Becks Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Hey everyone. I just found this on the BBC Radio 1 website. Cute story... The Adventures of Captain Mika by Mika* (aged 34 21) Deep in the heart of the mirror forest, there lies a tiny little house. It's a funny-looking house, but it is not funny. Not at all. From the outside, the house looks as if someone had painted the walls using a rainbow on a brush, and the windows are as bright and shiny as a new pin. The reason the house is so very, very colourful and the windows are so very, very shiny, is that this is the where Captain Mika lives. Captain Mika is the most fantastic man who has ever lived ever. He can sing, he can dance, he can play lovely tunes on his piano, and he has all sorts of special powers which only come out when someone is in trouble. It's like a special gift he has, right, where someone might be all sad and fed up, and then Captain Mika hears all about how sad and fed up they are, and quick as a flash he goes shooting over to where they are, and he does his special mystical dance for them. Well, there's nothing people like more than a special mystical dance, is there? And when Captain Mika is doing his special mystical dance, all colours come raining down from the sky and everything goes all rainbow-y and sparkling. And the person who is all sad and fed up becomes all happy and smashing. That's the kind of fantastic mystical powers Captain Mika has got. One day, Captain Mika was sitting at his golden piano in his house, when he heard the sound of crying. At first it sounded like it was a girl's voice. But then Captain Mika realised it wasn't just A girl who was doing all the crying, it was lots and lots of girls. In fact, Captain Mika could hear the noises of crying girls from all over the world. And what the girls all over the world were crying about was that they were looking in the mirror and it was making them sad. At first, Captain Mika couldn't understand why looking in the mirror could make someone sad. Captain Mika always liked mirrors, and mirrors always liked Captain Mika right back! But then he realised that they were crying more at their own reflections, rather than at the mirrors. And then he realised why. "Not everyone can be as beautiful and fantastic as Captain Mika", thought Captain Mika, "suppose you're a minger, or a troll, or a big chubby one, or a great ugly munter...well, maybe the sight of your own reflection might be upsetting. Not as upsetting is perhaps it could be to people who have to look at you, of course, but still pretty upsetting." Now, if it had just been one person crying, all Captain Mika would have needed to do is rush to see them and do his mystical dance. But there were just so many crying girls, and only one Captain Mika. How could he help them all in as short a time as possible? Well, being a clever and thoughtful type of person, Captain Mika sat and had a bit of a think. He sat in his special thinking chair, which was all plush and expensive, and he put his fist under his chin like you see people do when they are thinking, and he did some thinking. And then suddenly, he leaped out of his chair and struck a dramatic pose, like as if he had a cape, but he didn't have a cape...you just have to imagine the cape was there, even though it wasn't...actually you have to imagine the dramatic pose too, unless I can do a picture of it and put it alongside this writing bit here. But that's the kind of pose he did, and it was striking. Captain Mika was suddenly very excited, because he had had a brilliant idea! There was a way he could make everyone feel better really quickly, and it was easy too. He rushed to the piano, and starting banging away with his supple fingers. A week later, it was all over. Captain Mika was back sitting in his thinking chair again, and thinking about his amazing week. His idea had been to record a song which attempted to cheer all the unhappy girls up by telling them that he, in an act of unimaginary kindness, would still do any of them, even the fugly gimmers. And it had been a total success. In fact 'Sweaty Minger (You Could Still Pull Me, Probably)' had sold in massive amounts, and had single-handledly made all of the sad, crying girls realise that they had a lot to live for after all. Captain Mika raised his special bone-china tea cup to his perfect ruby lips, took a sip of earljeeling tea, and, holding his pinky aloft, put it back on the saucer with a satisfied sigh. "It has", said Captain Mika, "been a very satisfactory adventure". And with that, he leapt athletically up out of his chair, and, pausing for only a minute or two, or three, to check his radiant reflection, bounded up the stairs and went to bed. And when he woke up the next morning, it had all been a dream. THE END. You can see it here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chartblog/2007/07/blog_party_mikas_novel.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika is my hero Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 LOL! I can just imagine all this! And the way its written is EXACTLY the type of stuff i like to read!! Thank you so much for posting this, just made my day a few times better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolene Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 What a cool story!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaroLollipop Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 That's a cute story! Thanks for posting this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Kat Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Ah, that was brilliant! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon-to-bemrs.penniman Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Hey everyone. I just found this on the BBC Radio 1 website. Cute story... The Adventures of Captain Mika by Mika* (aged 34 21) [ATTACH]3450[/ATTACH] Deep in the heart of the mirror forest, there lies a tiny little house. It's a funny-looking house, but it is not funny. Not at all. From the outside, the house looks as if someone had painted the walls using a rainbow on a brush, and the windows are as bright and shiny as a new pin. The reason the house is so very, very colourful and the windows are so very, very shiny, is that this is the where Captain Mika lives. Captain Mika is the most fantastic man who has ever lived ever. He can sing, he can dance, he can play lovely tunes on his piano, and he has all sorts of special powers which only come out when someone is in trouble. It's like a special gift he has, right, where someone might be all sad and fed up, and then Captain Mika hears all about how sad and fed up they are, and quick as a flash he goes shooting over to where they are, and he does his special mystical dance for them. Well, there's nothing people like more than a special mystical dance, is there? And when Captain Mika is doing his special mystical dance, all colours come raining down from the sky and everything goes all rainbow-y and sparkling. And the person who is all sad and fed up becomes all happy and smashing. That's the kind of fantastic mystical powers Captain Mika has got. One day, Captain Mika was sitting at his golden piano in his house, when he heard the sound of crying. At first it sounded like it was a girl's voice. But then Captain Mika realised it wasn't just A girl who was doing all the crying, it was lots and lots of girls. In fact, Captain Mika could hear the noises of crying girls from all over the world. And what the girls all over the world were crying about was that they were looking in the mirror and it was making them sad. At first, Captain Mika couldn't understand