CazGirl Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 Chapter 9 John: Mika! Mika where are you? Mika: Not telling! John was speaking to Mika on the phone, face was very red but Mika was nonetheless very cheeky. John: And where are the band! Mika: With meeeeeeee! John: BUT WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOU? Mika: Oh bye John! I've just been called! John: Called WHERE?! Mika: Bye! Click. John growled and screamed and threw his phone on the bed. He flumped down on the bed and flicked onto ITV on the television. Britain's Got Talent was on, and thought that all the talentless idiots would take away his stress. Ant and Dec come onto the screen and show you behind the scenes. Ant: And now ladies and gentleman, we have a very familiar face. It's someone you will all know and actually, we're quite surprised he's here! Hello Mika and welcome to Britain's Got Talent! Mika: *smiles* thank you. Dec: Now this is definitely a *stifles a giggle* a surprise! So... Ant: *is bent over double from laughing silently* Dec: Why..why are you here? And who do you have with you? Mika: *giggles* I know it's weird, but this is just for fun. I've got my Scottish guitar player Martin Waugh, my backing singer Saranayde, my chinese/korean bassist Mikey Choi, my keyboard player Luke Juby and the small but mighty drummer, Cherisse. Oh! And Lollipop Girl. *Lorna Bridge waves hello excitedly* Dec: Oh right and I must say you're er...quite a colourful bunch. The camera zooms out so everyone can see their costumes: Mika: Chicken suit Cherisse: Bunny Luke Juby: Elephant Martin Waugh: Crocodile Saranayde: Parrot Mikey Choi: Monkey Lorna Bridge: Lollipop Girl Mika: *grins* Yeah, we're pretty mental. Ant: So, so can you give any clue? Any idea as to what you're gonna do? Mika: No, all I can say it's that it's something you've neeeever seen before! Dec: right! So er...good luck everyone, it's your turn! Mika: thanks, see you later guys! John: WTF IS THAT BOY DOING?!?!!? Ant: *to the camera* I can't believe he's here! Dec: Simon...Si..Simon! *laughs incredibly* Ant: *joins in with the laughter* *::..::*On stage*::..::* They've all got their heads on, so they're all anonymous apart from Lorna. Piers: Right....okay....so this is interesting already. Simon: I think "scary" is more the word, Piers. Amanda: I think you all look brilliant. Simon: So, what do you name yourselves? Lorna: Ozzy is a gay boy. *crowd erupts into laughter, but Mika comes over to her waving his arms* Lorna: Oh wait! No, no, no! We're called "The cocks!" *crowd erupts into more laughter* Simon: I am already wondering why the Royal family would want to see a group in animal costumes calling themselves "The Cocks" Lorna: Oh! Because we're very entertaining! Piers: Right...well...off you go... The lights descend, a white screen comes down from the ceiling and they all take their place behind it apart from Lollipop Girl, who gets props from the stage like bush standees and psychadelic circles. She then runs off stage and "Teddy Bears Picnic" music starts. They start their routine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5fgdYotnfM&feature=related It starts off with the three judges looking rather suspicious, and the moment they produce sexual content Simon hits his buzzer. Then Cherisse comes on with her "Bad Bunny" act and the crowd laughs when the Chicken goes to kill the bunny. At this point, Lorna Bridge comes on in full Lollipop Girl act, spotlight on her, screaming in a shrill voice. Lorna: Help! Help! Chew Chew is after my lollipop! Mikey comes running on, now with a Top Hat Lorna: Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!! *does a silly little girl run* Mika voice starts to boom from the speakers Mika: Never fear Lollipop Girl! I am here!! Simon: I recognise that voice... Mika comes flying in on a pretend vine in a leopard print loincloth and the crowd erupts into laughter Simon: WTF?! John: OMFG LORD!!!! I'M RUINED!! COMPLETELY RUINED!!!! *gulps down Jack Daniels* Mika lands on stage and holds Lollipop Girl Mika: Go away Chew Chew! Mikey: *brings a gun on to the stage and blasts it* The lights go red, and red rose petals fall from the ceiling. Everyone is in slow motion, and Mika and Lollipop Girl fall to the ground together Mika: Lollipop Girl...I love you! Lollipop Girl: I love you too!!! The rest of the animals come on the stage holding hands and they all start singing Band: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU Simon: Oh no. Band: THEY TRY TO PULL ME AWAY, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH John: *is now drunk* Band: MY HEART'S CRIPPLED BY THE VEIN THAT KEEPS ON CLOSING...YOU CUT ME OPEN AND I... A parade of MFCers now join on the stage, accompanied with their awful singing everyone: KEEP BLEEDING! KEEP, KEEP BLEEDING LOVE!!! KEEP BLEEDING, I KEEP, KEEP BLEEDING LOVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 :lmao: hahahha How do you do to write all that!! I can't stop of laughing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 John: Mika! Mika where are you?Mika: Not telling! John was speaking to Mika on the phone, face was very red but Mika was nonetheless very cheeky. John: And where are the band! Mika: With meeeeeeee! John: BUT WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOU? Mika: Oh bye John! I've just been called! John: Called WHERE?! Mika: Bye! Click. John growled and screamed and threw his phone on the bed. He flumped down on the bed and flicked onto ITV on the television. Britain's Got Talent was on, and thought that all the talentless idiots would take away his stress. Ant and Dec come onto the