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Holy Johnny! You're back !!!! :bow:

 

I really need you... I'm the one looking so desperately bored on this photo (the one with the pink and white stripy shirt) queueat17h20.jpg

 

It was while queueing to see his Highness last tuesday... And I'm pretty sure He saw the pic :teehee:

 

Do you think there's a chance for forgiveness???

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Holy Johnny! You're back !!!! :bow:

 

I really need you... I'm the one looking so desperately bored on this photo (the one with the pink and white stripy shirt) queueat17h20.jpg

 

It was while queueing to see his Highness last tuesday... And I'm pretty sure He saw the pic :teehee:

 

Do you think there's a chance for forgiveness???

 

Possibly not, but with enough praying you always have hope. :biggrin2:

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You're back!!!

I have something to confess.

I have been having envious feelings towards Mika lately!

He goes on all these cool holidays, does lot's of cool things like play with panthers.

I'm jealous!!!

What should I do?

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You're back!!!

I have something to confess.

I have been having envious feelings towards Mika lately!

He goes on all these cool holidays, does lot's of cool things like play with panthers.

I'm jealous!!!

What should I do?

Help me out as well Johnny. I have always had that problem -- I wanna travel like Mika does. :aah:

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please do! this place is full of sinners!! :teehee:

 

 

 

:shocked: you are back!!! welcome back :huglove: i can already predict that your best and most frequent customer will be willywonka!

she is our most frequent user of the naughty corner and she could use a few confessions i'm sure!!!!

 

 

 

 

:lmao: nono....

 

I am sure willywonka will be in to see me soon. :wink2: and thanks for the welcome.

 

 

:shocked:

 

Holly Johnny!

 

WTF????:boxed:

 

:mf_rosetinted:

 

:biggrin2:

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i knew you wouldn't be able to stay away! naughty corner is to reflect on your sins... here, you get them pardonned! HJ has a full time job with you :rofl:

 

So I ought to confess all my Mikasins here????:shocked:

 

Oh Boy!:teehee:

 

ok then!:naughty:

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Oh my......you really should put yourself in the position of having a number 2 and there being no mop up paper to use. I think this is a heinous sin that needs a severe reprimand. Now go and say 15 hail Mikas, and let that be a lesson to you. :biggrin2:

 

MMMUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl::roftl:

 

Hail Mikas is too much, even for me!

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You're back!!!

I have something to confess.

I have been having envious feelings towards Mika lately!

He goes on all these cool holidays, does lot's of cool things like play with panthers.

I'm jealous!!!

What should I do?

 

Firstly, yes I am and it is very nice to hear from you. Secondly, don't be jealous as this leads to dressing like Lady GAGA and singing hits from Cliff Richard (and NOBODY wants that now, do they:naughty:)

 

He does these things with you all in mind and is trying to raise his profile to the uneducated and unblessed. You have also done some amazing things (I see the flag is still going) and you should be proud of these and not covert thy Lords ass:biggrin2: (that' ass not arse...OK)

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Help me out as well Johnny. I have always had that problem -- I wanna travel like Mika does. :aah:

 

You need 1 of three things, Money, a private plane or a very rich husband. May I suggest the third as this is easier to achieve. :naughty:

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Ok, some say i need to confess my sins, so...

 

Ok, Forgive me, father, for i have sinned...

 

I am addicted to Picture captions thread, and every pic or screenshot I get is sooo going to be used there...

 

You can see for yourself the extent of my sins here...

 

http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2367332&posted=1#post2367332

 

One more thing, i live on the naughty Corner thread and i don't pay the rent...

 

http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17080&page=139&highlight=naughty+corner

 

Guy sends me all the time so I decided to camp there for a while...

 

I dunno why though coz i am the most decent MFC ever, never been a naughty person...

 

Maybe coz i tell all the mods they are my fav mod...

 

 

 

 

Oh, and i wear women's underwear...

 

 

 

 

 

:lmao:

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I have a confession to make .....

 

Mika put a spell on me on the first day of this bloody month and I keep neglecting my work ....Instead I come here to look for news like a real :fangurl:...

 

Please help me otherwise I'll go mad :loco:

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Holy Johnny! Long time no see! It's good to have you back, and I have done no sinning while you were away. :naughty:

 

Oh wait, I did cheat on Mika for a while by forsaking MFC and spending time on a forum for another musical act... :shocked: The shock, the horror!

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A married man goes into a confessional and confesses to stroking the thigh another woman.

 

Father says "Stroking is the same as putting it in"

 

The married man asks what he should do to repent.

 

Father says "10 Hail Maries and $50 into the poor box."

 

The man gets up, says his prayers and walks over to the poor box, money in hand, moves his hand over the slot but then puts the $50 note back in his pocket and proceeds to leave.

 

Father pulls him up and says "I saw that! You didn't put it in!"

 

To which the man replies "But father, you said it yourself: Stroking is the same as puting it in!"

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Upss:teehee: As my name's HOLY Susie I should be clear, but I'm not:emot-sad:

I haven't even opened a book through the weekend:naughty:

I lied to my mom that I'm not having any tests this week:teehee:

I ate too much which is an example of one of Seven Deadly Sins:blink:

Not good...:sad:

Please, Holy Johnny, forgive me and make me Your right (or left) hand in redeeming this society:bow::biggrin2::biggrin2:

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