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Come on guys, do you really think that the real Mika would allow his "real" profile to be searched by anyone like that?

Get real! If it's that easy, then chances are it's not real.

And please don't go harrassing some poor "normal" person now just cause of who you think they "may" be.

This topic is now REALLY getting stupid. Really.

Why doesn't everyone just get a life and stop trying to impose themselves on others?:boxed: I really don't get it.

Move on and all that? How does that sound?

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Come on guys, do you really think that the real Mika would allow his "real" profile to be searched by anyone like that?

Get real! If it's that easy, then chances are it's not real.

And please don't go harrassing some poor "normal" person now just cause of who you think they "may" be.

This topic is now REALLY getting stupid. Really.

Why doesn't everyone just get a life and stop trying to impose themselves on others?:boxed: I really don't get it.

Move on and all that? How does that sound?

 

So you mean it actually WASN'T stupid the first few pages:naughty:

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OOOOOOOOOOOH

This guy freaks me out, seriously!!

He gives me the creeps. He just looks SO evil!!

 

Let's look at nicer things instead........Let me find some. I used to love Matt Dillon when he was young, in The Outsiders...hmmmm :wub2:

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A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

 

The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?”

 

The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home.

 

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”

 

The father replies, “Making a baby.”

 

The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.”

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

 

 

it goes like this:

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K -I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

 

 

it goes like this:

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K -I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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i don't understand this thread anymore :roftl: i see jokes..

 

 

Far more interesting!:thumb_yello:

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....

 

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

 

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

 

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

 

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time! , I'm jumping too."

 

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

 

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

 

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

 

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

 

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

 

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

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