guylainem123 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 oh wait, i just remembered RAK1's suggestion lol xD will have to sleep on it to try and develop the idea further. night girls! x caz... it's not night time yet!!! it's only supper time!!! nite caz! sweet dreams! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 "In any other thread...you can tell the difference.and let it all unfurl into broken remnants smeeellll like uuuu meeeaaan iiiittt and let your script be read 'cuz it's all in the head of a lonely lonely thread say goodbye to the words you thought were mean tho take a washboard, play the part of a lonely lonely script say goodbye to the words you thought were mean tho... I try to stay away, but squirrels made me come here... so human as I am...I smell the peanuts everywhere... so I smell and try not to mean it...to let myself let go 'cuz it's all in the head of a lonely lonely thread say goodbye to the words you thought were mean tho take a washboard, play the part of a lonely lonely script say goodbye to the words you thought were mean tho... in any other world you can smell the peanuts. I never ever I forget your story...my face is no sad...but inside I am sad" ok...that was weird xD I need some sleep and more script! EDIT and I didn't see your version of the song...which is way better INSPIRED!!! Wish I could remember what I suggested now.LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi Mika Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Maybe you'll come up with something spectacular during the full moon night:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 What about writer's block or lost muse? I mean for Mika. What if......he was having trouble writing new material? OR he was having trouble cos fans kept visiting his house?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 There us a washboard haning on the wall of the music room in school. So I was bored today, and was just staring around, until I saw that thing, and began to laugh:lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 There us a washboard haning on the wall of the music room in school. So I was bored today, and was just staring around, until I saw that thing, and began to laugh:lmfao: Did you not have an overwhelming urge to fall to your knees and praise the holy grail. Ha ha hah hah ha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Did you not have an overwhelming urge to fall to your knees and praise the holy grail. Ha ha hah hah ha!! hahahahaha hope she was also looking out for squirrels!!! you never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 hahahahaha hope she was also looking out for squirrels!!! you never know! Completely off topic here, but have you ever been to Australia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 There us a washboard haning on the wall of the music room in school. So I was bored today, and was just staring around, until I saw that thing, and began to laugh:lmfao: I have two in my hall - one wood and metal, the other has a glass wash-surface!! (handy when I have power-cuts!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise_xx Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I just read the last chapter, I think its my favorite :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Did you not have an overwhelming urge to fall to your knees and praise the holy grail. Ha ha hah hah ha!! Yeah, but I thought they wouldn't understand, and I decided I wouldn't do it, cause otherwise they would have sent me to a house for mental people I think:naughty: hahahahaha hope she was also looking out for squirrels!!! you never know! There are no squirrels in classrooms:lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Completely off topic here, but have you ever been to Australia? no i haven't, but i have a friend who lives close to perth. and he sent me vegemite!!! why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Yeah, but I thought they wouldn't understand, and I decided I wouldn't do it, cause otherwise they would have sent me to a house for mental people I think:naughty: There are no squirrels in classrooms:lmfao: one can never be 100% sure of that... they are really really good at hiding... a little bit like our friend caz.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 mwahahah maby Caz is a squirrel? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 one can never be 100% sure of that... they are really really good at hiding... a little bit like our friend caz.... I'm not hiding! Honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 mwahahah maby Caz is a squirrel? xD :roftl: BTW, I was making a script. I got quite far but wasn't finished...and then my computer crashed. Luckily I had saved most of it but some was lost. Just thought I'd let ya know that a script will be up later today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Mika are u searching a muse? :flaps eyelashes: reeelax, in the worst case scenario I think most of us would be fine even if he's gonna release an album of covers and remastered demos..btw I really adore those old "prohibited" songs I like them too. But I'd prefer an album of new songs, written by himself (and maybe some co-writers and samples from other songs:naughty:) :roftl: BTW, I was making a script. I got quite far but wasn't finished...and then my computer crashed. Luckily I had saved most of it but some