why looking in the mirror could make someone sad. Captain Mika always liked mirrors, and mirrors always liked Captain Mika right back! But then he realised that they were crying more at their own reflections, rather than at the mirrors. And then he realised why. "Not everyone can be as beautiful and fantastic as Captain Mika", thought Captain Mika, "suppose you're a minger, or a troll, or a big chubby one, or a great ugly munter...well, maybe the sight of your own reflection might be upsetting. Not as upsetting is perhaps it could be to people who have to look at you, of course, but still pretty upsetting." Now, if it had just been one person crying, all Captain Mika would have needed to do is rush to see them and do his mystical dance. But there were just so many crying girls, and only one Captain Mika. How could he help them all in as short a time as possible? Well, being a clever and thoughtful type of person, [ATTACH]3451[/ATTACH] Captain Mika sat and had a bit of a think. He sat in his special thinking chair, which was all plush and expensive, and he put his fist under his chin like you see people do when they are thinking, and he did some thinking. And then suddenly, he leaped out of his chair and struck a dramatic pose, like as if he had a cape, but he didn't have a cape...you just have to imagine the cape was there, even though it wasn't...actually you have to imagine the dramatic pose too, unless I can do a picture of it and put it alongside this writing bit here. But that's the kind of pose he did, and it was striking. Captain Mika was suddenly very excited, because he had had a brilliant idea! There was a way he could make everyone feel better really quickly, and it was easy too. He rushed to the piano, and starting banging away with his supple fingers. A week later, it was all over. Captain Mika was back sitting in his thinking chair again, and thinking about his amazing week. His idea had been to record a song which attempted to cheer all the unhappy girls up by telling them that he, in an act of unimaginary kindness, would still do any of them, even the fugly gimmers. And it had been a total success. In fact 'Sweaty Minger (You Could Still Pull Me, Probably)' had sold in massive amounts, and had single-handledly made all of the sad, crying girls realise that they had a lot to live for after all. Captain Mika raised his special bone-china tea cup to his perfect ruby lips, took a sip of earljeeling tea, and, holding his pinky aloft, put it back on the saucer with a satisfied sigh. "It has", said Captain Mika, "been a very satisfactory adventure". And with that, he leapt athletically up out of his chair, and, pausing for only a minute or two, or three, to check his radiant reflection, bounded up the stairs and went to bed. And when he woke up the next morning, it had all been a dream. THE END. You can see it here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chartblog/2007/07/blog_party_mikas_novel.shtml :roftl: :roftl:Thanks for posting. That was really funny. Especially this part: A week later, it was all over. Captain Mika was back sitting in his thinking chair again, and thinking about his amazing week. His idea had been to record a song which attempted to cheer all the unhappy girls up by telling them that he, in an act of unimaginary kindness, would still do any of them, even the fugly gimmers. And it had been a total success. In fact 'Sweaty Minger (You Could Still Pull Me, Probably)' had sold in massive amounts, and had single-handledly made all of the sad, crying girls realise that they had a lot to live for after all. Did Mika really write this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaroLollipop Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Mika my superhero :wub2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 Mika my superhero :wub2: I love that pic!!!! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaroLollipop Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I love that pic!!!! :roftl: Me too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 Captain Mika is now my avatar:punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sou Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, IT'S CAPTAIN MIKA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
findingmywords Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 o my goodness this is fantastical!!!! hhaaahaahhhahahahh it is hilarious!!! I love how random it is!!! And just the way its written, like this part... "And then suddenly, he leaped out of his chair and struck a dramatic pose, like as if he had a cape, but he didn't have a cape...you just have to imagine the cape was there, even though it wasn't...actually you have to imagine the dramatic pose too, unless I can do a picture of it and put it alongside this writing bit here. But that's the kind of pose he did, and it was striking." hahhahha It is awwesssoomme! haha i lovve it! Thanks for posting it!!! <333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybusiness Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Hahahahah. That was hilarious. He's so silly. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackViolet Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 This is awesome. Don't think he wrote it though. --Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwalk174 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 hahaha that was hilarious!!! thanks so much for posting.. i'm gonna have to make my sister read this!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMango Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 WTF???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlemaine Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Simply adorable!!! yow-za!! Kudos to the talented author. did she win anything for the story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marianne84 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Hahahaa! This is really hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackViolet Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 So how many of you realize that this is, at least partially, a bit of a slam on Mika? --Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becky Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 OMG that was soo funny!! But I'm sad and fed up, so I need a visit from captain Mika to do a special mystical dance for me... No, really that was very funny, but I don't think Mika wrote it somehow... Jack, you're probably right, but I'm sure Mika would have laughed. I thought the end bit on the website was funny too. *This story is entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to any over-excitable squealy-voiced pop stars is entirely coincindental. Even the bits where we've used his actual name. And whats with the crossed out 34 thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiteKat Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 ...well... a wonderful masterclass for all the sarcastic gang here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoppappop Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 So how many of you realize that this is, at least partially, a bit of a slam on Mika? --Jack :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika_forever Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Great story:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcmlcm Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 oh, it is not wrote by him...but it is really his style! i think i know what is the writer wanna mention........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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