willywonka Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 You have to do it.... As long as you can go of course... I did it! Though i cannot go... but i can always give the tix to my french friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 This morning i woke up and felt the urge of telling ya'all something huge!!! MY TOOL IS SO BIIIIIIG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaito Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 This morning i woke up and felt the urge of telling ya'all something huge!!! MY TOOL IS SO BIIIIIIG!!! You made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 26, 2012 Author Share Posted October 26, 2012 You made my day Good!:mikacool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 This morning i woke up and felt the urge of telling ya'all something huge!!! MY TOOL IS SO BIIIIIIG!!! He keeps telling us that but he has no proof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Last night on Jay Leno I met that Russell Brand, And he would not let go of my hand. At first I thought that he was being such a fool, But then he said, he had heard of my TOOL. The fact that its so big was hard for him to take. He asked me, what was my secret? So I told him that, at first, I worked on it and almost burst, But then some people had to see, And they are called the MFC. Coz they all love me Coz they all love me Coz they all love me They all love me They all love me They all love me for my TOOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I did it! Though i cannot go... but i can always give the tix to my french friends... Ooooh cool! This morning i woke up and felt the urge of telling ya'all something huge!!! MY TOOL IS SO BIIIIIIG!!! You wish Mika Last night on Jay Leno I met that Russell Brand,And he would not let go of my hand. At first I thought that he was being such a fool, But then he said, he had heard of my TOOL. The fact that its so big was hard for him to take. He asked me, what was my secret? So I told him that, at first, I worked on it and almost burst, But then some people had to see, And they are called the MFC. Coz they all love me Coz they all love me Coz they all love me They all love me They all love me They all love me for my TOOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 If Wonka doesn't come to my next gig I am going to hang myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Last night on Jay Leno I met that Russell Brand,And he would not let go of my hand. At first I thought that he was being such a fool, But then he said, he had heard of my TOOL. The fact that its so big was hard for him to take. He asked me, what was my secret? So I told him that, at first, I worked on it and almost burst, But then some people had to see, And they are called the MFC. Coz they all love me Coz they all love me Coz they all love me They all love me They all love me They all love me for my TOOL. If Wonka doesn't come to my next gig I am going to hang myself Let me snog you and touch your butt, as peeps are always touching mine and i wanna know the feeling... Paul: Dontcha dare to touch my butt in public, man!!! Mika: Oh dont be such a pain, let me touch your butt! Paul:You touched my butt publicly!! No i didn't, i was just feeling if your coat's wool was soft!! Paul: And you gave a bad breath! Mika: Noooo i don't that's sooo unfair! Edited October 28, 2012 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 M: Ingie, sit down now!!! I: make me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 M: SIIIIIT, WOMAN!!! I: Hold on, dude!!! Ohhh, shut up wife!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 Hullo, mom? Make sure we don't get Ingster on stage on our next gig here!!! She's a stubborn beyotch!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 Mika: Hey,Monie would you slap Ingster for me please? Monie: i wouldn't dare!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 Here you are! I'm slapping you now!!! Ingie: Woooahhh! I got slapped by Mika! i'll never wash my face again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Mwahahahaahahahahahahha:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 29, 2012 Author Share Posted October 29, 2012 Mwahahahaahahahahahahha:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 29, 2012 Author Share Posted October 29, 2012 Mika would you follow me on twitter if i told u my tool is as big as this rose??? Mika: WOAAAHHHH! Watcha username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Mika would you follow me on twitter if i told u my tool is as big as this rose??? Mika: WOAAAHHHH! Watcha username? Meeks's face :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Mika would you follow me on twitter if i told u my tool is as big as this rose??? Mika: WOAAAHHHH! Watcha username? roses are red violets are blue I like your TOOL let me follow you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 roses are redviolets are blue I like your TOOL let me follow you roses are yellow my balls are blue Your tool is bigger than mine i'd better start following you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 roses are yellowmy balls are blue Your tool is bigger than mine i'd better start following you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 roses are yellowmy balls are blue Your tool is bigger than mine i'd better start following you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Mika would you follow me on twitter if i told u my tool is as big as this rose??? Mika: WOAAAHHHH! Watcha username? Paradiso security guy: Yeah, right...look at this naive singer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 Paradiso security guy: Yeah, right...look at this naive singer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 Paul: My tool is bigger than yours! Mika: Yeah, right... Paul:It is, indeed! Mika:You'd wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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