was lost. Just thought I'd let ya know that a script will be up later today! Yay:yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise_xx Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 :roftl: BTW, I was making a script. I got quite far but wasn't finished...and then my computer crashed. Luckily I had saved most of it but some was lost. Just thought I'd let ya know that a script will be up later today! Yay! I'll have my popcorn ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Yay! I'll have my popcorn ready LOL. It contains balloons, helium and flying....with a difference Oh! and buttons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Chapter 19 - PART ONE Mika and Jerry were in the living room filling up colourful balloons with helium and laughing while doing so. They didn't hear John's footsteps coming near them and so continued their bizarre activity. John - who had got used to the weirdness - coughed to get their attention. The giggling stopped and both men turned to face John at the same time, their expression identical. This left John's hairs standing as it reminded him of freaky voodoo dolls that move on their own accord. In films, obviously. John: What on Earth are you guys up to? Without smiling, Mika automatically (and slowly) lifted the balloon to his face and sucked up the helium inside. Mika: *voice really high* I can hit high notes without trying! TAKE IT EEEEEAAASSYYYYYY....I CAN BE HURTFUL, I CAN BE PURPLE, I CAN BE ANYTHING YOU LIKE....EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY, ANY WAY YOU WANT TO, ANY WAY YOU'VE GOT TO, LOVE LOVE ME *Jerry starts clapping in time, sucks up helium, and joins Mika* Mika+Jerry: GIRL IN THE BLUE WITH THE BIG BUST ON, BIG BUST ON, BIG BUST ON! Wait until your mama....your mama... your...ma... Mika: Why didn't you interrupt like you always do? John: I've stopped wasting my breath. Mika: Oh. At this point, Mika's high voice deflates to his normal low voice, representing the deflation in his once hyper, and happy mood. Mika: You're no fun, John. John: I have very important news. I have spent the entire night doing the MFC's officiality. Mika: I forgot about that. Jerry: *keeps sucking up helium* John: I thought as much. Now, I must warn you right now; DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE. COMPUTER. NO. MATTER. WHAT. THE. CIRCUMSTANCE. IS. Do you understand? Mika: No. You kept stopping in between each word and I couldn't link it all together. John: For goodness sake Mika!!! Jerry: *keeps sucking up helium, face is going blue* John: Don't touch the computer. Mika: Why? John: Because I've got all the information stored on there, and with yours and dipwod's reputation with computers and/or technology ITSELF, you are hereby declared BANNED from the computer room until further notice. During this time, Jerry's middle had expaned to a considerable size and has started to float in the air. His face is a bluey/purple colour, his cheeks are puffed out, his eyes are watering, his mouth is firmly shut. No-one's taken any notice...yet. Mika: Aawww man! I'm nearly 25 and you're BANNING me from things?! John: With your behaviour? Yes. Mika: So when WILL we be able to get on there? John: Until I say so, which will be after the post has been made. However, I have been running on caffeine for the entire night and haven't slept a wink, so I shall be off to - OMFG JERRY, WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Mika: *turns round the look, and see's Jerry bouncing against the ceiling* OMG it's Aunt Marge from Happy Potter! John: JERRY!! OMG!!! Mika: Hey, if I stick a needle in him, will be burst and zoom round the room? John: MIKA!!! THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!! HE NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION! Mika: Naahhh all it takes is a needle...or a pin...or a very sharp object! I know, there's KNIVES in the kitchen!! Jerry opens his mouth to protest but in doing so, the helium is released from him and he is sent whizzing, smashing through the windows and out into the daylight, far beyond human eyes. He's disappeared. John: Oh my life!!! IT'S JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER WITH YOU TWO! Mika: John: WELL DON'T GET TOO WORKED UP AND TRY HARD TO FIND HIM WILL YA, JEEEEZ!!! John leaps out of the broken window and runs to find Jerry, screaming his name. Mika is left with hundreds of blown up and empty balloons. He gloomily leaves the once happy room and tries to figure out a way to find and save Jerry. He walks along the corridor and comes across the computer room doors. He sees a note hanging up on the door but - due to his selective reading dyslexia - he cannot read it. He remembers John's warning and wonders whether to obey or disobey. Mika: I need to help Jerry....Google can help me do that....but Google is on the internet....and the internet is on the computer.... Mika turns away from the door and lands on his knees, his hand rests lazily on his head like a dramatic damsel in distress as he remembers the dangers. Mika: But if I disobey I may ruin the MFC's Officiality! And John will be so angry... Mika pauses, and gets up. Mika: Wait, that's never bothered me before. He'll get over it. MIKA TO THE RESCUE!!!! Mika opens the door with a bang and comes face to face with the computer. He sees lots of buttons. Mika: Ah, crap. He stares intently at each one, not knowing which button