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"We should clone Mika...oh wait, his DNA probably has COMPLETELY different nucleotides." -My friend :wub2:

 

"Who is that on your shirt? Is that Mika? Or an old lady dressing as Mika?" -My history teacher. He got slapped.

 

:teehee:

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl:

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A teacher at school on Friday (I was dressed as Mika for school halloween): Who are you?

 

Me: MIKA!!

 

Teacher: hmm... I don't know who that is

 

Me: <plays Love Today on portable speakers>

 

Teacher: OOOOH! That's the guy with the golden sneakers!!

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A teacher at school on Friday (I was dressed as Mika for school halloween): Who are you?

 

Me: MIKA!!

 

Teacher: hmm... I don't know who that is

 

Me: <plays Love Today on portable speakers>

 

Teacher: OOOOH! That's the guy with the golden sneakers!!

 

:shocked::biggrin2:

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forevermika

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A teacher at school on Friday (I was dressed as Mika for school halloween): Who are you?

 

Me: MIKA!!

 

Teacher: hmm... I don't know who that is

 

Me: <plays Love Today on portable speakers>

 

Teacher: OOOOH! That's the guy with the golden sneakers!!

 

haha! dressing as Mika for halloween alone would be so funny! :roftl:

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"Mika? That dude with the golden high-tops? Who danced around in his underwear? That Mika? Huh. He's cool. He has a cool clothes..."

 

-The new kid in my class. I like her.

 

"So, are you still obsessed with that Mika guy? 'cos if you are, I swear I will hurt you."

 

-My friend.

 

(P.S I got kicked in the shin.)

 

"What in the name of... What's a 'Mika-gasmic'?"

 

-Other friend.

 

"Mika? A music teacher?... Imagine if he was OUR music teacher... Haha! You'd fancy a teacher! That would be an AWKWARD lesson... But it'd be HILARIOUS!"

 

"Mika hurt himself... Ha ha ha... Serves him right for having such a hyper attitude. But y'know, I hope he gets well soon... For your sake."

 

-Both are from the same friend that kicked me in teh shin.

 

 

And...

 

Friend: So, how's Mika's foot?

Me: (Not sure, because I haven't been on MFC for three days.) I dunno... I'm not his foot doctor.

Friend: Haha. No, I just thought you'd know. Being obsessed and all.

Me: At the moment, I don't give a damn about Mika OR his foot problems.

Mum: (she's overheard us talking) Oh, then I'll cancel the tickets to see him.

Me: NO NO NO NO NO! YOU DO THAT AND I'LL KILL YOU!

Friend: :blink: But you just said..?

Me: LIES! ALL LIES I TELL YOU! DON'T CANCEL!!!

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"Mika? That dude with the golden high-tops? Who danced around in his underwear? That Mika? Huh. He's cool. He has a cool clothes..."

 

-The new kid in my class. I like her.

 

"So, are you still obsessed with that Mika guy? 'cos if you are, I swear I will hurt you."

 

-My friend.

 

(P.S I got kicked in the shin.)

 

"What in the name of... What's a 'Mika-gasmic'?"

 

-Other friend.

 

"Mika? A music teacher?... Imagine if he was OUR music teacher... Haha! You'd fancy a teacher! That would be an AWKWARD lesson... But it'd be HILARIOUS!"

 

"Mika hurt himself... Ha ha ha... Serves him right for having such a hyper attitude. But y'know, I hope he gets well soon... For your sake."

 

-Both are from the same friend that kicked me in teh shin.

 

 

And...

 

Friend: So, how's Mika's foot?

Me: (Not sure, because I haven't been on MFC for three days.) I dunno... I'm not his foot doctor.

Friend: Haha. No, I just thought you'd know. Being obsessed and all.

Me: At the moment, I don't give a damn about Mika OR his foot problems.

Mum: (she's overheard us talking) Oh, then I'll cancel the tickets to see him.

Me: NO NO NO NO NO! YOU DO THAT AND I'LL KILL YOU!

Friend: :blink: But you just said..?

Me: LIES! ALL LIES I TELL YOU! DON'T CANCEL!!!

Coolness :P

 

I had a conversation with a friend about having Mika as a teacher.