screen and show you behind the scenes. Ant: And now ladies and gentleman, we have a very familiar face. It's someone you will all know and actually, we're quite surprised he's here! Hello Mika and welcome to Britain's Got Talent! Mika: *smiles* thank you. Dec: Now this is definitely a *stifles a giggle* a surprise! So... Ant: *is bent over double from laughing silently* Dec: Why..why are you here? And who do you have with you? Mika: *giggles* I know it's weird, but this is just for fun. I've got my Scottish guitar player Martin Waugh, my backing singer Saranayde, my chinese/korean bassist Mikey Choi, my keyboard player Luke Juby and the small but mighty drummer, Cherisse. Oh! And Lollipop Girl. *Lorna Bridge waves hello excitedly* Dec: Oh right and I must say you're er...quite a colourful bunch. The camera zooms out so everyone can see their costumes: Mika: Chicken suit Cherisse: Bunny Luke Juby: Elephant Martin Waugh: Crocodile Saranayde: Parrot Mikey Choi: Monkey Lorna Bridge: Lollipop Girl Mika: *grins* Yeah, we're pretty mental. Ant: So, so can you give any clue? Any idea as to what you're gonna do? Mika: No, all I can say it's that it's something you've neeeever seen before! Dec: right! So er...good luck everyone, it's your turn! Mika: thanks, see you later guys! John: WTF IS THAT BOY DOING?!?!!? Ant: *to the camera* I can't believe he's here! Dec: Simon...Si..Simon! *laughs incredibly* Ant: *joins in with the laughter* *::..::*On stage*::..::* They've all got their heads on, so they're all anonymous apart from Lorna. Piers: Right....okay....so this is interesting already. Simon: I think "scary" is more the word, Piers. Amanda: I think you all look brilliant. Simon: So, what do you name yourselves? Lorna: Ozzy is a gay boy. *crowd erupts into laughter, but Mika comes over to her waving his arms* Lorna: Oh wait! No, no, no! We're called "The cocks!" *crowd erupts into more laughter* Simon: I am already wondering why the Royal family would want to see a group in animal costumes calling themselves "The Cocks" Lorna: Oh! Because we're very entertaining! Piers: Right...well...off you go... The lights descend, a white screen comes down from the ceiling and they all take their place behind it apart from Lollipop Girl, who gets props from the stage like bush standees and psychadelic circles. She then runs off stage and "Teddy Bears Picnic" music starts. They start their routine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5fgdYotnfM&feature=related It starts off with the three judges looking rather suspicious, and the moment they produce sexual content Simon hits his buzzer. Then Cherisse comes on with her "Bad Bunny" act and the crowd laughs when the Chicken goes to kill the bunny. At this point, Lorna Bridge comes on in full Lollipop Girl act, spotlight on her, screaming in a shrill voice. Lorna: Help! Help! Chew Chew is after my lollipop! Mikey comes running on, now with a Top Hat Lorna: Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!! *does a silly little girl run* Mika voice starts to boom from the speakers Mika: Never fear Lollipop Girl! I am here!! Simon: I recognise that voice... Mika comes flying in on a pretend vine in a leopard print loincloth and the crowd erupts into laughter Simon: WTF?! John: OMFG LORD!!!! I'M RUINED!! COMPLETELY RUINED!!!! *gulps down Jack Daniels* Mika lands on stage and holds Lollipop Girl Mika: Go away Chew Chew! Mikey: *brings a gun on to the stage and blasts it* The lights go red, and red rose petals fall from the ceiling. Everyone is in slow motion, and Mika and Lollipop Girl fall to the ground together Mika: Lollipop Girl...I love you! Lollipop Girl: I love you too!!! The rest of the animals come on the stage holding hands and they all start singing Band: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU Simon: Oh no. Band: THEY TRY TO PULL ME AWAY, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH John: *is now drunk* Band: MY HEART'S CRIPPLED BY THE VEIN THAT KEEPS ON CLOSING...YOU CUT ME OPEN AND I... A parade of MFCers now join on the stage, accompanied with their awful singing everyone: KEEP BLEEDING! KEEP, KEEP BLEEDING LOVE!!! KEEP BLEEDING, I KEEP, KEEP BLEEDING LOVE! :lmao: BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 i'm well surprised you guys found that funny i was totally concentrating on something else at the time LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 You take your youngling age multiply it by 4 Now a whole lot of oldlings need a whole lot more (glasses, hearing aids, wheelchairs, tena whatevers .....you know) <- That's insane!! :lmao: The best of the best!!! Lol, CazGirl! You are great!! Can wait to read more of you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 Lol, CazGirl! You are great!! Can wait to read more of you!! lol thanks! but i didn't make up the oldling's song. mamacatt did i believe! she showed it to me so i put it in lol. have you read all the chapters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 i'm well surprised you guys found that funny i was totally concentrating on something else at the time LOL Them singing Bleeding Love at the end was inspired!!!! