fancy French food at all. Normally I get those delicious fresh Portuguese products from Wonka. Do you think she’s in the audience somewhere tonight?

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0004.jpg

 

Mika: Let me ask the audience. Has anyone seen a woman with fresh products in the audience? Wonka … are you here?

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0005.jpg

 

Mika: I can’t believe it. She’s not here. What should I eat now? I only fancy Wonka’s fresh products.

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0006.jpg

 

Mika: I’m getting quite desperate now.

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0007.jpg

 

Mika: Aahhhhh ... my tummy hurts. I really need to eat some fresh products now.

Woman: Please? Someone? Bring in some fresh products as fast as you can! We have an emergency here!

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_019_0008.jpg

 

Mika: Oh no … are those fresh French products coming in? I don’t want them. I only want Portuguese fresh products.

Woman: But Mika … try them … they are delicious … andouilette … tripe … escargots … tete de veau …

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_020_0001.jpg

 

Mika: Tete de veau ... oh no … that’s it ... I’m done with France. Portugal … here I come.

ElleMeDit-VictoiresdelaMusique2012_FullHD_020_0002.jpg

 

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Mika: Let me see how much have you spared me all over the years....

Sorry, Loubi, i have no paper, need your bald head to make the summs...

 

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Dayum, you've saved me big money from giving me all these shoes, man!

 

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Mika: Let me see how much have you spared me all over the years....

Sorry, Loubi, i have no paper, need your bald head to make the summs...

 

AnJXnHfCIAANHYO.jpg

 

Dayum, you've saved me big money from giving me all these shoes, man!

 

AnJXylsCQAA_Iid.jpg

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

 

I'm loving everyone's job with the new Mika pics :lmfao::floor::lmao:

Congrats Nenartus, Annie and Wonkita :clap::floor: :floor:

 

+1:thumb_yello:

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So, last night I was at some great fashion party, and some guys told me a secret how to wear my trousers tight and not to crack them.

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

I have to wear them really high on my waist, but also to use a special material. So I bought 7 meters, just in case!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

And momma made them specially for me ♪ ♬tOdAAay...♪ ♬

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

You don't believe me?

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

Look!

mikalesvictoiresdelamus.jpg

 

my freaking gosh :naughty: I choked in class for this one!

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Nice dance moves, Mika :roftl: I'll just leave this pic here :naughty:

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:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

 

OMG ... Is Mika doing our famous Dutch 'vogeltjesdans' (birdie dance)? :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

 

[YOUTUBE]sQL2Cb6_utc[/YOUTUBE]

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Nice dance moves, Mika :roftl: I'll just leave this pic here :naughty:

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Check this article !!!!! :roftl::lmao::sweatdrop:

 

http://www.gqmagazine.fr/mode/les-hommes-les-plus-styles/diaporama/style-le-meilleur-et-le-pire-de-la-semaine-31/7339

 

Mika, la danse du canard

 

"Mes biens chers frères, Mes biens chères sœur,

Reprenez avec moi tous en chœur: Pas de boogie woogie avant de faire vos prières du soir (boogie woogie, pas de boogie woogie)..."

Déchaîné aux Victoires de la Musique, Mika n'arrêtait pas d'effectuer de petits pas de danse étranges pour mettre en valeur son nouveau pantalon purple.

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Check this article !!!!! :roftl::lmao::sweatdrop:

 

http://www.gqmagazine.fr/mode/les-hommes-les-plus-styles/diaporama/style-le-meilleur-et-le-pire-de-la-semaine-31/7339

 

Mika, la danse du canard

 

"Mes biens chers frères, Mes biens chères sœur,

Reprenez avec moi tous en chœur: Pas de boogie woogie avant de faire vos prières du soir (boogie woogie, pas de boogie woogie)..."

Déchaîné aux Victoires de la Musique, Mika n'arrêtait pas d'effectuer de petits pas de danse étranges pour mettre en valeur son nouveau pantalon purple.

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

Like I already said ... 'vogeltjesdans' :aah:

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Check this article !!!!! :roftl::lmao::sweatdrop:

 

http://www.gqmagazine.fr/mode/les-hommes-les-plus-styles/diaporama/style-le-meilleur-et-le-pire-de-la-semaine-31/7339

 

Mika, la danse du canard

 

"Mes biens chers frères, Mes biens chères sœur,

Reprenez avec moi tous en chœur: Pas de boogie woogie avant de faire vos prières du soir (boogie woogie, pas de boogie woogie)..."

Déchaîné aux Victoires de la Musique, Mika n'arrêtait pas d'effectuer de petits pas de danse étranges pour mettre en valeur son nouveau pantalon purple.

 

i didn't need google translate for that part...:teehee:

 

:lmfao: thanks for the link...as i said elsewhere: john travolta, boogie woogie = back to the 70s!

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