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WONKALAND PART IV / 1/2 - Desperately waiting for TOOL part II due to mfc downtime


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You have so many. I think you should open up a thread about it. :thumb_yello:

It's good doing them here though. Everyone who comes on here, does so to have a laugh and a bit of fun. So no one would take the lyrics as disrespectful or anything like that.

I can't post pictures with captions, like some can, so I think of my lyrics as my contribution to Wonkaland.

I would have loved to write lyrics for real. I do personalised poetry in greetings cards, for people, but the only lyrics I ever had published were when I was young, and my auntie paid some place to publish my lyrics in a song. Needless to say, it was a scam.

I would not know how to go about becoming a real lyric writer.

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It's good doing them here though. Everyone who comes on here, does so to have a laugh and a bit of fun. So no one would take the lyrics as disrespectful or anything like that.

I can't post pictures with captions, like some can, so I think of my lyrics as my contribution to Wonkaland.

I would have loved to write lyrics for real. I do personalised poetry in greetings cards, for people, but the only lyrics I ever had published were when I was young, and my auntie paid some place to publish my lyrics in a song. Needless to say, it was a scam.

I would not know how to go about becoming a real lyric writer.

 

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:lmfao:

I haven't seen much of his Italian interviews and all, but enough to figure out a little bit of Mika-grammar...

 

I am - sono

You are - sono

(S)he is - sono

We are - sono

You are - sono

They are - sono

 

Which in portuguese means sleep...:teehee:

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I'm very impressed! Great song, Marylin :wink2::thumb_yello:

Thanks, I try to make them funny. I hope if Mika ever read the lyrics, he'd get the jokes. I think he would have a laugh.

If he can't laugh at himself he has no business coming on Wonkaland.

But he knows how much we love him.

BTW No such name as MARYLIN

I before Y spells MARILYN

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The truth about Mika's obsession with time.

(Tune: By The Time)

 

Don't wake up

Won't wake up

Shan't wake up

DRAT

I've woken up! X2

 

The night's as black

As my Dad's socks

I look at my watch

It's reading right-eye O'clock

Can't get a peep

Of lovely sleep

Until I

Till I tell you all

Tell you all

My little secret

 

I'm a Time Lord, people

I've not been deceitful

Though you've all been blissful unaware

That I'm a Time Lord, people

But I'm good not evil

That's the secret I have come to share.

 

My new house fills

Both my hearts with pride

Of course it is much bigger on the inside

When I get old

In the balding state

Then I will

Just go back in time

Back in time

and regenerate

 

I'm a Time Lord, people

I've not been deceitful

Coz my weirdo Swatch is one big clue

Now that I have said this

I must get in the TARDIS

The Doctor and I have got much work to do.

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The truth about Mika's obsession with time.

(Tune: By The Time)

 

Don't wake up

Won't wake up

Shan't wake up

DRAT

I've woken up! X2

 

The night's as black

As my Dad's socks

I look at my watch

It's reading right-eye O'clock

Can't get a peep

Of lovely sleep

Until I

Till I tell you all

Tell you all

My little secret

 

I'm a Time Lord, people

I've not been deceitful

Though you've all been blissful unaware

That I'm a Time Lord, people

But I'm good not evil

That's the secret I have come to share.

 

My new house fills

Both my hearts with pride

Of course it is much bigger on the inside

When I get old

In the balding state

Then I will

Just go back in time

Back in time

and regenerate

 

I'm a Time Lord, people

I've not been deceitful

Coz my weirdo Swatch is one big clue

Now that I have said this

I must get in the TARDIS

The Doctor and I have got much work to do.

 

The night's as blackas my daddy'ssocks:lmfao:

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Interviewer: "Mika, I heard you signed more than 800 Songbooks yesterday at Fnac."

Mika: "Yes, my hand still hurts. I can't move it. I spent the day holding my right hand with the left one."

 

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Mika: *Oh boy, it's great we are doing this interview on the floor. I would fall from the chair how tired I am.*

 

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Mika: "Is it over? I can't concentrate any longer."

 

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Mika: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sleeping with his eyes open*

 

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Interviewer: "Mika, I heard you signed more than 800 Songbooks yesterday at Fnac."

Mika: "Yes, my hand still hurts. I can't move it. I spent the day holding my right hand with the left one."

 

10866668154_934cde6010_b.jpg

 

Mika: *Oh boy, it's great we are doing this interview on the floor. I would fall from the chair how tired I am.*

 

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Mika: "Is it over? I can't concentrate any longer."

 

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Mika: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sleeping with his eyes open*

 

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Talkin' about

Shut-eye shut-eye

What's the matter Mika

Shut eye-shut-eye

He sleeps with eyes open too

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The truth about Mika's obsession with time.

(Tune: By The Time)

 

Don't wake up

Won't wake up

Shan't wake up

DRAT

I've woken up! X2

 

The night's as black

As my Dad's socks

I look at my watch

It's reading right-eye O'clock

Can't get a peep

Of lovely sleep

Until I

Till I tell you all

Tell you all

My little secret

 

I'm a Time Lord, people

I've not been deceitful

Though you've all been blissful unaware

That I'm a Time Lord, people

But I'm good not evil

That's the secret I have come to share.

 

My new house fills

Both my hearts with pride

Of course it is much bigger on the inside

When I get old

In the balding state

Then I will

Just go back in time

Back in time

and regenerate

 

I'm a Time Lord, people

I've not been deceitful

Coz my weirdo Swatch is one big clue

Now that I have said this

I must get in the TARDIS

The Doctor and I have got much work to do.

 

PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA this is great!

 

Btw, did you post this in the Mika in Tardis thread? Seems like it'd fit there :naughty:

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