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 Them singing Bleeding Love at the end was inspired!!!! :roftl: well britain's got talent was on and this black guy sang an awful rendition of it but afterwards i forgot about that. i was thinking "right. britain's got talent. simon cowell. something's got to be funny" and then ta-duh that happened lol i make my scripts up as i go along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 well britain's got talent was on and this black guy sang an awful rendition of it but afterwards i forgot about that. i was thinking "right. britain's got talent. simon cowell. something's got to be funny" and then ta-duh that happened lol i make my scripts up as i go along Keep them coming - they are great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 lol thanks! but i didn't make up the oldling's song. mamacatt did i believe! she showed it to me so i put it in lol. have you read all the chapters? Yes! I pretty much spended my afternoon reading aaaaall the 17 pages!! I swear i looked like a crazy person, laughing REALLY OUT LOUD! And you definitely should send this to Mika, he's gonna looove it! Not that much Jerry's Mum 'cuz she's the one that is gonna have to read it for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 Yes! I pretty much spended my afternoon reading aaaaall the 17 pages!! I swear i looked like a crazy person, laughing REALLY OUT LOUD! And you definitely should send this to Mika, he's gonna looove it! Not that much Jerry's Mum 'cuz she's the one that is gonna have to read it for him wow i have another hardcore fan lol!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 wow i have another hardcore fan lol!!!! I'm one of your fans too!! hahahah:punk: :punk: you are really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 that was really amazing Caz :roftl: you sure know how to make people crack a smile.. maybe you should go on Britain's Got Talent and get some of the MFCers to act out the parts well britain's got talent was on and this black guy sang an awful rendition of it but afterwards i forgot about that. i was thinking "right. britain's got talent. simon cowell. something's got to be funny" and then ta-duh that happened lol i make my scripts up as i go along Oh yeah I was watching that What the hell was wrong with that dude?! And they played the teddy bear picnic song *acting as if mika owns that song* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 I'm one of your fans too!! hahahah:punk: you are really good so i see! thank you! that was really amazing Caz :roftl: you sure know how to make people crack a smile.. maybe you should go on Britain's Got Talent and get some of the MFCers to act out the parts Oh yeah I was watching that What the hell was wrong with that dude?! And they played the teddy bear picnic song *acting as if mika owns that song* yeah i heard that! i was singing along to it rofl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 yeah i heard that! i was singing along to it rofl! So was I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 so i see! thank you! You're welcome I read all, and I love it!! I couldn't stop of laughing, but I don't write too much, because my english sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 You're crazy, LOL! But inspired. Heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 wow i have another hardcore fan lol!!!! Oh, yeeeah! hehe... everybody enjoy laughing; and u are great at it PD: My friend Cintia_Jenny... She told me that i'll have to tell you she was the one that indroduced me your thread or she wouldn't talk to me anymore, lol. I'm kinda overreacting but she did wanna get credited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnieszka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 omg, it was all worth it. discovering Mika, making my sisters buy me tickets to his gigs, spending nights on airports and railway stations to save money that i would have to spend on hotels, not getting discouraged by the fact that the two gigs I had tickets for got postponed, selling my cell phone to afford to go to London in February. it was all worth it because it led me to this thread.. i mean, caz, you're not just funny, you're amazingly brilliant! it's nearly 3 am and i'm pretty sure i've woken up all my family laughing like a maniac. i hope you'll manage to hand those to Mika, he's gonna love them. thanks a lot and waiting for more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Oh, yeeeah! hehe... everybody enjoy laughing; and u are great at it PD: My friend Cintia_Jenny... She told me that i'll have to tell you she was the one that indroduced me your thread or she wouldn't talk to me anymore, lol. I'm kinda overreacting but she did wanna get credited! That is not true! I'm Not threat you I'm only said that you read because you was lazy and said that it was much to read!! hahhaha! and you can't stop laughing right!! hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 That is not true! I'm Not threat you I'm only said that you read because you was lazy and said that it was much to read!! hahhaha! and you can't stop laughing right!! hahah :roftl: I was just giving you the credits you deserved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 well well caz... it is 12:55 a.m., i just got home and thought i'd check and see if you got inspired while i was gone. you didn't disappoint me, but i never thought simon would be your inspiration ! :roftl: wtg girl!! hope to read more from you soon... i said SOON! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 wow! glad to know i put so many smiles on people's faces! And Rose, i know I'm mad ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 wow! glad to know i put so many smiles on people's faces!And Rose, i know I'm mad ! OMG!! what time is there?? you are awake? Here is so late!! 3:32 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 OMG!! what time is there?? you are awake? Here is so late!! 3:32 AM it's 8:10am here lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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