It was cause we were gonna have a new one and noone knew about him/her. She said "what would u do if mika came in and said he was the new teacher?'

me: 'you guys would all stand up politely and start judging him but id be slumped on my desk passed out'

her: 'lol. Well, that would make at least ONE lesson where youd pay attention!'

me: 'not to the work though :) i can just imagine him going "antoinette, see me after class!" and id be like "with pleasure sir <3 "'

her: ' lolz'

me: 'never gonna happen though. Hes really badly dislexic so hed be like: maths. Ok. So. The square root of pie is... Oh who cares about this **** anyway lets put music on and dance all daay!"

her: 'omg. As much as i wish he had never existed i want him as my teacher!!"

 

heh. So do ii!

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CalicoSkies

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Mom: Micky

Me: Mika

Mom: Micky makes it better.

Me:Mika is lovely

Mom Micky is lovleyer

Me: Finnnnnne I'll remake the car playlist I'll alternate Micky and Mika songs Deal?

Mom: You used to love Micky

Me: I still do but I love Mika too.

Mom: That's not right. Micky is the best.

 

Mom and I discussing what to play in the car. Hee

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lala_lollies44

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girl who sits next to me in math looking at the Mika pics on my planner

 

:"OOH! He's hot. I'd totally do him!" :mf_lustslow:

 

Me: :shocked: "But...you're a lesbian..."

 

Her: "Yeah, but he looks like a girl."

 

Me: :sneaky2: "Nuh-uh!"

 

Her: "Okay, he doesn't, but I'd still do him."

 

Me: "Oh..."

 

Her: *In a creepy whisper to herself* "He's the one guy I would ever do."

 

:blink:

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OhMyMika!!

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girl who sits next to me in math looking at the Mika pics on my planner

 

:"OOH! He's hot. I'd totally do him!" :mf_lustslow:

 

Me: :shocked: "But...you're a lesbian..."

 

Her: "Yeah, but he looks like a girl."

 

Me: :sneaky2: "Nuh-uh!"

 

Her: "Okay, he doesn't, but I'd still do him."

 

Me: "Oh..."

 

Her: *In a creepy whisper to herself* "He's the one guy I would ever do."

 

:blink:

 

That's totally awkward. :lmfao:

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I have a new one, from the same friend who kicked me in the shin, and who hit her head twice on a locker. That's probably why this quote exists!

 

(... It was my locker she hit her head on. :teehee:)

 

Her: I GOT IT! Lady Gaga's half a man, right?

 

Me: What? No!

 

Her:A he-she, right? And Mika's dating someone, right? He's dating her!

 

Me: What?!

 

Her: Duh! That's why he's bisexual! 'Cos technically, if he's with a man, he's gay, but THEN, if he's with a LADY, then he's straight! Since Lady Gaga is half-and-half, he's BOTH! See?

 

Me: But he said himself that she's a girl. Apparently she came to his house wearing only underwear, and he saw-

 

Her: And why, dear Emma, would she come over in just her underwear?

 

Me: :blink:

 

Her: Exactly!

 

 

... She is really odd sometimes... :blink:

 

 

 

:roftl:

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My aunt tonight:

 

"Mika, yeah, he's really clever. He doesn't seem to be when he's singing and all but when he speaks, you can see he's serious and clever. And I love the way he dresses. It's great."

 

Later:

 

"You know I've just discovered this artist, Christian Louboutin; he's amazing. I'd like a pair of his shoes." Me: "Fanfan [it's my aunt's nickname], you know that CL makes shoes for Mika!" Her: "Oh yeah! That doesn't surprise me at all!"

 

:D

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alice.loves.mika

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:shocked: I'm so shocked...

 

Today in art class, it was the end of the lesson so I decided to touch up a drawing of Mika I did recently in my planner. My art teacher, Mr Whiteley, came up to me and asked me who it was.

Me: It's Mika, the singer.

Mr Whiteley: Oh yes, the one with the sqeaky voice. I know him

Robyn - my friend who I was sitting next to: Yes, but do you know him personally?