does what. He presses a button with a bizarre symbol on it cautiosly and slowly, and is somewhat relieved but frustrated at the same time that nothing has happened. He presses a button next to it, and the one after, the one after that, and the one after that. A few seconds later, after pressing all the buttons (which happens to be the keyboard) nothing has worked. He looks around the room and sees a switch on the wall. He stares at it and inches away from it, scared of what it may do.....he turns his face away, squints, and presses it. The blackness in his eyelids turn to a deep shade of red and as he opens his eyes, he finds out why - it was the light switch. Mika: Mika breathed heavily through his nose and his fists are now placed firmly on his hips. He chews the bottom of his lip, deep in thought...........Nope, all hope is lost. Mika scratches his head in confusion. A scuttling is heard. Mika: Focus Mika, foc-- Oh look, a squirrel! A red, fluffy squirrel hops down from the windowsill and runs up the computer's tower. As he climbs up it, he presses a switch and the computer comes to life. Mika: OMG you're my hero! I shall name you Humphrey! The squirrel, now known as Humphrey, presses another button and a floppy disk comes out, which Mika hasn't yet seen. Instead, the computer has fully loaded and there's a folder on the screen which now doubt is of great importance, but because of Mika's dyslexia, it was unreadable. Humphrey is gallivanting across the mouse and it clicks on the folder. The folder is now highlighted in blue. Humphrey jumps onto the keyboard, innocently pressing the buttons, not suspecting a single thing, but in a flash the folder is gone. Mika: OMG Humphrey what have you done? That could have been the MFC shizz! Humphrey slides back down the computer tower, taking the floppy disk with him. Mika: Oi! OI YOU THEIF! GIVE IT BACK!!!! Humphrey jumps out of the window and Mika follows suit, his lanky legs and big feet getting stuck on the windowsill and falling flat on his face outside on the grass. Jerry's mum: Are doors not fashionable or something anymore?? *::..::*Outside*::..::* Despite Mika's long, slim twirling legs, he was still quite behind the scurrying, scuttling, speedy Squirrel. Humphrey stopped in front of a huge Oak Tree and Mika stopped too. He inhaled, rolled up his sleeves and got down low on the ground. His arm and leg outstretched, ready to pounce on his tiny, endangered prey. Mika: Heeeyyyy squirrel, squirrel, squirrel....coo-wee!!! tutututututut!!! *squirrel noises* Humphrey looked on with his huge, black, innocent eyes glazing over Mika crouching in front of him. Mika: Come here you.......stupid little thing....... Humphrey runs up the tree. Mika: No, no, no I didn't mean it!! .......Oh for God's sake. Mika got back up, and done a bit of jogging on the spot. He did a couple of stretches, spat on his hands and rubbed them together. He placed his hand firmly on a tree branch and his legs wrapped round the tree branch. Mika: Oh God, oh God, oh God. Mika looked up and saw the fleeting Squirrel scurrying and jumping and leaping at high speed across each branch, eventually getting to the top. Mika scowled. Mika: Stupid, stupid, stupid!! Slowly, Mika made his way up the tree, dragging and heaving himself up and up, quickly breaking a sweat. About fifteen minutes later, Mika's clammy, shaking, cold hand clasped round the last tree branch, while Humphry sat there eating acorns, guarding his new gift. Mika's head popped up above the leaves, which now found home in his hair. Mika: RIGHT, YOU IDIOTIC, FLUFFY, MANGY SQUIRREL! GIMME MY FLOPPY DISK BACK! In the distance, Mika could hear wind. He looked up and saw a familiar sight. There was Jerry, still flying and whizzing in the air, loop-de-looping, twirling, somersaulting at high speeds, going on and on into the further distance. Mika then heard another noise and looked below. There was John - poor, dear John - running after Jerry's deflating, flying body rather slowly and weakly, who clearly left his stamina behind somewhere ... many years ago. His faint, tiny, whiny voice was heard. John: Jeeerrrryyyy!!!! Mika, distracted, didn't notice the squirrel going to the edge on the tree. The squirrel opened it's arms, and there was a flap between his arms and his torso. The squirrel jumped, with the floppy disk in his mouth. Mika: NO!!!!!!! The Squirrel starts to float in the air and soars to the next tree. Mika: OMG IT'S A FLYING SQUIRREL!!! FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!! ....Part 2 coming up! This one's a long one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Bump! .......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 mwahahhaahaa "there has to B sth sharp...KNIVES" LOL lmao LMFAO ROTLF PMSL great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaatje066 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 :roftl: And there will be a part 2!!!! The suspense is killing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 :roftl:And there will be a part 2!!!! The suspense is killing me GIVE.ME.THE.HOLLY GRAIL!! or peanut....you can choose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Mika: OMG Humphrey what have you done? That could have been the MFC shizz! Very good, as usual And since when does Mika use your lingo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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