Sarah_loves_mika Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Who the heck is Joni? Ditto.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Joni Mitchell? River? Never heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_loves_mika Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Joni Mitchell? River? Never heard? the one that sang Big Yellow Taxi???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 the one that sang Big Yellow Taxi???? That rings common, I think so, yes. (Apart from the Counting Crows, who also sang Big Yellow Taxi ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Joni Mitchell? River? Never heard? Nope:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loverrated Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Joni Mitchell? River? Never heard? .... ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA_OBESSED Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 I had no clue this thread would be so popular...in fact I thought it would be deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenbbw Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Deleted? Why? Is mentioning Joni Mitchell considered subversive?? Oh, and yes she did sing Big Yellow Taxi as did Amy Grant. "....don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til it's gone....." and "...they paved paradise and put up a parking lot...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Deleted?Why? Is mentioning Joni Mitchell considered subversive?? Oh, and yes she did sing Big Yellow Taxi as did Amy Grant. "....don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til it's gone....." and "...they paved paradise and put up a parking lot...." Amy Grant did Big Yellow Taxi as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenbbw Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Amy Grant did Big Yellow Taxi as well? She sure did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 At first I couldn't stand this stalkerish thread but now is so random to be quite entertaining:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenbbw Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 At first I couldn't stand this stalkerish thread but now is so random to be quite entertaining:naughty: It's like car crash TV!! You just can't look away! However, it's randomness is even freaking me out which is rare!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavi Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ok a lil late..but i loved the jokes...heard some already but they were still funny as hell i'll just add one i enjoy...cracks me up everytime...i so wanna try some of them Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples’ carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And; last, but not least! : 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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