Marilyn Mastin Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hi again. Let's have a bit more fun. We've earned it, as has Mika. Here is a report from the party at The Brits, where Ann Onymus, the famous reporter from top celeb magazine Trashymag Monthly has managed to wangle herself an invite. She has written the following report. btw, it's a spoof. It's not real! The Brits Party By Ann Onymus For Trashymag Monthly As regular readers will know, my aim is to dig up any juicy gossip, and scandal about our famous celebrities. I turned up at the party, and imediately went into the ladies loos, because, when ladies get together round the mirror and the basins, lots of secrets come out. I entered one of the cubicles and closed the door, leaving just a crack to look through, and I waited for some ladies to come in. I was not disappointed, as Adele came bounding in, closely followed by Rihanna and Kylie. All three women opened their handbags to rummage for their makeup. and Adele began to sing "Should I give up, Or should I just keep chasing pavements, Hoping they will lead to Mika?" Rihanna turned quickly, and shot her a look enough to poisen her. "Hey you! Lay off, he's mine! He puts his head on my shoulder!" "Well he was nuzzling near my ear!" Adele retorted. "It's me he loves." Kylie gracefully spun round and said, with a smug smile, "Mika needs an older woman, one who still looks hot! He's coming home with me!" "No he is not!" Shouted Adele and Rihanna together. It looked like there might be a fight over Mika! I was really pleased because it would make a great front page scoop, but all at once, the sound of sobbing could be heard, coming from the cubicle next to mine. All three women stopped and listened. "Who's crying in there?" They called. "It's me... Leona Lewis! I didn't win an awaaaaaaard... sob" "It's alright!" Kylie called in sympathy. "Come out, and we'll talk about it." "Talking is good, we do that in Rehab." Said Amy, who had just come in. So Leona came out of the cubicle, with her mascara dripping off the end of her chin. Kylie put her arms around her. "There there. It's not so bad." "Yes it is... boo hoo...sob... The British public are so nasty! They don't appreciate beauty and talent." "Yes they do," said Amy, that's why they voted for Mika!" It looked like there was not going to be a fight after all. I decided to leave the ladies loo and go and look for Mika, to find out which of his three admirers he liked the best, but as I left the room, I almost collided with Ozzy Osbourne, and he was none too pleased "Hey you what the f'/?(k you doin' you stupid b*&?>h" I made a sharp exit, and soon saw Mika. He was swaying slightly. He had a pint of beer in one hand and the spider from his set, dangling in the other. "Big beer, you are beautiful!" He sang (but not as good as I've heard him sing) "Thank God that's over! I needta get p@+*d, I'm absolutely b+*)@y knackered. But first I wanna scare Adele, Rihanna and Kylie with my spider!" He went off to do just that. Not long afterwards, I heared three women scream and shout "We hate you Mika." "It looks like Mika will be going home alone tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwalk174 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Poor Mika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 "Big beer, you are beautiful." Ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 "Big beer, you are beautiful." Ahaha Reminds me of that Dutch remake... http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5_LcFlTNopA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uhsofamous Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 wahahaha love it!! Mika is such a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessa Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Haha this is funny !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Lollipop Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 :roftl: Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahaha :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 So funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Oooh...good story! We should insert our own little sub-plot about Perez getting jealous that Mika was trying to eat Chris Moyles (in that pic I saw earlier, somewhere on this forum). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 ROFLMAO! I love those kind of stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipop_monkey Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Oooh...good story! We should insert our own little sub-plot about Perez getting jealous that Mika was trying to eat Chris Moyles (in that pic I saw earlier, somewhere on this forum). The thing about MFCers is that, because we're such stalkers, we could write something like this with shocking amounts of detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 The thing about MFCers is that, because we're such stalkers, we could write something like this with shocking amounts of detail. Yeah really , eh? (Oh, so Canadian of me). And with all our MFC Lollipop Girls getting backstage and seeing all the details there *wink wink*, costumes and underwear, etc...I was quite surprised to see Mikey's orange shirt - actually TWO (2) of Mikey Choi's orange shirts exist! And all this time I thought it just belonged to him (Mikey) and Mika just asked them to wear solid colours or something. But it looked so freshly laundered and pressed, and silk-looking like your Lollipop dresses, Big Girl corsettes, and like Beth Dittos outfit at the Brits that Mrs. Penniman created as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah90 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 big beer, you are beautiful!!! :roll1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLight Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 lmao that is soo funny good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hey hey, 5 pints strikes again!LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi Mika Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Half-way thru the thought crossed my mind that you all here at MFC could have written this article as well.. It's great. Wish Mika was up for a chat, I'd love to know if he thought the part about him off to scare the girls with his spider lol lol was hysterical. God I love him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxxy Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hilarious!! I love that kind of storys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzaboy Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 lol, that was funny... I liked it. Whoever wrote it's got talent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikasbestfriend Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 LMAO! thats so funny, if only it were true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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