CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 And I was just about to go to bed as well, good thing I didn't yet This script was bloody hilarious .. Usual crew lol.. err Are you purposely trying to make me sound dumber than I already am-not? you know I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Me too.Loving the second half of the story, with the London crew. And my friends laptop has a floppy disk slot. does it?! i didn't think they did lol! Note to self: must do more research! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 does it?! i didn't think they did lol! Note to self: must do more research! I should mention it's an old laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Mika: Right, okay Hector, Nectar, Fletcher and..........Bob, I want YOU guys to direct me to the squirrel named Humphrey! POP! Mika let out a blood curdling, girlie scream as he dropped a foot or two. The pop also made the Squirrel jump, and he dropped the floppy disk which landed on the grass. Child #1: What's that? Is it a bird? Child #2: Is it a plane? Parent: Nah it's just Mika. Child #1: What's a Mika? Parent: A man. A very, very bizarre man. At this point, Jerry has arrived above the park, still flying and buzzing around. He has a bit of a fit, with lots of jerky movements, moving up, down, side to side, diagonal, sharp, vomit inducing movements. He eventually lands heavily on the ground next to the family. Parent: Oh my word. John then comes trudging along the grass, looking worse for wear, his clothes sodden with sweat and looking as though he'd lost about two stone. He arrived at Jerry's fallen spot, heaving and huffing and puffing and collapsing right next to him. Child #1: Mom, what's going on? Child #2: Yeah, you said Mika was strange. Parent: Mika: Yeah great, and I'm still STUCK up here, my limbs have gone NUMB, and no-one seems to care!!!! John: *looks up* Mika, why are you flying with balloons? Or am I hallucinating? Mika: Uhm...well...I can explain... John: Mika, is that my floppy disk over there? Mika: this is my explanation!.....It's all one big hallucination!! *Jazz hands* John: I never know with you. Jerry: Whoa....the Earth is spinning... Child #1: Bright spark. John: You wretched....wretched....fools... Mika: Iiiiiit's nooooooot reeeeaaaaal..... John: Oh shut up Mika, if it was a hallucination it would be pleasant, because real life with you is a curse. Mika: Well gee, thanks. Meanwhile, Humphrey had seen his chance to nick the floppy disk once more. He picked it up and put it back in his mouth, and zoomed off. At the same time, there was an MFC meetup in London with the usual crew; Babs, Danika, Laura, Jennie and Jemma. They saw the Squirrel. Danika: Oh look, a squirrel! Jemma: What's it got in it's mouth? Laura: I think it's a floppy disk! Jennie: Wow, do you think we should look at it? Babs: Why not. Hey, Caz? Caz is dressed in normal clothes this time but on a seperate table, sipping a cup of iced tea. Her laptop is on the table and she peers over to them. Caz: Sup, guys? Danika: We found a floppy disk. Jemma: I didn't think laptops had floppy disk spaces? Caz: ........My laptop is special. Jennie: Come on, let's put it in! Caz grabs the floppy disk and inserts it. The suspense is killing everyone as they all wait for it to load. They are shocked at what they see. Babs: Omg that's sick. Even for my eyes. Laura: Whoa, that is hardcore. Danika: *tilts head to one side* I don't get it. It's a floppy disk containing pictures of John and.....Ashley Dupre. They hear some commotion in the living room, so they go to see what is going on. There's Jerry's mum, fiddling and bashing the CD player. Mika: What are you doing? Jerry's mum: Oh I found this CD in the computer and thought it might be some of your demo's, dear, and I wanted to listen, but it's not working! *bash bash bash* John: Kill me now. Kill me now and put me out of my misery. Just some of my favourite bits!!! :lmao: I was able to read the two parts together - and I was on tenterhooks scrolling down - the phone rang, and I didn't even answer it!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Child #1: What's that? Is it a bird? Child #2: Is it a plane? Parent: Nah it's just Mika. Child #1: What's a Mika? Parent: A man. A very, very bizarre man. The new part is brilliant, as usual:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Well, join the exodus. There's a whole heap of Canadians who are promising to visit, I think coinciding with a Mika tour, and your accomodation will be taken care of. We all keep offering our houses! awwwwww that is so nice of you guys!!! that would be the best!!!! will have to wait and see if i won the lottery or not ;o) (that's the only thing standing in the way ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veroMica Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Hahahhahahahhaa!!!!!!! "Child #1: What's a Mika? Parent: A man. A very, very bizarre man." OMG, Caz, you're crazy, in a great way that I love, but crazy. What will I do with my loud laugh when you stop doing this????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I keep telling ppl that Mika marked his butt to know where his head is and where is the butt!! *wall above Mika's bed with a note hanging on it* big, black with curly thingies- head,// small, down, with pink post-in note- butt" lol :lmfao: This just made me choke on my breakfast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Just some of my favourite bits!!! :lmao:I was able to read the two parts together - and I was on tenterhooks scrolling down - the phone rang, and I didn't even answer it!