Believe In Fairies Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Being the completely unoriginal person I am I found this on another forum and thought it was funny, I've heavily edited this quite a bit to suit Mika rather then the original but I hope you guys see the humour and don't kill me for this, lol. Original idea by Cyndi and edited by Mee! Identifying The Mika The Fan Guide to Mika-Watching The Mika is a rare creature on the Mika-anian Islands somewhere in the Circus District of Nowhere Town. He's a somewhat shy creature, however, his vocalizations are very distinctive and those who hear it comment on the beautiful and rather unique sound. Identifying the Mika: Correctly identifying the Mika is very important. The Mika is tall, a little over six feet, with pale skin, dark eyes and curly hair. Sometimes he can also be identified by the 'giggle' or by his distinct use of braces, the technical term known as 'Brace-Appeal. This phenomenon has no explanation, though some say it may be a means of attracting the fans. Warning - he is a bit timid and likes to hide - this may cause delusional paranoia and/or an outbreak of the 'I Am Sparticus' contagion. DO NOT be fooled by lookalikes. They are either merely gingerbread men made to look like the Mika, or a clever and artful arrangement of vegetables. These are NOT, I repeat NOT the real Mika as he is despite popular opinion, not edible...*Cough* Attracting the Mika: The best way to attract the Mika is to leave a microphone and a piano with a stool out (ensure the piano and stool are on wheels, you will learn why later) out in a large, open brightly lit area, you may want to engage the use of teddy bear picnics, glitter and balloons. A stage is most preferable for this set up. If you're lucky(and patient), he might appear and put on a vocal display. If the microphone fails, try a trail of lollipops, a tamagotchi...or a Coati. Photographing the Mika: The Mika is an extremely photogenic creature. Be careful not to use excessive flash photography if you attract him to a microphone - the flashing lights may scare him away or render him blind. Your best bet is to use a digital camera on low light settings. If you must use a flash, use it sparingly. Try not to make sudden movements or the protective creatures around him might take a dive on you and flatten you. You will recognise these creatures as they are often labelled so they don't forget their species; 'Security'. Do not mess with these creatures as they are highly protective of the Mika. Capturing the Mika: The Mika is an extremely endangered species. If you MUST capture him for study, your best method of approach is from behind. Bring another person along. Wait until the Mika begins a vocal display and run up behind him. Grab the Mika around the waist with both arms and, if you're tall enough, lift him off the ground so he can't run for it. Be warned...he will struggle, so try not to bruise him! If you're smaller than the Mika, or the first plan fails, wait until he is seated at the piano then tether the piano and stool to the back of your car and drive away. He should roll along happily behind you. This is what the wheels mentioned previously are for...you may want to use the assistance of glue or duct tape at this point to keep him seated. You know what? It may be simpler to just ask the Mika to give you his autograph. Asking nicely enough may bring him close enough to study without resorting to cars, chloroform, duct tape or Mikanapping. However, if you MUST capture the Mika for study, be sure to release him exactly where you captured him! There will be serious consequences if you don't and they include restraining orders, lots of police cars, long nights in jail, fan harassment and probably a very angry and confused Mika. You do not want to anger the Mika as he may refuse to vocalize for you on request and then you would have a large army of fans wanting a quiet word with you. Now you are ready and set to go Mika-Watching! Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raha! Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 aww this is ADORABLE, b.i.f! i was imagining the whole thing as you wrote. teehee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_rainbow_radio Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Haha, I'll admit it, I was and still am laughing! Very cute description, brightened up my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BexxY Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that was soo funny :roftl: :roftl: i absolutely LOVED IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckar Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Hahaha. Thats really funny <333 Specially the gingerbread bit <33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titania Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Ahh that's so great:roftl: :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoppappop Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 This is ace !! So funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I loved it, especially cause you personalized it , the brace appeal ( :wub2: ) the veggie and gingerbreadmika, well done, so I'm not the only mad one with the demented brain here, nice to know:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 :roftl: brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sity Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Hey that was very interesting! Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emy Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Love it. I imagined Mika running around in the jungle or somthing like that. lol. And then someone coming out from behind a bush and setting up a piano and microphone. That'd be pretty weird. However, if you MUST capture the Mika for study, be sure to release him exactly where you captured him! There will be serious consequences if you don't and they include restraining orders, lots of police cars, long nights in jail, fan harassment and probably a very angry and confused Mika. Favorite part. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cath85 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 that's so incedibly funny! Mikanapping should defenitely be put in any dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace_Kelly Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 That was so cute! The whole time I was imaginating that I was doing those things! Especially the piano and car thing. I would most defidently do that! =] lol but i dont want Mika to be mad. So im gonna play it safe by getting an autograph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyMiranda Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 hahaha that was too funny!!!! i loved reading that:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jame1128 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Ahhhaaaa that was too cute!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine931 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 :roftl: that was hilarious ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unwantedsysric Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Wow. If theres ANY thread for Mika to respond to... this is it. <333333 Awesome job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raha! Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 i'm printing this out. it's too cute; it is giving me the irressistible urge to doodle! and also write a poem, erm dunno why. b.if you are doing things to me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziema Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Hahaha, I like it Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika-holic Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Well done! it's so funny and hilarious! :roftl: think I'm gonna try and catch my own Mika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 That's so funny! A wonderful story to start my day with! Mikanapping... I wouldn't dare, I'm too much of a chicken for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xintra Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 hey! it is very funny :):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haru Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I loved it :roftl: Mika, be careful of hunters !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droopsy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 OMG this was hilarious! Especially this bit: Grab the Mika around the waist with both arms and, if you're tall enough, lift him off the ground so he can't run for it. Be warned...he will struggle, so try not to bruise him! If you're smaller than the Mika, or the first plan fails, wait until he is seated at the piano then tether the piano and stool to the back of your car and drive away. LOL I was like really imagining it! HA, a fun way to start the day:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe In Fairies Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 I'm soooo glad you guys like it! *Snickergiggle* *Shifty eyes* Only trouble is it encourages me to post more random things, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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