willywonka Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) Mika: When i count to 3...JUUUUUMPez! M: Akay, Max, let's start collecting all those diamonds earrings and necklaces those women dropped on stage.... M: Right, messieurs et mesdames, we'll be having a rare jewelry selling ere tonight... M: This priceless necklace belonged to my lebanese great great great granny, but i'm willing to sell it to you for 10,000$ tonight... Lady in blue: Its mine! It's mine! M:Shut up, beyotch! And while everyone is looking down trying to pick up their jewels from the floor... M: Thanks guys u made me richer than u tonight! Edited June 7, 2014 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) M: Karl, as i know u're blind as a bat i'll let u know where everything is...There's the stage... KL: Where? Where? M: And this is a microphone... KL: If you say so...It seems like a cucumber to me... KL: I need to pee, where's the loo??? KL: While i was peeing, i thought about having a bag with your name on it... M: A wallet or a purse? KL: Whatevah... M: Only if it has manly angles, otherwise no deal... Mika: Bet you've got conjuntivitis and serious skin trouble in your hands uh? KL: And you've got a small willy... M: Say wot? A small wot? M: But you need face lifting surgery, brand new glasses and new teeth! Ah! KL: You're fierce, boy!!! Edited June 7, 2014 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 Would any of you dear mods resize my new siggie coz i cant seem to recall how to do it? Thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elwendin Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I've been willing to make this ever since Mika tweeted this song with chiara, but never could... Not to make fun of her horrible accent and mangling of english but every time i listen to it i just ear her say STARTERS IN YOUR EYES and i laugh and laugh coz i imagine her putting shrimp and tapas and other starters in his eyes for real... 5 a.m. and quite a road to hit but you had me totally awake by now! I appreciate 'em all, but this one is *hits the road laughing and laughing and laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 No comment: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Still not saying anything: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You're all just SO MEAN for picking on me on Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojotje Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Never saw these pictures with Karl Lagerfeld! Can't help it, but when I see these two together, I always think of the Beauty and the Beast! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 Never saw these pictures with Karl Lagerfeld! Can't help it, but when I see these two together, I always think of the Beauty and the Beast! LOL! These are at the Monaco ball thread Jo... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29204&highlight=monaco+ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krysady Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Wonka is back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 And there was much rejoicing across the universe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Mika: When i count to 3...JUUUUUMPez! They look like he is teaching them what to do after a big portion of Lebanese beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linjunshe Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Ummm...maybe this BOUMBOUMBOUM thing belongs here :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Mount BoumBoumBoumMore? That sounds vaguely dirty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 They look like he is teaching them what to do after a big portion of Lebanese beans. Ummm...maybe this BOUMBOUMBOUM thing belongs here :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Can't make much comment on this one, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Wonka's back Thanks to Mika for showing his willy willy willy on Boum boum boum cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log lady Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Wonkaland never fails to cheer me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 If you think i'll be doing captions on the boum boum boum lyrics u must be out of your (dirty little) minds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 If you think i'll be doing captions on the boum boum boum lyrics u must be out of your (dirty little) minds... But of course we do! You have something on your mind already, admit it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokesignal Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 If you think i'll be doing captions on the boum boum boum lyrics u must be out of your (dirty little) minds... But no one can photoshop like you? Or we can wait for the video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paty_2692 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Wonka's back Thanks to Mika for showing his willy willy willy on Boum boum boum cover this is willy, willy, willy good!! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 If you think i'll be doing captions on the boum boum boum lyrics u must be out of your (dirty little) minds... I happen to have the lyrics at hand I've just translated it into English Boum boum boum Even American girls understand No matter the place, or the context We always have a good excuse To let our "fruits of the loom" go loose When you're away, I misbehave When you and me we go boom boom boom I put weight I drink liters of tequilas I sing Oum Kalthoum songs All I can think of is our boom boom boom And all the bourgeois in the sixteenth arrondissement wonder why I love you Because there's no need for a zoom when you and me we do boom boom boom Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum Yesterday we were at your mother's , she almost fell on the floor When she heard noise in the dressing room when you and I were going boom boom boom In the hotels' lifts we went up to seventh heaven So we tell the groooms to get offf when you and I we go boom boom boom And all the bourgeois in the sixteenth arrondissement wonder why I love you Because there's no need for a zoom when you and me we do boom boom boom Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum Even when there are guests home we can't resist Between tea and lookooms we have time to go boom boom boom It's true the walls have ears, that all the neighbours wake up But this is how we make love when you and I we go boom boom boom And all the bourgeois in the sixteenth arrondissement wonder why I love you Because there's no need for a zoom when you and me we do boom boom boom Loving each other that way is not vulgar We always have something to do, the shelves crash down When you and I we go boom boom boom Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum What' s more , we re always two What's more we do whatever we want It's like Brahim Asloum hits You and me that's boom boom boom No need to go anywhere You're the only one who makes me travel Seing Touloum's coconuts When you and I go boom boom boom And all the bourgeois in the sixteenth arrondissement wonder why I love you Because there's no need for a zoom when you and me we go boom boom boom Loving each other that way is not vulgar We always have something to do, the shelves crash down When you and I we go boom boom boom Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum You and I we go boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum When you and I we go boum boum boum ! __________________ Boum boum boum Même les américaines comprennent Qu’importe l’endroit, le contexte On a toujours un bon prétexte Pour tomber nos « fruit of the loom » Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Quand t’es pas là j’fais n’importe quoi J’prends des kilos des tequilas Je chante les chansons d’Oum Kalthoum Je ne pense qu’à nos boum boum boum Et tous les bourgeois du 16ème se demandent pourquoi je t'aime Pour n'avoir pas besoin d'un zoom quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum Hier on était chez ta mère, elle a failli tomber par terre En entendant le dressing room quand toi et moi on faisait boum boum boum Dans les ascenseurs des hotels on s'est montés au 7ème ciel On envoie balader les grooms quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Et tous les bourgeois du 16ème se demandent pourquoi je t'aime Pour n'avoir pas besoin d'un zoom quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum Quand on reçoit des invités on ne sait pas même résister Entre le thé et les Lookoums y a le temps de faire boum boum boum C'est vrai que les murs ont des oreilles, que tous les voisins se réveillent Mais c'est comme ça qu'on fait l'amour quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Et tous les bourgeois du 16ème se demandent pourquoi je t'aime Pour n'avoir pas besoin d'un zoom quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum S'aimer comme ça, c'est pas vulgaire On a toujours un truc à faire, les étagères font badaboum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum ! Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum En plus ça, ça fait toujours deux De plus de ça fait tout ce qu’on veut C’est comme les coups de Brahim Asloum Toi plus moi ça fait boum boum boum Pas la peine d’aller cavaler Y a plus qu'ça qui me fait voyager Voir les cocotiers de Touloum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Et tous les bourgeois du 16ème se demandent pourquoi je t'aime Pour n'avoir pas besoin d'un zoom quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum S'aimer comme ça, c'est pas vulgaire On a toujours un truc à faire, les étagères font badaboum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum ! Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Boum boum, boum boum boum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum ! http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4018446&postcount=481 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paty_2692 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 speaking of willys... when my mom saw the Boum boum boum cover she told me "hey! look, he drew his willy willy, so now you can stop imagining it!" How on earth did my mom thought I could imagine something like that??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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