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!! LMAOOOO, you nutcase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Hahahhahahahhaa!!!!!!!"Child #1: What's a Mika? Parent: A man. A very, very bizarre man." OMG, Caz, you're crazy, in a great way that I love, but crazy. What will I do with my loud laugh when you stop doing this????? people seem to love that bit LMAO. And yes, I'm very crazy I know it will have to stop at one point. Once Mika receives this, if I get positive feedback *somehow* then I'll probably make another book for him, so maybe the madness will never end!!! Unless it's best to just do the one and let the legend rest as a legend...if you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauruslady Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Mika: Focus Mika, foc-- Oh look, a squirrel! A red, fluffy squirrel hops down from the windowsill and runs up the computer's tower. As he climbs up it, he presses a switch and the computer comes to life. Mika: OMG you're my hero! I shall name you Humphrey! the squirrel never gets old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 people seem to love that bit LMAO. And yes, I'm very crazy I know it will have to stop at one point. Once Mika receives this, if I get positive feedback *somehow* then I'll probably make another book for him, so maybe the madness will never end!!! Unless it's best to just do the one and let the legend rest as a legend...if you understand. I for one totally understand;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 I for one totally understand;-) Good-oh but i dunno when this first book will end. it will be as big as harry potter and the order of the phoenix book by the time Mika returns back to touring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 people seem to love that bit LMAO. And yes, I'm very crazy I know it will have to stop at one point. Once Mika receives this, if I get positive feedback *somehow* then I'll probably make another book for him, so maybe the madness will never end!!! Unless it's best to just do the one and let the legend rest as a legend...if you understand. Do you think we could cope with the scripts coming to an end? :shocked: Well I guess you could take a break while Mika's on tour, then start again when he's on a break? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 :lmfao:This just made me choke on my breakfast!!! awww I'm sorry that wasn't my intention people seem to love that bit LMAO. And yes, I'm very crazy I know it will have to stop at one point. Once Mika receives this, if I get positive feedback *somehow* then I'll probably make another book for him, so maybe the madness will never end!!! Unless it's best to just do the one and let the legend rest as a legend...if you understand. unless they locked you in a loony bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Chapter 19 - Part 2 Mika: Right, okay Hector, Nectar, Fletcher and..........Bob, I want YOU guys to direct me to the squirrel named Humphrey! :lmao: lmao: I love the chapters!!!!! You make laugh so high!!! hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 you know I love you Do you, do you Caz? I'm starting to not believe it anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Do you think we could cope with the scripts coming to an end? :shocked: Well I guess you could take a break while Mika's on tour, then start again when he's on a break? Oh, so that's my job now, is it? Mika better start paying me, or else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Do you, do you Caz? I'm starting to not believe it anymore How much do you love me? How much do you care? How much do you miss me when I'm not there? How much do you love me? How much do you care? How much do you need me when I'm not there? DO DO DO DOODOO, DO DO DO DO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaatje066 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Chapter 19 - Part 2 On all four balloons, Mika (because he's a perfectionist) drew a face on each of them. However, the little rodent was still too fast for our darling Mika. Well hey, he was trying to fix something. Making a mess of it, sure, but trying to fix it nonetheless. Mika: oh COME. ON! MY FAN'S FUTURE RESTS ON THAT FLOPPY DISK!!! Parent: Then you should be more careful, shouldn't you. Mika: WASN'T *ENTIRELY* MY FAULT! YOU SEE, THERE WAS THIS FLYING SQUIRREL - Mika: this is my explanation!.....It's all one big hallucination!! *Jazz hands* John: I never know with you. ... Mika: Iiiiiit's nooooooot reeeeaaaaal..... John: Oh shut up Mika, if it was a hallucination it would be pleasant, because real life with you is a curse. Mika: Well gee, thanks. It's a floppy disk containing pictures of John and.....Ashley Dupre. Mika: Ohh....so what's on the floppy disk? John: ..........................Nothing. Mika: Wait, so i trekked - wait - no, i FLEW - all that way for a BLANK floppy disk??!! John: No, it had stuff on it. Personal stuff. Mika: Like what? John: Nothing for you to know. I just woke my hubby with my laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Freaka =) Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Hahahhahahahhaa!!!!!!! "Child #1: What's a Mika? Parent: A man. A very, very bizarre man." :roftl: my fav 2!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 I just woke my hubby with my laughter LOL you nutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 :roftl: my fav 2!! I'm wondering if that quote is gonna end up in anyone's signatures LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 awwwwww that is so nice of you guys!!! that would be the best!!!!will have to wait and see if i won the lottery or not ;o) (that's the only thing standing in the way ) Let's hope you win the lottery then. Robi said I could stay at her house in Italy once and I said I'd have to win the lottery, the only trouble is, I don't participate in the lottery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Let's hope you win the lottery then. Robi said I could stay at her house in Italy once and I said I'd have to win the lottery, the only trouble is, I don't participate in the lottery! well, i do... when i don't forget to buy the tickets!! lol i'm lousy at that! my friend sent me all kinds of things from australia & i did the same, i sent him maple syrup my dad made. we spoke quite a few times on the phone too. he & his wife seemed like really nice people. they sent music too... i love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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