Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I must leave you all now, but I will be back tomorrow to hear all your sins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariposa Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Listen Holy Johnny, I got a confession to make... First of all: I didn't study anything for my exams today although I shold have... Instead I went to a party where me and my friends strated slandar about that girl....(But I think everyhing mean we said 100% true! is!! ) HELP (got a bad conscience now...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 Listen Holy Johnny, I got a confession to make... First of all: I didn't study anything for my exams today although I shold have... Instead I went to a party where me and my friends strated slandar about that girl....(But I think everyhing mean we said 100% true! is!! ) HELP (got a bad conscience now...) Well all I can say is, was LiCM being played at the party because if it was then all is forgiven. As for the slander, well as long as it was 100% true then its not really slander so I forgive you my child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Hello Holy Johnny!!!!!!!! Nice Thread. Well...............I have a confession to make. I once stole 200 dollars from my husband's wallet to buy myself a green dress for MIKA's concert this coming June 15th:blush-anim-cl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariposa Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Well all I can say is, was LiCM being played at the party because if it was then all is forgiven. As for the slander, well as long as it was 100% true then its not really slander so I forgive you my child. Thank you so much! Now I'll be able to sleep well!!! *lol* (I think I shouldn't tell you that LICM wasn't played there ) Btw, good luck for fighting the in us and emphasize the ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatRadFreak Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 holy johnny thank yo for your help so far, but alas, i have another confession. when i first joined this forum, i wanted to run away to mikas house and stand their till he got home and then run away with him to las vegas [we'd have to run across an ocean so i guess i hadn't planned it to well] and marry him. please holy johnny forgive me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Father... I don't know if it's a sin, but...... My daughter and I ate Mikas head this afternoon.... If it is a sin.. would you please forgive us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babspanky Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Holy Johnny has left the building! but keep the confessions coming, it will keep him busy after work tonight You can have posession of the remote control then BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babspanky Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 No my child, it is perfectly ok to be obsessed with our lord "THE BIG M".Infact I allow my wife to indulge in these very same fantasies. You may find "www.curlywigs.com" some help.:naughty: :lmao::lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 Hello Holy Johnny!!!!!!!! Nice Thread. Well...............I have a confession to make. I once stole 200 dollars from my husband's wallet to buy myself a green dress for MIKA's concert this coming June 15th:blush-anim-cl: Stole? Lets call it borrowing, then its ok:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 holy johnny thank yo for your help so far, but alas, i have another confession. when i first joined this forum, i wanted to run away to mikas house and stand their till he got home and then run away with him to las vegas [we'd have to run across an ocean so i guess i hadn't planned it to well] and marry him. please holy johnny forgive me! You are forgiven. Alas, although our lord mika CAN walk on water, he may find it difficult to carry you at the same time. There is the matter of trying to keep our deity to yourself, this is a selfish act but a truly understandable one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 Father... I don't know if it's a sin, but...... My daughter and I ate Mikas head this afternoon.... If it is a sin.. would you please forgive us? Oh my goodness, this is one of the greatest sins so far. How could you even contemplate eating such a revered item as big M's head. You may struck down for this one:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Oh my goodness, this is one of the greatest sins so far. How could you even contemplate eating such a revered item as big M's head. You may struck down for this one:biggrin2: But... Father... It's they only way I can get my little girl to eat... She won't eat anything unless it looks like Mika.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 But... Father... It's they only way I can get my little girl to eat... She won't eat anything unless it looks like Mika.... Well as long it wasn't his actual head then I guess it is forgivable. Practice making all your meals look like Mika (may I suggest spaghetti for his hair:naughty: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Well as long it wasn't his actual head then I guess it is forgivable. Practice making all your meals look like Mika (may I suggest spaghetti for his hair:naughty: ) no...it wasn't his actual head!!! :roftl: It was a baked egg... with baked unions as hair though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droopsy Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 no...it wasn't his actual head!!! :roftl: It was a baked egg... with baked unions as hair though... bwaaahahahahaha OMG ROTFL:roftl: hihi, oh the crazy things he makes us do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 no...it wasn't his actual head!!! :roftl: It was a baked egg... with baked unions as hair though... Phew I was worryed for a moment.Egg and onions? Well as long as she enjoyed it:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 bwaaahahahahaha OMG ROTFL:roftl: hihi, oh the crazy things he makes us do..... And what crazy things have you done then my child? Do tell as so we can repent together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatRadFreak Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 You are forgiven. Alas, although our lord mika CAN walk on water, he may find it difficult to carry you at the same time. There is the matter of trying to keep our deity to yourself, this is a selfish act but a truly understandable one. thank you oh holy johnny =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 thank you oh holy johnny =] My pleasure. I hope this brings closure to the thread for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konijntje Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... On my trip to Spain I got sick from bad oysters and puked all over Mika's T-shirt... Will he ever forgive me?? :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eir Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 What a wonderful thread! How I missed it till now??? Well...father, everyday when I go off bed I kiss the nose of Michael Schumacher portrayed on the big big big poster near my bed...but I swear I never fancied him it's only my hero...but I'm a bit weird, I know And...on the contrary I fancy another person...a friend of you, father Johnny...but I'm too ashamed to tell you his name ( ) Will I burn to the hell????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamette Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Stole? Lets call it borrowing, then its ok:wink2: I adore the way who see the things!!! Holy Johnny!!! I stole bubblegum when I was 5 and my mum said it to all the customers and the boss in the supermarket. Could you forgive her? I know that is not a easy thing to forgive!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I adore the way who see the things!!! Holy Johnny!!! I stole bubblegum when I was 5 and my mum said it to all the customers and the boss in the supermarket. Could you forgive her? I know that is not a easy thing to forgive!!! could you forgive HER????? that's a good one.. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Girl Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Once, after an arguement with my husband (in which I was right and he was wrong ) I cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush and never told him :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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