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WONKALAND PART IV / 1/2 - Desperately waiting for TOOL part II due to mfc downtime


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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

:floor: :floor: :floor:

 

Sorry, I have to use caps lock.

 

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN BREATH. YOU'RE A GENIUS.

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

:lmfao::floor::lmao::lmfao::floor::lmao:

Marilyn , this is epic :thumb_yello::thumb_yello::thumb_yello:

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

:floor: :floor: Genius. If I were Mika I'd take into serious consideration making this new version

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

 

:clap::clap::clap::clap::roftl: Awesome!!! But anyway, for me it should be a good idea :fisch:

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

OMG this is amazing!!!!! :D :)Hahahaha so... Mika has started all with his picture, you made the perfect promo jingle...

I made the TV/radio ad:

"Are you sick and tired of beeing a big girl?? Is the butterfly lounge not enough for you?... RELAX!!! Now you can be fit whith 'just another california day', the fitness routine by the only, the lonely, the one: MIKA!! (includes a DVD for your daily routine, and a second DVD with underwater routines!!) purchase it now and recieve a wonderful pair of white socks for free!!"

 

We just need the DVD cover and it's done deal!!!:mikacool:

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OMG this is amazing!!!!! :D :)Hahahaha so... Mika has started all with his picture, you made the perfect promo jingle...

I made the TV/radio ad:

"Are you sick and tired of beeing a big girl?? Is the butterfly lounge not enough for you?... RELAX!!! Now you can be fit whith 'just another california day', the fitness routine by the only, the lonely, the one: MIKA!! (includes a DVD for your daily routine, and a second DVD with underwater routines!!) purchase it now and recieve a wonderful pair of white socks for free!!"

 

We just need the DVD cover and it's done deal!!!:mikacool:

I love your idea of an Underwater video. Mika just never knows what he's started, does he!

He really needs to do this DVD, and of course, we would all be working out to his own songs on the DVD, so that would make it perfect.

Thanks for the compliments about my lyrics, you guys.

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I love your idea of an Underwater video. Mika just never knows what he's started, does he!

He really needs to do this DVD, and of course, we would all be working out to his own songs on the DVD, so that would make it perfect.

Thanks for the compliments about my lyrics, you guys.

 

Hahaha I wish he could see this... Just to hear what he says about it :P

And hell yeah! It would be great working out with his music, so much energy!

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

:aah: OMG Marilyn - your lyric makes my day, as always!! :naughty: But this one takes the prize - MIKA really needs to see it !!! :thumb_yello: I'm sure he'd get a good laugh, and love it :mikadas: And yes, by getting thinner, more of us would have a place in the front row, at his gigs - and isn't that what we're all "fighting for" ?! :teehee::fisch:

 

Maybe we'll get this suggested fitness DVD before a new music/gig DVD from MIKA , haha :aah:

 

Love,love

me

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:aah: OMG Marilyn - your lyric makes my day, as always!! :naughty: But this one takes the prize - MIKA really needs to see it !!! :thumb_yello: I'm sure he'd get a good laugh, and love it :mikadas: And yes, by getting thinner, more of us would have a place in the front row, at his gigs - and isn't that what we're all "fighting for" ?! :teehee::fisch:

 

Maybe we'll get this suggested fitness DVD before a new music/gig DVD from MIKA , haha :aah:

 

Love,love

me

Being a Big Girl is so 2007.

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :floor: :floor: :floor::roftl: :roftl: :roftl:

Marilyn, you're a real genius!! I absolutely love these lyrics!! They are just perfect!! :mfr_lol::biggrin2:

Now, every time I'll listen Kids, I'll remember your lyrics and I'll laugh, that's sure!! :naughty:

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I'm exercising in the sun,

The LA day has just begun,

It sucks but what can I do?

I'm slimmer than all of you.

Now what I'm planning, you see,

Is my own fitness DVD,

I'm gonna get all my fans fit,

And you really won't mind a bit.

 

Fans, what do they care about nothing at all

Fans, I'll get you fit no matter how much you brawl

It's just another California Day.

 

Get that bad weight off.

Time to go to war.

Give your waist a chance,

Make it worth fighting for. X2

 

I still fit into the pants,

I wore in my 'Golden' vid,

And my peanut butter jar

Still has the seal on the lid.

I'm still recording songs,

And you can't buy the album for free.

But if you buy it, you'll get a discount

On my awesome fitness DVD.

 

Fans what do I care no I don't give a fig,

But if you're thinner, they'll fit more of you in my gig

More ticket sales at the end of the day.

 

Chorus.

 

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I'm working on a new career as a ventriloquist - this is my dummy, Karl

 

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Say hello, Karl

 

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F*** I can't find the lever that works the mouth

 

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Ah there it is - gottle of geer

 

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I think I could get the hang of this pretty quickly

 

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What do you mean, you could see my lips move? :sneaky2:

 

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I'm working on a new career as a ventriloquist - this is my dummy, Karl

 

e1d7702c-fc21-3463-8b11-1133ddd9f83d

 

 

Say hello, Karl

 

fc26cc6c-863c-3800-a96a-c368f339f082

 

 

F*** I can't find the lever that works the mouth

 

c2d873e9-26fc-3f0d-9b3f-941ad6e66254

 

 

Ah there it is - gottle of geer

 

84deb3ae-f103-3db4-b4ca-71eadb371eb4

 

 

I think I could get the hang of this pretty quickly

 

b6122d55-05a4-3e57-b94b-6a149aa49a54

 

 

What do you mean, you could see my lips move? :sneaky2:

 

b2b75364-0c7a-35f8-b140-84221c0ba23f

 

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: This is it :thumb_yello::clap: :clap:

Next time Mika's on stage I want to see his new dummy :mikadas:

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