Mr Whiteley: No. But I'm sure Alice wants to. (:das:)

 

:shocked::shocked:

Mr Whiteley is...well, he must be wayyyy over 50! He used to teach my parents! He should not be saying these things !! :shocked:

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mum: that's it, no mika for a day, i mean it...

me: :tears:

mum: i can't take it any longer

me: :tears:

mum: it's been over 18 years of your life (my whole life) of you being sad and sorry for yourself

me: yeah and...

mum: i used to long for the days a man would change your attitude to life

me: :blink: wtf are you on about?

mum: well, this guy has changed your attitude to life, your a hyped up life speeder that hasn't calmed down for a second without letting at least 5 minutes go by without a mika comment, mika song, mika fact, mika story, mika quote...

me: :boxed: you make me sound horrible

mum: i have had it with the mika stuff, just shut up for half a day PLEASE, and i will know that you can be trusted to be normal...

me: ... :blink: ...

mum: :wink2:

me: ... ... ... ... ... you know mika doesn't agree to being normal and fitting in with others!!

mum: :doh::roftl:

me: :blink: uh oh, that just slipped out :lmfao:

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:shocked: I'm so shocked...

 

Today in art class, it was the end of the lesson so I decided to touch up a drawing of Mika I did recently in my planner. My art teacher, Mr Whiteley, came up to me and asked me who it was.

Me: It's Mika, the singer.

Mr Whiteley: Oh yes, the one with the sqeaky voice. I know him

Robyn - my friend who I was sitting next to: Yes, but do you know him personally?

Mr Whiteley: No. But I'm sure Alice wants to. (:das:)

 

:shocked::shocked:

Mr Whiteley is...well, he must be wayyyy over 50! He used to teach my parents! He should not be saying these things !! :shocked:

 

Maybe the fact that your drawing was topless gave it away slightly...? (:naughty:)

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I ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE IN MY SCHOOL WHO HAS HEARD OF MIKA AND SEEN HIM LIVE!!!

 

:aah:

 

Sorry, it was an event. :teehee: We had an odd conversation about Mika.

 

Me:*quietly singing Love Today*

Him: Are you singing Mika?

Me: YES!! Do you know his music?

Him:Yep, I saw him live with my cousin awhile back. He's okay.

Me: I saw him live last month!!!! *sigh* It was amazing. :wub2:

Him: Did you meet him?

Me: Sadly, no. Did you?

Him: Yep. He was nice, but he kept staring at my cousin's boobs.

Me: What?!

Him: He did! Even the people around us noticed. It was pretty obvious. Sorry, did I just crush your dreams? :naughty:

Me: Uhhh...no

 

 

I'm not sure what he meant by that.

:roftl:

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this thread is helarious

i have a few

 

after a mika concert a few months back in the loo

girl 1: So, enjoy yourself?

girl 2: Yes, I really did.

girl 1: How does it feel? You're no longer a Mika-virgin

girl 2: It was amazing. I'm becoming a whore!

 

 

 

 

And another one

IT teacher: What's your website about?

Friend from across the room: MIKA I BET!

Me: Well, maybe

IT teacher: Who's Mika?

Me: sdgvfjghsdjgfdsjgfdsg!!! Okay, Mika is the most amazing, talented singer ever.

*shows about 600 pictures of him to her*

IT teacher: Oh okay, he's sweet. What does he sing?

Me: WHAT DOES HE SING? Oh man..

Friend from across the room: DO NOT GET HER STARTED!

Me: What?

 

 

:)

 

I love Mika

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this thread is helarious

i have a few

 

after a mika concert a few months back in the loo

girl 1: So, enjoy yourself?

girl 2: Yes, I really did.

girl 1: How does it feel? You're no longer a Mika-virgin

girl 2: It was amazing. I'm becoming a whore!

 

 

:roftl::roftl: "a whore" :thumb_yello: Fantastic :teehee:

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I ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE IN MY SCHOOL WHO HAS HEARD OF MIKA AND SEEN HIM LIVE!!!

 

:aah:

 

Sorry, it was an event. :teehee: We had an odd conversation about Mika.

 

Me:*quietly singing Love Today*

Him: Are you singing Mika?

Me: YES!! Do you know his music?

Him:Yep, I saw him live with my cousin awhile back. He's okay.

Me: I saw him live last month!!!! *sigh* It was amazing. :wub2:

Him: Did you meet him?

Me: Sadly, no. Did you?

Him: Yep. He was nice, but he kept staring at my cousin's boobs.

Me: What?!

Him: He did! Even the people around us noticed. It was pretty obvious. Sorry, did I just crush your dreams? :naughty:

Me: Uhhh...no

 

 

I'm not sure what he meant by that.

:roftl:

 

:lmfao::lmao: Mika's the best!!!!!!! :roftl:

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