kreacher Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 M:imma,you smell sooo BAD! i just noticed it looks like he's yelling at her biceps yeah, i just noticed that, i must admit my eyes were drawn elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 OMM!!! What have you done????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 May I laugh??? ........ .......... LMFAO!! :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 yeah, i just noticed that, i must admit my eyes were drawn elsewhere I hear you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 i still see him! maybe he ought to hide under her dress, but that might not help his ball situation much don't know why he would think he could fit those balls under there, the dress is big but not *that* big M: Immaaaaaa! They're saying i've got the huge blue biggest balls evah! I: No, Boss! They must be having problems with their magnifier lenses for sure! M: let me check if your balls got bigger and blue too! I: You must have had little contact with female lately! we don't have balls, Boss! BWAHAHAHA!!! omm wonka - you'll end up in the dungeons with us all..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingkites Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 you can be my assistant since i volunteered before you... actually since those balls are so big we might need more volunteers:naughty: Oh I'll be quite satisfied as an assistant... If any of the mods happen to stop by and read the last few pages yes, you are all ending up at the NC's dungeons tonight... Nah, I was there already last night. M: Immaaaaaa! They're saying i've got the huge blue biggest balls evah! I: No, Boss! They must be having problems with their magnifier lenses for sure! M: let me check if your balls got bigger and blue too! I: You must have had little contact with female lately! we don't have balls, Boss! Gosh I love this thread so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 don't know why he would think he could fit those balls under there, the dress is big but not *that* big BWAHAHAHA!!! omm wonka - you'll end up in the dungeons with us all..! i already live there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 I've got this huge cold! Who needs one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 he would be so popular with dogs and the others, since they'd be the only ones who could hear him OMG, I'm so glad no-one is here to hear me laugh! If any of the mods happen to stop by and read the last few pages yes, you are all ending up at the NC's dungeons tonight... I bet they were giggling at all the talk about Mika's blue balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 i already live there.... o yea i forgot that was your home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I've got this huge cold! Who needs one? No thanks, I already have one! Get well soon ... and ... Bless you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Hello Come in... to my car I want to show you my T.O.O.L. I truly can't wait to see it This is hilarious Mina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) Guilty!I was one of many sitting on Mika's lap for the past 3 years! Poor boy, we got his balls huge and blue!:mf_rosetinted: Aww! I only started a few weeks ago... Too much:chkn: Edited January 6, 2012 by crazyaboutmika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I truly can't wait to see it This is hilarious Mina then come in to his car and thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 (edited) Hello Come in... to my car I want to show you my T.O.O.L. [/img] "They could be brown They could be blue They could be violet sky They could be hurtful They could be purple They could be any color you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean But once they get red They blow up on your head" Edited January 6, 2012 by crazyaboutmika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 [/img]"They could be brown They could be blue They could be violet sky They could be hurtful They could be purple They could be any color you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean But once they get red They blow up on your head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Mika: You know guys, I’m having a serious problem lately and I so do hope that you guys can help me out. Guys: Tell us your problem, we’re listening … Well … I was sitting there in my car and this guy comes up to me and he said “my life stinks” and I saw his golden credit card and I saw the way he was looking at me sitting in my car and I looked at his face and you know, what a good looking face, and I just said, “dude, do you want to see my tool?” And that’s where the problem started, ‘cause the guy wasn’t a guy. It was Wonka, one of my craziest fans, dressed up as a guy!!! Of course, I should have known that, but hey, I wasn’t thinking at that moment. I had just enjoyed gin too much, you know. And before I knew it, she told my whole fan club that I want to show them my tool. And now I can’t get rid of my fans anymore. They all want to see my tool. Of course I have a great tool, but hey, I don’t want to show that to the whole world. And you know what – just between you and me – I can’t even show them my tool, because some peeps were sitting on my lap for three years, making my balls huge and blue. My tool kind of disappeared. Believe it or not, man, but my balls got four times bigger. Man: FOUR TIMES BIGGER??? Mika: Yes, four times bigger!!! And they did not only turn blue, but they also turned purple. You know … like the color of your head. Man: I don’t see his big balls. Puppet on the left: Me neither. Puppet on the right: What are you doing to me? What are you doing to me? Mika: I like your shirt. I want to have it. Give it to me. But then I kicked the peeps of my lap and my balls turned normal again. Well … more or less. But now I don’t know what to do. Should I show or should I go? Man: Well Mika … that’s indeed a serious problem … and very difficult to solve. I think there’s only one solution … Chicken Man has to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Mika: Chicken Man??? I like chicken!!! Let Chicken Man come in!!! Hellooooo Chicken Man. Mika: What’s that you have in your hands??? Chicken Man: This is chicken, the answer to your problem. I put chicken on the floor. If it walks in your direction, you show. If it walks in the other direction, you go. Mika: Uuuhhhh, okay. Mika: Oh no, chicken is going in my direction. I have to show. Chicken Man: Chicken has decided. You have to show. Go away, I don’t want to show!!! I want to go!!! Man: Good luck Mika. Chicken has decided. You have to show. Mika: Thanks … I guess. I don’t know if this was such a good idea. Now I have to show. OMG, what will momma say. She will put me back in the basement and I will be grounded for the rest of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melisanda Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 DutchAnnie, Girl, you are on fire!!!:roftl::clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingkites Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 WOAH that was an epic saga! "It was Wonka, one of my craziest fans, dressed up as a guy!!! Of course, I should have known that, but hey, I wasn’t thinking at that moment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I don't want to quote such a long post, but let me just say this: :lmfao: :floor: :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melisanda Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 (edited) oh, my cat looks almost the same...but she doesn't pray that way edit: after thinking...nooooo, my cat looks completely different! Edited January 6, 2012 by Melisanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I don't want to quote such a long post, but let me just say this: :lmfao: :floor::bow: +1:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I don’t know if this was such a good idea. Now I have to show. OMG, what will momma say. She will put me back in the basement and I will be grounded for the rest of my life. He was scared of his mum?! There's no TO BE CONTINUED... I'm disappointed! But not with DutchAnnie! :lmfao::floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melisanda Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 He was scared of his mum?! There's no TO BE CONTINUED... I'm disappointed! But not with DutchAnnie! :lmfao::floor: yes Annie left the stage leaving us in the high moment of expectation...Hitchcock moment...master move...what happens next..will M be a chicken or NOT (he has doubts but we don't know what happens...thrilling moment... ps. I really had big problems with writing "Hitchcock"..had to check... (it's difficult to write...not to say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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