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Stella's Party, a horoscope & a favourite joke


Petra

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Just a random selection of "articles" I found today:

 

 

Here are two pics from the Party at Stella's new boutique.

 

"A Brit in Hollywood: the singer Mika is checking how well his trainers fit."

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"Long journey: Mika came from London to party with Stella McCartney."

(So he is not recording but just came there for the party :crybaby:?)

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His horoscope for May / June from the Popcorn:

(please don't make me translate this; I really don't have the time for that :boxed:. And it's pretty ridiculous. It just says something like "oh, that is YOUR month, blabla".)

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And then his "favourite joke" from the Bravo (the magazine that called him Swedish last week):

"One candle asks the other: 'So, what are you up to tonight?' - 'Oh well, I guess I'm going out.' " (haha. :mf_rosetinted:)

 

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(Thank you to Bianca for helping!)

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:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

"Long journey: Mika came from London to party with Stella McCartney."

(So he is not recording but just came there for the party :crybaby:?)

 

:lmao:

 

(Thank you to Bianca for helping!)

 

I didn't do anything! :bleh:

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Mika needs a better joke than that!:blink:

 

SHUSH! BLASPHEMY! THAT JOKE IS FANTASTIC! :naughty:

 

A friend of mine is actually paid for proof-reading. And you did it for free :naughty::naughty:.

 

:shocked: *runs off to get a job as a proof-reader*

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I cant wait till my friend comes online now, she'll laugh her as off when she hears this joke :roftl:

 

This afternoon a boy in my class said to her: there is something yellow in her eye, so she said: what is it ? and he said: A train!

 

And then we couldn't stop laughing for half an hour :roftl::roftl:

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omg i saw mika in a mag at school today lol

 

i went craaaazy

there's a worksheet in it;

plan ur vacation for mika!

AHHAHAAHHAHAH! i was laughing soooo effin hard!!

 

 

 

anywaaay im takling off topic

 

 

thanks for posting! :biggrin2:

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Oh Gosh, he might been recording the new album...

 

i´m making myself crazy of wainting this... but, if it don´t came so fast????

 

oggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

Mika, please make the new fast as you can

 

 

 

 

(sorry for the "english!", i´m brazilian [prefer with 'S"])

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Does anybody here REALLY think that this is Mika's joke? :blink:

This is a German Magazine! (repeat: German) Usually it's someone like Zac Efron or Miley Cyrus or whoever they find that tells us their "favourite joke" and in 99,99% of all cases the celebs have no idea that this is their favourite joke. Haha. :blink:

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His horoscope for May / June from the Popcorn:

(please don't make me translate this; I really don't have the time for that :boxed:. And it's pretty ridiculous. It just says something like "oh, that is YOUR month, blabla".)

may08_3.jpg

 

I love that picture:wub2:

 

 

And then his "favourite joke" from the Bravo (the magazine that called him Swedish last week):

"One candle asks the other: 'So, what are you up to tonight?' - 'Oh well, I guess I'm going out.' " (haha. :mf_rosetinted:)

 

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(Thank you to Bianca for helping!)

 

 

Ooh oooh Mika I have a better joke!

 

2 polarbears were sitting on an iceberg, said one polarbear to the other: "Could you go away please?" said the other polarbear: "No"'

 

:roftl::roftl:Now that was funny!

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Wow, those are such lovely pictures of Mika.....And the joke.....that's has us written all over it. Our family gets so ticked off because we tell jokes like that, haha. We love those. And the polarbear one, hahaha. Dang, we miss being in the same horoscope by 3 friggin days, lol.

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